Smues

That picture will never stop making me laughing.

I've forgotten mine a time or two, but luckily I keep mine in it's original little box, and Smuesette never thinks to open the box and make sure I took it.

Wait, Boise St. could go undefeated and miss out on a BCS bowl AGAIN? Jesus. Wasn't the 5th BCS bowl added for situations like this? Unbelievable.

Weren't some Yankess fans saying like four years ago that Rivera was done back then?

That's my plan if I'm ever forced to have children. Teaching them to be switch hitters (in a COMPLETELY baseball related way) wouldn't hurt either.

Tied for 6th worst all time. Yay! But, he's still on the cheap, 2nd worst on that list is making an assload of money, so ha!

Has Cbacon even been around lately? I (thankfully) don't think I've seen him post in awhile. I wonder if there's anyway with my mod powers to find out how many people are on ignore lists, it'd be interesting to see who the leaders are, although if Marvin and C-bacon aren't both in the top 3 I'd be shocked.

Odd/sad that Atlanta had such a weak hitting outfield this year. Considering traditionally the outfield is where most of the power is, and yet it was the infield hitting that was respectable this year. And I'm still dreading your RF list.

You should leave the trap out and see whatelse you can catch. And huzzah getting your cat back.

Maybe they cited being taken on the Small World ride as child abuse.

In Washington it's the WASL. But when I took it, it wasn't required to pass to graduate (as is the case now) so they didn't even bother giving you your score until Junior year. (Took it Sophmore year.) Weak. And we certainly didn't get pizza or anything (although I did pass, go me!) but I do remember the week we had to take the stupid thing after we took the test we got starbursts and soda in one section, and after another we walked down to the IMAX to watch a film about the rainforest. There was one upside to the WASL, all the sophmore's disappeared that week, so if you had classes with sophmores in them and weren't a sophmore you either had an fairly empty class where it was likely you didn't have to do anything but watch movies, or you were Smues who got FUCKED BY THE SYSTEM and was a junior in an all sophmore alegbra class (I will make a post about that bullshit someday) and they were using that class as a testing room so for that period all week I got a free pass basically to do what I wanted. That was nice.

You might think with Blanco being your worst selection that I would cry, but those tears are saved for RF.

They called Child Services because your dad wouldn't buy them park food? Holy crap. I mean if he wouldn't feed them at all yeah I guess that's bad, but oh no he won't pay triple the value of food items. When I was a kid I was lucky to get an ice cream cone or one dessert item of some kind during a long day at a theme park. Sure we might get fast food or something on the way too or from, but actual in park food was such a rarity due to the prices. I bitched and moaned, but not to the point of calling the Po po.

If there are 119 I-A teams then UW would be ranked 120. And USC at 11? Do you not realize that they won multiple titles several years ago? And that they're a power school? And that they're USC?!

That sucks, I hope you get him back. Our cat WANTS to be an outdoor cat, but we don't let it, so inside he's just a sit at the back door and whiney cat. But better that than a lost/dead cat.

Ha, take that people who don't think he deserved to win the Cy Young that year!

Mainly what I remember about the ending was Charlie crying, and crying, and crying, and crying. Oh I think he cried too.

I just knew this was going to be about Douglas as soon as you said wall street meanie. Man was that movie dull. If I hadn't had to watch it for a class I would never have made it to the end. And shouldn't his answer have been that "greed is good." ?

L to the O to the L. When was the last time they have been on a National broadcast? At the very least they were on TBS at least once against the Braves in 07. And if you count WGN I'm sure they were on in 08 against the Cubs.

While I personally don't want to see the Yankess, Red Sox, and Cubs that many times, I can't bitch about it as it's obvious why they're on. I will bitch about 9 Red sox games and 6 Yankess games on TBS. You show one game a week, you don't know any one team that many times.

Hmm tough one. My instinct is to go with Canseco, but for all I know you hold a special place for him since he was an A. So my backup guess is Sheffield. Speaking of Sheffield, I noticed 03 him and 04 JD Drew made it on the list as Braves. We had some luck in that spot for awhile huh? Too bad Francoeur fell off the map fast.

Great player, wouldn't be sad if he dead tomorrow. But he does bring great joy to my life, every time I watch game 7 of the 1992 NLCS. Watching the Giants slowly choke away a world series ring in 2002 is pretty great too.

God I hate those commercials. The Carl's Jr. ones too. Those Burger King ones where they sold Big Macs were pretty awful too. WOW YOU FOOLED YOUR CUSTOMERS THAT SURE ENTICES ME TO GO EAT YOUR FOOD.

I like that the Pit is green again. As for cats and candles, Smuesette's sister used to have a cat with really really long fur. One time (while they were home, even her crazy family didn't leave candles lit with animals around when they left) it managed to walk into a candle and catch on fire, and the cat didn't even know it. It just kept on walking, and Smuesette's sister dashed accross the room, grabbed the cat, and got the fire out. I guess the cat just wanted to be a flamer.

Damn fakes. She's still hot though. VPilf!