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Team Heyross was supposed to compete, but they flew to Ohio instead of Georgia, and missed the show. I'll try to have feedback this week sometime.

Wow. You guys act like I guaranteed a championship or something. The Pacers are, at best, a 7-8 seed in the East. All I've done is express confidence in our new system, and some individual performances. I didn't intend to place importance on the preseason record, but other than that, I fail to see where I'm overreacting here. Sorry if I sound rude, but I don't really appreciate being mocked for expressing faith in my team.

Luke Walton, F

*DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this is the main event of OAOAST HeldDOWN~! Where tonight, a former SWF legend challenges one of the OAOAST's prominent stars, for the International Championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers BUFFER [i]Columbus, Georgia...ARRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Columbus, and the millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] The voice of Nate Dogg is heard shouting "Oh No" over the PA system, followed by pyro in the aisle and the cheers of the crowd, as "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez makes his way through the curtains, showered by the pyro that just exploded. COLE And here comes Todd Cortez, with a shot at Reject's International World title! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...weighing in at an even 226 pounds! Tonight, this SWF legend looks to strike gold in the OAOAST for the first time! Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger, from Hollywood Boulevard...He is THE URBAN LEGEND, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] Cortez walks to the ring with purpose, then slides under the ropes, before jumping to the second buckle and posing for the crowd, basking in their cheers. COACH And imagine if Cortez could win here tonight, and have a chance to walk out of November Reign with both World titles? COLE It could happen, as Todd Cortez challenges Landon Maddix, as do Tha Puerto Rican and Zack Malibu in a Fatal Four-way match at November Reign! [i]Renegade[/i] hits, and Reject makes his way through the curtains, to the boos of the crowd. COLE But let's not overlook the champion! BUFFER [i]And ladies and gentlemen, his opponent! Weighing in at 234 1/2 pounds...he is a two-time former X-Division champion, and the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST International champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] Reject walks to the ring, and climbs through the ropes. He poses on the buckles with the belt, then holds it up in the face of Cortez. COACH And Reject showing Todd what it's all about, right there! Reject hands the belt to referee Earl Hebner, and the bell sounds. *DING DING DING* Reject and Cortez circle the ring, and tie up. Cortez grabs a side headlock, and Reject backs him into the ropes, pushing him to the other side. Cortez comes back and knocks Reject to the mat with a shouldercheck, then runs to the ropes again. He hops over Reject, then blocks a hiptoss and delivers one of his own! Reject gets to his feet quickly, but is met with a dropkick which sends him over the top to the floor! COLE Todd Cortez off to a quick start, and Reject regrouping! Reject takes his time on the floor, coming back in at the referee's six-count. He moves in once again, and again Cortez grabs him in a side headlock. Reject shoves him off again, but Cortez ducks a spinkick and catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject goes after Cortez, who immediately takes him down in a side headlock! COLE Quick action early on in this International World title match! Reject struggles to his feet, then backs Cortez into the ropes, and drives a knee into his midsection. He whips him into the ropes, but gets caught in a crucifix! 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez ducks a right hand and catches Reject with a rolling prawn hold! 1... 2... Kickout! And again, Cortez catches him in a side headlock! COACH And right back to that headlock, Cole! Reject gets to his feet and backs Cortez into a corner, placing a hand under his chin and pushing back until Cortez releases...then delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! He then sets up a suplex, but Cortez slips behind the back, then grabs Reject from behind and snaps him down with a neckbreaker! COLE Nice neckbreaker by Todd Cortez! Cortez tries to pick up Reject, but Reject lifts his feet up and kicks him off! Reject charges, but Cortez executes a drop toehold, leaving Reject laying across the middle rope! Cortez then backs into the ropes, and jumps onto Reject's back with all his weight! Reject staggers to his feet, and gets caught with a CROTCH DROPPAH~!, the momentum of which sends him right over the top rope to the floor! COLE And Reject all the way outside, as Cortez is on a roll! Reject lays on the floor in pain for a few seconds, then gets to his feet, and waves both his hands at the ring, starting the walk back to the dressing room! COLE And it looks like he's had enough! COACH Good for him, he gets to keep his belt! COLE But Todd Cortez is having none of it! Cortez chases Reject down and tosses him back inside! Reject begs off, crawling into the corner to protect himself, as the referee holds Cortez back. Reject composes himself, then the two tie up again. Cortez backs Reject into a corner, but refuses to break. The referee tries to wedge in between them, which allows Reject a cheap shot over the top! COLE WOW, what a right hand by Reject, taking advantage of the referee stepping in there! You may not like those ethics, but it was certainly effective! Reject stomps away on Cortez on the mat, then picks him up. He steadies him, then delivers a CHOP~!, which knocks him right back down to the mat! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH DAYUM~! Reject taunts the fans, drawing boos, then drops a leg on Cortez, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Cortez, and delivers a right hand...which is returned by Cortez! COLE And now Cortez starting to fight back! Another right from Reject, another right returned! Cortez fires off a few more rights, then whips Reject across. Reject ducks a clothesline, then Cortez drops down, but gets caught with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK~! COACH Thatta baby! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Cortez, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then tosses Cortez out to the floor. Reject stops to catch his breath for a few seconds, then hits Cortez with a PLANCHA~! COLE And Reject crashing down onto Todd Cortez! Reject fires off some right hands, then tosses Cortez back inside. Reject paintbrushes Cortez as he lays on the mat. COLE And Reject wasting time right here! COACH Naw, he's just havin' a little fun with him! COLE Todd Cortez is not a guy you want to get all riled up! Reject then picks up Cortez, and lifts him over his back, applying the Gory Special! COLE Submission move applied by Reject, the Gory Special, named for Gory Guerrero! The camera shoots in on Cortez's pained expression as he tells the referee he doesn't want to give it up. Cortez struggles for a bit, then gets a burst of adrenaline, and manages to free his arms, immediately flipping down and taking Reject over in a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject quickly gets a shot in to Cortez to stop his momentum. He then picks him up and whips him into the ropes, and Cortez tries a crucifix!...but Reject drops back to the mat, for a samoan drop! COLE Great counter by Reject, and a cover! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH Come on, ref! Reject gets to his feet, and gives Hebner shit for the alleged slow count, then backs Cortez into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then brings Cortez out, and executes a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER~! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! Reject gets to his feet once again and questions Hebner, this time shoving him back into the ropes! Hebner bounces off and shoves Reject right back! COACH Now look at this, this happened last week during the ten-man tag, too! Anglesault has got to address this! COLE Well, Reject touched him first! COACH You're supposed to disqualify him, then! He has no right to put his hands on the wrestlers! Reject raises his fist at Hebner, causing Hebner to fall to the mat. He hops right back up, and warns Reject of a DQ. Reject then picks up Cortez, but Cortez fires off a shot to the midsection! And another! And a third! COLE And look at Cortez fight back! COACH Sure, after Hebner let him catch his wind by attacking Reject! Cortez gets to his feet, and starts firing off kicks, then whips him into the ropes and catches him with a SITOUT SPINEBUSTER~! 1... 2... Kickout! Cortez then picks up Reject, and executes a russian legsweep, quickly followed by a legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE And now it's Reject showing tremendous resolve! Cortez then picks Reject up, and delivers another CROTCH DROPPAH~! He then backs into the ropes, and catches Reject with the HOLLOW POINT~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Reject gets a foot in the ropes! COLE SO close for Todd Cortez right there! The crowd starts to boo suddenly. COACH Hey, look who's here! The camera pans to catch Landon Maddix running to ringside! COLE It's the OAOAST World champion, Landon Maddix! What's he doing out here? Landon hops onto the apron, but the referee steps in his way. Cortez starts to pick up Reject, then spots Landon on the apron, and makes his way over. Reject then gets to his feet, and knees Cortez from behind, sending him into Hebner and Maddix, knocking Maddix off the apron and leaving Hebner lying on the apron unconscious. COLE And there goes Landon, but there goes Hebner, as well! Reject sets up Cortez, and executes the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111 Cover, but no referee! COACH And look at this, Reject once again a victim of injustice at the hands of this referee! COLE It's his own fault, he's the one who sent Cortez into the referee! Reject makes his way over to Hebner, and shoves him right out of the ring with his foot! COLE What was that for? COACH Good riddance! Reject then grabs his belt from the timekeeper, and slides into the ring. He waits for Cortez to get to his feet, then charges...but Cortez catches him, and delivers the URBAN ASSAULT~!!!!!11111 COLE Cortez with the Urban Assault! But there's still no referee! Cortez looks out and sees Hebner on the floor unconscious, then throws his arms in the air in frustration. He picks Reject up near the ropes, and sets up the RIOT ACT PLUS~!!!!!11111 COLE Cortez going for the big finish now! However, while all this was going on, Landon has revived Earl Hebner with a pitcher of water, and tossed him back inside. Hebner is still dazed, so Landon hops onto the apron and hits Cortez from behind with a BELTSHOT~!, then escapes through the crowd! COLE Landon with the belt into the back of Cortez! Reject then pops up, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH Yeah! COLE And there's the Eulogy! Reject covers, as Hebner crawls over... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE DAMN IT~! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] COLE And thanks to Landon Maddix, Reject has retained his title! COACH What a defense by Reject! He overcame that obviously biased Earl Hebner, and stuck it right to him and Todd Cortez with the Eulogy! COLE Landon Maddix delivered the deciding blow with that beltshot! If Todd Cortez hits the Riot Act Plus on Reject, we've got a new International World champion! And then Landon running through the crowd like a thief in the night! But he won't be able to run from his three opponents at November Reign!

You can't do it like that, I don't think. You have to enter the entire draft at once.

I guess for now we'll just wait and see where we're at next week. If nothing else, I can just set the league to where the scoring doesn't begin until the second week of the season, to give us time to get it done. I'd rather do that than people not get all the players they want.

Another idea I had was to switch to a live draft, and just go by the honors system with all the rounds we've done already. I think we can all trust each other enough to not steal other people's players. If I set the time for say, 11 PM ET on a certain night, could everyone make it in?

I'm thinking if Adam's turn comes around again and he still hasn't shown up, then I'll just place the two highest guys on the list on his team, ala the live drafts.

Is there any reason anyone can't be in here within a 12-hour period (besides Adam, obv.)? State whether you can or can't, and if not, state why.

This needs to be stressed again: If your pick is coming up and you're not going to be around, please send me or someone you know will be on a PM with your top choices (enough to where your pick can be made if you're not around). Regardless of whatever Adam's status is, we're way behind last year's pace, and last year's draft ran up until just a few days before the season. I usually hate when people complain about this, but we really need to get this sped up by any means neccessary.

Arizona @ Washington (8.5) Atlanta @ New Orleans (8.5) (3.5) Baltimore @ Buffalo Minnesota @ Dallas (9.5) (17.5) New England @ Miami San Francisco @ N.Y. Giants (9.5) Tampa Bay @ Detroit (2.5) (1.5) Tennessee @ Houston Kansas City @ Oakland (2.5) N.Y.l Jets @ Cincinnati (6.5) Chicago @ Philadelphia (5.5) St. Louis @ Seattle (9.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh @ Denver (3.5) Indianapolis @ Jacksonville KC - 28

Well the record was just meant as a side comment, I know it won't mean anything once the season starts. I mostly was trying to put over our newfound assertiveness on offense. I can't believe people actually think Kobe will get traded. I just don't see it happening, at least not this year of for the forseeable future. (not anyone here, but they talked about it during the game and Quinn Buckner said he thought Kobe would be traded this year.)

At the risk of annoying you guys with my team ala Marvin, I have to talk about tonight's game, since it's the first one I actually got to watch most of. Indy's now 4-0 in the preseason after a 122-115 win against Memphis. We led by as many as 28 in the third quarter, and let them get as close as six, but other than that, we made the big shots when we needed to, we looked really sharp on offense, and it was great to watch. Marquis Daniels was all over the place tonight, and not having him the last couple months of the season was the difference between making and missing the playoffs, IMO.

551: WWE needs to end the brand split.

Well, I hope Adam shows up soon. Anthony Parker, G/F

I've done this.

Would that be the match were Undertaker pulled Cena up at two, kicked out of his finisher and then pinned him clean? That's not putting someone over. Maybe he was talking about Undertaker.

Pacers win again, over the Hornets again in New Orleans, 117-104. Seven players in double figures. I could get to like this new style. Ike Diogu had 19 on 7-7 FG and 5-5 FTs, and Troy Murphy had 14/9 for the so-called "losers" of last season's trade.

Hopefully I remember to catch IND/MEM on Wednesday. Judging by boxscores alone, we've looked really good so far in two fairly decisive wins against New Orleans and Seattle.

OK, let's try this again. Requesting an opponent for Reject, for an International World title match. Preferably an upper-card face. Also, Team Heyross will be in action.

ya, cheater. i hope he gets his account banned. Posted by: dooood | October 11, 2007 05:21 PM

After seeing Marvin's pic, I decided to do a little searching. On Wikipedia, they have several different varieties of Pepsi listed. I was intrigued by this one: Cinnamon-flavored Pepsi. Sold in Guam, Saipan, Thailand, Mexico, Malaysia, Singapore and the Philippines. Here's the full page.

Marvin's pick is Chris Kaman. Don't have time to look for a funny pic right now.

COLE Folks, we're set for ten-man tag team action here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits, and Jumbo dances through the curtains. COLE And here comes the big man! BUFFER [i]The following is a ten-man tag team contest, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, a member of Team #1! Hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo high fives fans on his way down the aisle, then climbs into the ring, and raises his hands in the air, drawing cheers. [i]Shine[/i] by Collective Soul hits, and Team Heyross makes their way through the curtains. COLE Some new music for Team Heyross, as they make their way down the aisle! BUFFER [i]Representing Team #2, at a total combined weight of 480 pounds...first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota...CHHHHHHHHHHHHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Moss slides in, as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]His partner, hailing from Seattle, Washington...QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! Collectively, they are known as TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The crowd boos, as Benjamin climbs onto the apron, then stands on the second rope outside and poses, while looking into the main camera. Benjamin then hops into the ring and high-fives Moss, as [i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/i] plays, and Denzel Spencer gets a nice ovation for his entrance. BUFFER [i]Representing Team #1, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, and weighing in at 227 pounds...DENNNNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i] Spencer slaps the fans' hands, then slides in and poses on the buckles. [color=pink][b]Je t'adore, Je t'adore...[/color][/b] The lights go out, and a pink light fills the entryway, as Felix Strutter walks through the curtains. COLE And the former Heartland champion out to the ring for this star-studded ten-man tag! BUFFER [i]Representing Team #2, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRR!!!!![/i] COLE And of course, Strutter losing the belt to Sandman9000, who made his stunning return at Zero Hour, in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell III! COACH And Sandman is also a part of this match, I believe! COLE That's right! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid gets a big pop as he makes his way out, through the yellow smoke in the entryway. BUFFER [i]Representing Team #1! Hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And another participant in that brutal match, Thunderkid! COACH This is going to be a great match, Cole! Thunderkid poses on the buckles, as [i]Renegade[/i] hits and boos fill the arena as the lights go out. A single spotlight shines on the curtains, as Reject walks out and down to the ring. COACH The International World champion, Reject! BUFFER [i]Representing Team #2...hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the OAOAST International champion of the WORLD...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJECT!!!!![/i] Reject walks slowly to the ring, shoving his belt in people's faces, letting them know that he is in fact a World champion. He slides into the ring, and poses with the belt, as a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD starts up, as Brock Ausstin walks out to a monster pop and stops at the top of the ramp, and starts doing his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~! BUFFER [i]Representing Team #1! Hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighing in at 290 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock walks to ringside, and hops onto the apron, then pulls on the ropes, causing pyro to shoot out of the ringposts. COACH Whoa! Brock then climbs into the ring, and starts doing the dance again, as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays, and Alfdogg gets a mixed reaction as he walks to the ring. COLE And this is the final member of Team 2, former holder of many OAOAST titles, Alfdogg! BUFFER [i]Introducing the final member of Team #2, weighing in at 240 pounds...he is a former THREE-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Alf walks to the ring, then climbs in and poses on the buckles, to a mixed reaction. His music dies down, and the crowd starts to anticipate Sandman's entrance. The lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. COLE The Heartland champion about to make his appearance! Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! A figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]And the final member of Team #1, hailing from South of Heaven...weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAANNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] The fans are going crazy, as Sandman, totally focused on the ring, walks down the aisle, then climbs into the ring. He rips his bandanas off, then hands his belt to the referee, who snatches it away quickly, obviously intimidated. Both teams then get together, as the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And we're ready for a big-time ten-man tag team match! Guys step out, and Sandman and Reject are left to start. Reject hesitantly moves in, and gives Sandman a thumb to the eye. He then starts delivering right hands, but Sandman fires back! COLE And Sandman getting the best of this exchange with Reject! Sandman backs Reject into the corner, and fires off forearms, until Reject slumps into a sitting position! The crowd cheers him on, as Sandman picks up Reject, who delivers a knee to the gut, then puts Sandman in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject then whips Sandman across, but Sandman gets the feet up on a charge! He then grabs Reject and delivers a big headbutt, sending him down on the mat! COACH And the International World champion not faring well right now against the Heartland champion! Sandman picks up Reject, and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman picks up Reject, and rakes his eyes across the top rope, much to the delight of the crowd! COACH What's wrong with these people? That's cheating! COLE Why don't you go tell Sandman that? COACH ...well, I would, but I've got a job to do here. COLE I see. Sandman tags in Jumbo, who steps through and delivers a big haymaker! He then delivers a second one, before sending Reject across. Reject ducks a clothesline, and catches Jumbo with a spinning wheel kick! COLE And finally, a big move from Reject! Reject quickly tags out to Alf, who goes to pick up Jumbo, but Jumbo pucks him up in a bearhug and carries him to the corner, where he works him over with punches. Jumbo backs up, and charges, but Alf gets his feet up! Jumbo is staggered, then Alf hops to the second rope, and catches him from behind with a BULLDOG~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf gets to his feet, and executes a snap legdrop! Alf then moves around to his legs, and picks them up, stepping through for a SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf going for the Sharpshooter early! COACH But can he get it on the big man? Alf steps halfway over, but TK jumps in and clotheslines him to the mat! COACH Come on, ref! Jumbo gets to his feet, then picks up Alf. He whips him into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG BOOT~! He then tags out to TK! COLE And now it's Alf and TK! TK picks up Alf, and executes a European uppercut! He delivers a second one, which staggers Alf back into the corner. TK then whips Alf across, and catches him coming out with a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Uh-oh... Alf is slammed down hard to the mat! TK lays him back down, and drops a knee to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK picks up Alf again, and whips him into the ropes. TK puts his head down, however, and Alf gives him a kick! Alf then delivers a savate kick, before hooking TK and taking him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Great belly-to-belly suplex by Alf! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf walks over and tags Strutter, while TK rolls over and tags Denzel Spencer. COLE Tags on both sides, and it's Strutter and Spencer! COACH What an act of cowardice by TK, once he saw Felix come in, he rolled right over and tagged out! COLE :rolleyes: Strutter and Spencer circle the ring, and tie up. Strutter backs Spencer into a corner, then takes him out with an armdrag! Strutter poses, to boos, but Spencer bounces right back and hits a running enziguri! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Can't take your eyes off the ball in this one! Spencer scoops up Strutter, and delivers a rib breaker! He follows with a standing moonsault, but Strutter gets the knees up! COACH These two are so quick, Cole! COLE And Felix Strutter a little quicker on that exchange, getting the knees up! Strutter drags Spencer over to the corner, and tags in Quentin Benjamin. COLE And now it's one half of Team Heyross, Quentin Benjamin! Benjamin executes a gutwrench suplex, followed by a fistdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin picks up Spencer, and executes a backbreaker, then heads to the top rope. He waits for Spencer to get to his feet, and executes a flying clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin whips Spencer into the ropes, and tries a spinning wheel kick, but Spencer hooks the ropes, and Benjamin crashes into the mat! Spencer tags in Brock, which gets a loud reaction. COACH Uh-oh... Benjamin begs off, but to no avail, as Brock grabs him, then picks him up, and veals him across the ring! COLE Look at the strength of Brock Ausstin! Benjamin is in tremendous pain, as Brock picks him up in a two-handed chokehold, and slams him down to the mat! Cover... 1... 2... Strutter saves! Brock tags Sandman back in, while Benjamin tags Moss. COACH Heh...Moss didn't look too happy about that tag! COLE And I don't blame him, because look at who's across the ring from him! Moss slowly moves in, and goes to the eyes, then backs him into a corner and delivers some shoulder thrusts. COLE But look at Charlie Moss, taking it to him! Moss whips Sandman across, and charges...but Sandman moves, then floors Moss with a YAKUZA KICK~! Moss staggers into his corner, swinging and missing for a tag! COLE And look at this, none of the other guys want in there! After a few seconds, Strutter holds his hand out, and gets the tag. COLE Finally, Felix steps in there, with the man who took the Heartland title from him eleven days ago! Strutter moves in with a right hand, which Sandman blocks, and delivers one of his own! Sandman continues to fire off rights, then clotheslines Strutter to the mat! Sandman then picks up Strutter, and brings him to his corner, setting him up in a tree of woe, as all five members of the team tee off on him! COACH Get in there, ref, this is a mugging! Strutter's team jumps in to assist him, and a big brawl breaks loose! COLE And we've got a meelay here! Brock hammers on Reject, sending him rolling out to the floor, while the referee frantically tries to restrain everyone else. Eventually, everyone goes back to their corners, as Spencer tags in, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Spencer then whips Strutter into a corner, and charges, but Strutter moves, and Spencer takes it shoulder-first! COLE And Denzel Spencer going shoulder-first into the ringpost! Strutter tags out to Charlie Moss, who bars Spencer's arm behind his back, and delivers an armbar slam! Moss then picks up Spencer, and sets him up for a powerbomb...but Spencer slugs away, and counters to a hurricanrana! Spencer then goes to the top, and catches Moss with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Spencer backs into the ropes, but catches a knee to the back from Benjamin! COLE And Quentin Benjamin with a cheap shot from the outside! Spencer staggers right into Moss, who delivers the STO BACKBREAKER~! He then lifts him onto his shoulders before tagging Benjamin, who is already making his way to the top, and they execute the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 COACH That'll do it! Nighty-night, Denzel! 1... 2... 3...NO! Jumbo makes the save! COACH Come ON! COLE Jumbo in there to break up the count! This incites another brawl, as Strutter and Benjamin double-team Jumbo and knock him to the floor, while Alf and Sandman slug it out. Strutter and TK then brawl in a corner, while Team Heyross double-teams Brock Ausstin. Meanwhile, Spencer rolls to the outside...where he's met with a chair shot from Reject! COLE Oh, no! Reject sending that chair right into the SKULL of Denzel Spencer, and the referee didn't see it! Reject then rolls back inside the ring, as the brawl dies down once again. Jumbo meets him, and asks for a test of strength. COACH I wouldn't do this, Reject! Reject goes for it, then starts delivering kicks to the midsection when both hands are locked. He goes for an Irish whip, but Jumbo reverses, and catches Reject in a bearhug! Reject struggles for a bit, then delivers thumbs to the eyes, breaking the hold! Reject then measures Jumbo...and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY for Jumbo! 1... 2... NO! Brock makes the save! COACH And how about that cheap shot, Cole? COLE He's got a five-count! Reject rolls Jumbo over to his side, where his team does a number on him! COACH And now, a little taste of their own medicine! Jumbo's team responds, as Brock, TK, and Sandman come over to even the odds! The brawl spills to the floor this time, and it's a big meelay! COLE And Denzel Spencer just now coming to out there after that vicious chairshot, just in time for this brawl! The brawl slowly dies down again, and it ends up with Quentin Benjamin and Brock Ausstin in the ring. Benjamin executes a back suplex, then heads to the top rope. However, Brock beats him, and crotches him on the top! Benjamin falls to the mat, as Brock tags in Jumbo. Brock and Jumbo whip Benjamin in, and drop him with a double elbow! COLE And some nice double team work between Brock and Jumbo! Jumbo then backs into the ropes, and goes for the XL SPLASH~!!!111...but Benjamin rolls out of the way, then tags in Moss! COACH Quentin dodged a bullet right there! Moss trades blows with Jumbo, losing handily, of course, and Jumbo tags Sandman. He slams Moss first, then Sandman comes in with a guillotine legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Sandman backs Moss into the ropes, where Alf makes a blind tag. COLE And a tag was made right there... Moss shoves Sandman off, and Alf steps in. Sandman hops over Moss...right into a AA SPINEBUSTER~! from Alf! COLE Alf with that spinebuster! Alf gets to his feet and poses, drawing a mixed reaction, mostly boos. Alf then goes to the top as Sandman gets to his feet, and flies off...but Sandman catches him with a fist to the gut, sending Alf for a flip over onto his back! COLE And Alf gets caught coming down off that top rope! Sandman walks up to Alf, and scrapes his boot right across the face! COACH OW! Sandman does it a second time, then tosses Alf to the outside. COLE Alf to the outside now... TK grabs Alf on the outside, and whips him into the guardrail! COACH Look at this, come on, ref! Benjamin knees TK in the back from behind, then Brock grabs Alf and tosses him back inside. Alf begs off, but Brock stomps away at him in the corner. COLE And look at this, Alf and Brock going at it here! Brock stomps a mudhole, then yells out to the crowd, which cheers in response. Brock then tries to pick up Alf...but Alf catches him with a LOW BLOW~! COLE And Alf with a low blow, now where's the disqualification? Alf goes to the top, but Brock is able to beat him, and crotches him once again! COLE Well, there's a little payback for Brock! Brock then follows Alf up, hooking him in a waistlock, and taking him off the top with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Oh no! COLE BIG belly-to-belly superplex from Brock Ausstin! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Benjamin saves with a sliding dropkick! COACH And what a save by Quentin Benjamin! Brock and Alf both inch towards their corners, and Alf tags Reject, as Brock tags Sandman! COLE And we're back where we started, it's Sandman against Reject! The two slug it out, with Sandman getting the better of it, until Reject goes to the eyes. Reject backs Sandman into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject scoops Sandman up, and executes a fisherman's buster! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Sandman, and sets him up for the PITCH BLACK~!!!!!11111...but Sandman counters, setting up Reject for a slingshot! He sends Reject into the corner, then catches him coming back out with a foot to the gut, setting up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111...but Reject spins out, and hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH OH YEAH~! This is it, Cole! Reject covers arrogantly... 1... 2... NO!!! Sandman gets a shoulder up! COACH Oh, fuck. COLE It's a two-count! Reject questions referee Earl Hebner, then shoves him...and Hebner shoves back, knocking Reject right down to the mat! COACH Now what is this? Earl Hebner getting physically involved? How dare he! Sandman rolls up Reject... 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Alf tags in, and he and Reject double team Sandman. Spencer runs in to help, triggering another brawl. COLE Here we go again! Team Heyross double teams Sandman, while Reject and Brock spill to the outside. Strutter knocks Jumbo to the floor with a knee to the back, then brawls with Spencer as Alf and TK brawl to the outside. Strutter whips Spencer into a corner, and charges, but Spencer gets the feet up. Alf then hops on the apron, and drops Spencer throat-first across the top rope. Spencer staggers backwards, right into Strutter...who delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111 COACH Way to go, Felix! COLE And look at Alf now! Alf has scaled the top, and delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH YES~! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match...the team of TEAM HEYROSS, REJECT, "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER, and ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] Sandman slides back into the ring with lighttubes, sending Alf and Strutter running for cover! COLE But it's not over yet! Alf's team heads for the aisle, as Sandman's team comes together, and Sandman raises his two lighttubes in the air. COLE Alf may have picked up the win here, but it's Sandman9000 and his team holding fort in the ring!