Lightning Flik

No I was planning on using the Storm Cradle Driver. I just mixed it up with another move I was looking at the time I went looking for a description (yes, it is the bad site, I made sure to check it over, don't worry) of the move. Hence, I accidently put the description for the Psycho Driver (I believe), instead of the Storm Cradle Driver.

Actually, that WASN'T the move I had planned on using. I think I messed up with another move, but damn... I'll use that one instead. Sick, sick, sick looking move. And yes, that is Quiet Storm doing the move (I only know this, becuase of Storm's pick from EWR).

...that sounds so freaking sinister, it ain't funny.

I've seen a clip, it just I have a hard time discribing things. That's all. Thanks thought.

Oh Bloody Hades... I hate you... I thought people would just know. *grumbles about having to actually think of how to describe it now* And sorry about the Sleeper Suplex, I had just put it in and sent it in. Didn't even realize it. My bad.

Whoa... I've got someone's finisher as a signature move? Dood, I'll edit that out right away. Didn't know that. Just which one is it? Also, I won't bump. I'll just bump other things HARD. ...before I lose.

What's sadder, is that some team will sign him if he goes to the CFL. I can just picture Brock Lesnar as a running back for Hamilton Tiger-Cats right now.

Um... Dace, you haven't checked my character I'm using, have you? It will be a little hard for a six foot seven inch man that weight near three hundred pounds to bump for the little guys. Unless, you mean Bump Machine, as in, I bump them all over the place.

You better just pray to the Wrestling God that when and if you do beat me, it will actual mean something. Because frankly, as of right now, at this moment. It won't mean diddly squat. Except that you beat a JTTS like anyone else could.

Experience... You didn't know my last time around (as Lightning Flik) did you? I have 14 matches in total if I remember correctly. My record was 8 - 6. Want to know why I was 8-6? Because I had 4 matches that were no shows by my opponent, 2 matches that were tag team contests (both no shows), one match that was a battle royal (which I still dispute I only won becuase I had the special guest referee, Thugg I believe, toss someone out) and only one ONE match by myself. The six losses were very bad losses. One loss was just a straight up regular match, two were for the SJL Television title, one was a loss in retaining the SJL Television title (that I won in a tag team contest), and my final loss that I can remember was a shot at the European Title (which I had no right to challenge for, yet I somehow was given the match). Experience doesn't really count for one such as me. I have about as much experience as you do in actual competition (2-6). And at least you've got a better record.

My character will work in such a way a Jobber To The Stars can. He jobs. ...yes, I don't have a lot of confidence. What gave it away?

OMFG~!!! I SEE TODDROYAL ACTUALLY READING THIS~!!! Maybe there is hope yet~! ...no, that would then imply I'm not being a Jobber To The Stars. And we can't have that not being true. Edit: And of course, he beats me to posting, which makes my post totally stupid now. Wonderful.

Then wish harder dammit. I don't want it anymore than you do. And frankly, considering how often Vince wishes to bring back WCW, I fear he'll bring back ECW just to see if it'll work.

No. God won't prevent that. Remember God will not interfere with mortal ways? Because he got tired of doing so. I thought you'd remember that by now. What we need right now is to have hope that Satan doesn't find it entertaining to screw with us wrestling fans, by creating this ECW brand.

Just curious, but for those who are keeping, you already know who you are taking? Not asking who, just asking do you know who you'll be keeping.

The more I think about this, the more I'm feeling that they'll do a shoot on this, Paul Heyman gets fired, and WHAM~! We get an ECW brand. The whole roster would have to be in on it, but I'm really believing that something just doesn't feel right about this story about Brock Lesnar leaving. Oh well, it gave me a great new diary idea.

Draws or no contests or anything where the match is undecided are to make sure there is a winner or loser in a contest. [/kayfabe] Seriously, it is so that if I do have that happen, then there is an absolute reason for it and it becomes determental to the standings. Why is it that a loss is -1 yet a win +2? Just because a win should matter much more than a loss, as wins are more important. And no, a person cannot have negative points. If a person moves from one division to another divison, they will start at 0 points. Every April (since that's when I started this diary) the points will be reset to 0.

Alright people... Just to at least get some action going on in this thread, I've decided that you guys should predict who's winning against who in week one! My Predictions: Winning Team's Wins:Losing Team's Wins:Ties Crimson Storm over Night Rangers - 13:7:1 ~ I look at my own team and then at Night Rangers and I see one thing that is better... My pitching staff. While I'm confident that my batters are just as good, I've got a feeling that it'll be my pitching that gets me a lot of wins. Pawtucket Red Sox over Fear The CHECKLIST~! 11:8:2 ~ Two heavyweights of our league (just because I didn't say you were #1, doesn't mean you don't have weight) battle it up in week one, and I'm quite certain that this will be a back and forth match. However, I think that Pawtucket Red Sox's pitching has a bit of an edge and think he'll take it. However, I won't be surprised in the slightest if Fear The CHECKLIST~! wins. 1000% Guapos over Wart Wackos - 13:5:3 ~ This one is 1000% Guapos due to a very high powered offense (with 5 guys over 100RBIs, 4 over 100Rs, and an average OBPs of .345) it is pretty much going to be theirs to lose. As long as the pitching is there, I think they'll win this one. The Worst Team over Small Red Machine - 12:6:3 ~ The Worst Team doesn't really live up to its name, here as they'll get the win over the Small Red Machine, via batting. EL KABONG~! Slapnuts over Gotham Harlequinns - 10:8:3 ~This will definitely be another match up to watch as this one will be a hotly contested battle. Brockvegas Posse over Chicago White Sux - 16:4:1 ~ I predict a hell of a landslide victory for Brockvegas Posse, because of the fact that Chicago White Sux has only two starting pitchers and is relying heavily on relief pitchers. While this is a sound strategy in theory, there's also the fact that two of this five relief pitchers (Brendon Donnelly and Chad Bradford) are injuried and won't be ready in time for opening week. Fear The Slayers over Rebels Of Oakland - 14:5:2 ~ I don't think this one will be close as Fear The Slayers has a more statistically proven team than Rebels Of Oakland. While I do expect his pitching staff to improve, I don't think it'll be enough for Rebels Of Oakland to stop Fear The Slayers from winning this match up. Serenity over NuclearSledgehammers - 13:6:2 ~ NuclearSledgehammers has a weaker team in the batting department and against Serenity's pitching staff, I don't think it is going to be much of a match up. I think Serenity will probably just walk away with a lot of wins. Rankings Following My Week 1 Predictons: 01) Brockvegas Posse - 16:4:1 - .774 02) Fear The Slayers - 14:5:2 - .690 03) 1000% Guapos- 13:5:3 - .655 04) Serenity - 13:6:2 - .643 05) Crimson Storm - 13:7:1 - .631 06) The Worst Team- 12:6:3 - .607 07) Pawtucket Red Sox - 11:8:2 - .548 08) EL KABONG~! Slapnuts - 10:8:3 - .512 09) Gotham Harlequinns - 8:10:3 - .417 10) Fear The CHECKLIST~! - 8:11:2 - .405 11) Night Rangers - 7:13:1 - .345 12) Small Red Machine - 6:12:3 - .321 13) NuclearSledgehammers - 6:13:2 - .310 14) Wart Wackos - 5:13:3 - .274 15) Rebels Of Oakland - 5:14:2 - .262 16) Chicago White Sux - 4:16:1 - .202 Please note that for the precentages, I concluded that ties = .25 of a whole. Also, this is all just for funs sake. Because you never really know what'll happen until the season starts. Just have some fun with this prediction stuff. Don't take it seriously, m'kay? Yes, make some sound judgements, but don't get all huffy if you're team gets ranked dead last by someone else, m'kay?

I'm just saying notify me by this Sunday if you are having keepers or no. Not who those keepers are. I guess I should've been more clear.

April 1st, 2004

April 1st, 2004

...wow... I weight 180lbs and stand at 5'8. I'd be Cruiserweight material. If I knew how to box. Actually if I trained and everything, I'd be Heavyweight (since the limit is 190 for Cruiser, and frankly, I'd go over that by actually putting some muscle on this twig like body o'mine).

I don't know... Are people thrilled I'm returning? I could've sworn I did nothing other than play a small part in RSR. And also brought about its collapse by being the first member to leave. And also sucked ass. Other than that, people be thrilled I've returned. I mean, after all, you guys obviously need a Jobber To The Stars. And frankly, you've now got one.

OPENING PROMO: John Duran ~ Janus comes along and beats his ass. SUBMISSION MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Toxxic vs. Insane Luchadore© ~ I've recently heard that IL hasn't been showing lately, which makes me sad... Because I know if IL would show, he'd win. Yet, because IL hasn't been showing consistantly, I say Toxxic gets double gold. Winner: Toxxic NO-DISQUALIFICATION SINGLES MATCH Terrence Bailey or Janus vs. Mike Van Siclen ~ Either way, MVS is going to be punked up by The Anti-Heel Machine. IN CONCERT: Alan Clark ~ ... <---- all I got to say. SINGLES MATCH Dace “F’N” Night vs. Sacred ~ Night is falling on Sacred for the 1-2-3. (OMG, was that ever bad...) SINGLES MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE Johnny Dangerous vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston ~ The Secret Agent is out to save the World! ...ok, he's just going to win a Cruiserweight #1 Contendership. SINGLES MATCH FOR THE SWF UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP “The Coyote” Coy West© vs. Alan Clark ~ Call me a crazy loon ... I didn't mean literally. Anyways, but I think Alan Clark will pull out the victory and we'll have two people with duel belts. Just to make life interesting around the SWF. MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH House of Todd (Todd Royal/Landon Maddix) vs. Charlie “Grappler” Matthews/Ann “Ichiban” Onita Special Guest Commentator: “The Notorious” John Duran ~ Unless Todd shows, or Duran helps write up this match with Landon, I see Ichiban Grappling Force winning this match. Of course, I suspect an all out brawl at the end with Duran and Janus, and everyone just trying to kill each other. The usual stuff you see at the end of a show.

It is two keepers you get to keep. Edit: For the record, I'm retaining two keepers as well. I'm still trying to decide between the three I have locked down as the ones I want.