MillenniumMan831

The ASE (Assistant to the Sports Entertainer . . . pronounced ACE)

Good grief, the Browns have some rebuilding to do.

Just finished watching Guilty as Charged 2000 . . . did Mike Awesome really knock that girl's teeth out w/ a clothesline? They showed the clip and it looked like it could have been a blood capsule at first, but the promo w/ Spike and his girlfriend showed her looking like Bushwhacker Luke. Maybe she was wearing false teeth before. Either way, the clothesline was pretty brutal.

Good God, I wish that annoying kid would get a lungful of cancer. Is this douche getting a nickel for every time he uses a form of the word fuck? And if Luther would have approached him there, he'd have shit his pants.

The segment from TNT (Also on Bloopers, Bleeps, and Bodyslams) where The Samoans fed Alfred some raw fish still makes me laugh. The Samoans are dissecting this huge fish when . . . Vince: Alfred, would you like to taste this? Alfred: Would I like to what? Surely, you must be jesting. Vince: Well, I don't think it's right to hurt The Samoans' feelings. Alfred: I don't want to do that. But that doesn't mean I have to eat it. (They go back and forth for a bit and finally Alfred takes the tiniest nibble I've ever seen as Vince approves and they go to commercial. After the break, Vince/Alfred each have a plate as The Samoans are chowing down.) Vince: We are back w/ The Samoans . . . Wait a second! Alfred Hayes . . . I don't think this is fair . . . it looks like you have the head of the fish. I think I'd prefer the head. Alfred: Well, I tell you . . . look at that eye. And What On Earth Is That?!? (Picks up jawbone) JUST WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?!? And what CV fan could forget "For a free Coliseum Video catalog, write to Coliseum Video PO Box 1311 Fairfield, NJ 07 Double 07."

Sid. "The Reflection of Perfection" Mark Jindrak. I never thought the guy sucked at all and feel they cut the legs off the gimmick just as it looked Jindrak was getting comfortable with it.

Yeah, that was the last appearance of Nash, in-ring or otherwise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So his clean job to Test came before SummerSlam?

Gene completely no selling the comment is why he is the man.

Nick is 14 and he's driving already?!? And no Brian Knobbs cameo? Dude, that's unacceptable.

How ironic . . . Venis misses the Money Shot and submits to the Million Dollar Dream.

And he also cheated on Chyna w/ the hos.

That was just good heelery on MNM's part and it set-up a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It was poor taste, bottom Line. I don't care if it was to get a fued going even if only for GAB. It was uncalled for and there were plenty of ways around it. Yes, they may just stating the obvious, but it was delivered in a distasteful manner. I don't recall anyone using Owen Hart like this after his passing. Did anyone use an Owen reference like that with Bret, Bulldog or Niedhart? "Oh Yeah, Owen's Dead! ha ha." No. The WWE wouldn't even do that, but for some reason they a jab at Hawk. It was a jab, not a way to promote something or hype a storyline. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seeing that it was probably Animal's or Ace's idea, I don't see anything wrong w/ it. It was said to piss Animal off. And in theory, a pissed off Road Warrior is much more of a draw than a meloncholy (sp?) Road Warrior popping up to promote his dvd.

If that happens, Matt can just backlash against the fans and go back to being a formidable (in his SD days anyway) heel.

I thought the "cheap" line referred to Jericho just blathering about how great he is despite not doing anything great in quite some time.

Wisdom teeth pullings pussified all my buddies. Luckily, the dentist told me that I had severe recession on my bottom gum. So, while the fear is w/ me that all my bottom teeth may fall out, I don't need my wisdom teeth pulled. Just gotta brush softer. *Self High FIVE*

I got $10 saying he powerbombs him... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Put down another $10 saying he'll land a suicide dive on him.

That was over two years ago. Mr. Roderick Piper has matured since then. - Your friends at WWE Creative

Hogan and Knobbs scheming in the weight room reminded me of Jerry and George from Seinfeld scheming in the coffee shop.

I will say I have never seen Undertaker sell pain like that before. His facial expressions alone was some of the best selling of a beatdown I've seen in quite some time. Certainly was far better than hitting the ground like a ton of bricks and sitting back up over and over and over again.

At the risk of being off topic, check out Reno 911. That might change your mind.

1 - Danny Basham 2 - Tyson Tomko 3 - Scotty 2 Hotty 4 - Heidenreich 5 - Ivory Best Bet --- Funaki Phone Avoider --- Tyson Tomko Even though he'll probably be released in 10 minutes . . . I have a sneaky feeling they may spare Val Venis.

Good read dude.

Up until the outcome of the commitment cermony itself that is.

I really don't see the big stink about the Mexicools either. Granted, I missed their debut so I can't speak on that. But the vibe I get from them is that they whomp ass in an attempt to inspire their people to rise above and beyond "the gringos".

Well, not only would ya get a chance to meet The Hulkster, but maybe he'd even pay for dinner. If not, it's milkshake city at Friendly's for The Hogans.