Smues

Well if that was the reason this dude was denied then it makes it all the more funny, as we don't have any Kmarts up here.

It was Smues, thank you very much.

If I die I'm going to die eating string cheese and Fruitopia.

The only good/memorable things out of the Undertaker kidnapping Stephanie was after the next ppv with the 'WHERE TO STEPHANIE?' bit that still cracks me up. Oh and I did remember Shamrock with the lights going off but when they come back he's bloodbathed and got Christian in the Anklelock. That was pretty badass.

Please, please, please tell me they used some form of birth control for this unholy union.

Love that picture +1. PENSIS LOL

That picture never gets old. Yes, I probably will comment on it everytime you post it. I'm thankfully not to have any niece or nephews in law yet. Not that I think they could be as bad as yours given that all of my brothers and sisters in-law are fairly cool, but still. So I'm guessing that you've gotten all the cats. How is that working out? And how are your cats taking it, are they treating the welfare cats like second class citizens?

I like Roy, but it would possibly be the funniest thing ever in recorded history if he tested positive for a banned substance this coming season.

People in New York COMPLAINED about a maple syrup smell? Yeah I know I'd be mad if I had to smell something sweet and not dead guys and dog shit.

Are you going to keep all the cats if you do get them, or just hold them until you can find new homes?

Normally I'd say a split sounds fair, but actually in this case I think the crack whore should be paying more, because the baby daddy didn't shove those drugs that damaged the baby into her system (I'm assuming anyway.) The dad should have to pay half of whatever the non crack baby costs were, and the rest should go to crack whore. But then again since crack whore is just a wellfare leech I guess making the dad foot the bill saves the tax payers, assuming he's not a welfare leech too.

Those progressive ads are awful, but I actually like them better than the previous set of ads, with Kenny Mayne being his usual jackass self. Those things were airing when I was shopping for car insurance and as a result I didn't even consider going with progressive. Annoying brunette > Kenny Mayne.

I like our top story of the week better. Link to thread I started on the subject with relevant articles.

Michael Jordan is what got me into basketball as a kid, so needless to say I was estatic when Paxton hit that shot. I was so sure the series was going to go 7, and then that happened. Loved those Bulls. Didn't make me popular with my cousins in Phoenix though.

It's amazing a player that good changed teams so many times.

Mad TV also gave us Orlando Jones whom I really like. I really liked Mad TV season 1, and thought season 2 was enjoyable. Had the show ended after season 2 things would have been perfect. Edit: Is Guy Fieri the douchebag that does TGI Friday's commercials and is all over their menus?

Well I guess that isn't too bad then, since he ended up making plenty of money in his career. I was thinking it was a multi-year deal he fucked up.

Any idea on the specifics of that contract he lost out on? Wikipedia says it was one of the richest in Braves history (at that time) but no specifics.

You sucka got served!

Vaughn should be in the HOF just for getting as much money as he did in that final contract. I remember laughing pretty much everyday the Braves played the Mets in those years just at Vaugn's contract. Not a worst of all time contender, but certainly a bad one.

I don't usually like the "pick the first game right then match your opponents picks to screw them" method, but I didn't have any time to really come up with picks on my own. Plus it's against the Patriots, so I have motivation. Nothing against Harley, but anyone who picks the Pats needs to lose. And Chicago won but only by 3, giving those of us that picked NO the win by half a point. I was watching the game at the airport bar in Juneau and was quite happy to see that turn of events.

She flew down as part of a grant with NASA, and I think it was the end of the grant, so no more travel. If they renew the grant though I'll tell her to bring a bunch more weather with her next time.

Actually you can blame my wife. She flew into Houston last night. So an Alaskan flys in and you get your first snow in 4 years. Yeah that's a coincidence. She really enjoyed (see: did not enjoy) seeing live long Texans deal with it on the road.

Congrats on the bonus. Because of my announcing I was leaving I likely fucked myself out of my bonus, which was going to be considerable this year. Which shows just how much I needed to leave because I knew I'd likely not get my bonus, which will probably be handed out to everybody next week. Didn't you just start at this place mid year too? Sounds like a full year would net you an even better bonus.

Did you see anything like that on your FL vacation? No, but maybe you have to stay for the 5:30 Shamu show at seaworld to see that. That would have worked better with the 'believe' theme anyway. YOU WILL BELIEVE A WHALE CAN FUCK YOUR WIFE IN THE ASS!