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He's acknowledged as the GM by Coach/Snow, but other than that . . . the gimmick is DEAD.

I have two ratings: I'd like to see that match again. I wouldn't like to see that match again. If I see a match of the former sort enough times, it can move into the latter group.

Ya know, if anyone in WWE realized HEAT would air on Saturday, they should have really filmed 4 Stevie is GM segments just to spite Steph on her wedding day. And I wonder if the wrestlers who wrestled matches on HEAT were exempted from having to go to the wedding since attending both events would be impossible for anyone other than HHH. (Dreamer reading the wedding invitation he didn't receive until this past Monday) Dreamer: Dear WWE Superstar, You have been cordially invited to the holy union of World Champion Hunter Hearst Helmsley and the former and future Smackdown GM Stephanie McMahon. We would . . . . . . . Oh Christ, do I really have to go?!? It is a free meal, but I'll probably have to wear a damn tie! (Dreamer thumbs through TV Guide) Dreamer: Holy shit! Joe Schmo Marathon Sunday! Fink: Yeah, Tommy haven't you heard? Heat's on Saturday this week. It's the talk of the wrestling world. Heat airing on the same night as the holy union of . . . Dreamer: SHUTTUP! (Dreamer spots HHH refusing a young fan's autograph) Dreamer: What was that for? HHH: Shut up Dreamer! Maybe you haven't noticed-uh, but we have a thing in this business called kayfabe. Look into it. And good luck on Heat-uh. (Dreamer wrestles his Heat match and leaves the following message on HHH's answering machine Saturday morning.) Dreamer: Hello HHH. Tommy here. Just wanted to let you know that I will not be able to attend your wedding due to my match vs. Rico tonight on Heat. Saturday Night's Main Event has nothing on Heat! C'ya on Raw one of these weeks. Gotta keep the kayfabe. (During the reception, HHH notices Dreamer is missing) HHH: Where's Tommy? Steph: Who? HHH: Tommy Dreamer. Steph: Who? HHH: Ya know, that Tommy Dreamer guy from ECW! Steph: ECW? Is that a new cable channel? HHH: No bitch! He's that guy who would eat . . . Steph: BITCH?!? BITCH?!? You think I'm a BITCH?!? HHH: No listen, it's Tommy's fault. Steph: DAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vince: Yes honey. Steph: Hunter just called me a bitch! HHH: No no no, you got the wrong impression. Vince: You called my precious Stephany a bitch? HHH: No, I have an itch. I would never say . . . Vince: You have insulted me once too many times Hunter! Now, you will hear the four words I have been meaning to say since you met my daughter. HHH: (gulp) Vince: LANCE STORM IS FIRED!!!

Yep, it's in Phoenix. EDIT --- Got beat to it.

FYI --- It was Hurricane/Rosey over Arch Kincaid/Bobby Rude.

I think I'll go with Dr. Tom for now.

I wonder if Coach will review The Bible for the Heat viewers.

If I may add a 6th star, I shall ******!!!

Well, at least WWE are making the shows 'sound' interesting. The GM is still to come!

If anyone's watching, is it me or they piping in some major crowd noise/chants?

Went to FYE . . . they had Unforgiven 2003, but no Bloodbath. I asked about it, and they looked at me like I was asking for beastiality porn. Better luck Tuesday.

Why wouldn't they just put Heat on 9pm instead of 7pm. Although, the preview says Sunday. It probably won't air at all . . . more room for Joe Schmo!

12 HOT DOGS?!? I COULD ONLY EAT TWO!!! Three cheers if anyone knows what the hell I'm talking about.

What the Hell is wrong with Flair? Flair has been married to the same women for years. He has kids who he supports. He doesn't get to spend as much time as he should with his family due to work, but at least he supports them. I always read he tries as much as he can to go to his sons matches/games and I think his daughters events. What have you done? I meant physically. Since Steph sees HHH as a legend in the business and Flair is HHH's role model, you know that HHH's body will begin to break down, but he'll never stay off TV. Flair's on TV because the people demand it. HHH will always be on TV because the McMahon-Helmsley Factgeme will tell everyone that the people demand it. Granted, Flair was never Lou Ferrigno, it's obvious that he's not up to par than he was 10-20 years ago. Don't worry, I'm totally aware that Flair is a legend and HHH is a legend in his own fantasy. Never meant to imply anything about Flair's personal life.

JR: Welcome back to Raw . . . fans, we wanted to take this opportunity to inform you that there has been a trade . . . What's that? I'm being told there's an incident in the back. (In the back, HHH pedigrees Matt Hardy and walks away.) JR: What the hell was that for?!? Don't worry fans, there will be hell to pay for HHH when Stone Cold finds out!

Cool, didn't think it was supposed to come out until Tuesday. I'll be picking it up soon without a doubt. Any Easter eggs?

Joe Schmo is absolute gold! I also thought Reno 911 was hilarious! Crooked cops = FUNNY! However, there's no way that show can go over 2 seasons.

James Felton . . . sorry, that's my porn name.

HHH will NEVER dump or screw over Steph. BUT, Steph could start thinking she could do better than HHH. She probably looks at Ric Flair and figures HHH will end up like that some day. I must add though that it would be a pain in the ass to have to go to someone's wedding if you really didn't like the person much. The married wrestlers that don't care for HHH much (Not necessarily hating him) would probably much rather stay at home for a nice, relaxing weekend that go boozing with the boys. However, I'm sure the bachelors can't wait to get wild during and after the wedding. Eh, I dunno.

Again.

Ask him about the Genius with Tony Little's aerobic machine.

Not to come down on you Rico, but you DON'T know him. How do you know whether or not he'd be mad about it? As for Mark Henry...I dunno. Maybe I just have the same sense of humor as the rest of you, because that seems mean as hell to me. Although I wonder why the hell Mark didn't check with any of the road agents or officials before getting off the plane. I mean, yeah, Ric's a legend and all, but get some OFFICIAL word before making a 10 hour drive. Still, they could've at least tried to stop him before he got off the plane. Yeah, it's one of those things that are funny as hell when they happen to someone else, but when the situation is reversed, one would be P-I-S-S-E-D!!! On one hand, Mark Henry is making a ton of cha-ching and is totally useless. However, Teddy was probably driving, so I feel bad for him. On the other hand, it's not like Mark Henry can do anything about it. Not because Flair is a legend, but he's HHH favorite whipping boy.

Exactly . . . which is why I'd of fallen for it too.

The link 'Putty' put up seems to work. Kinda sucked that 'the fan' messed up the line, "Um, do you like Howard Stern BUTT cheese?" Patrick had a look on his face as if to say, "GODDAMMIT, I just KNEW this would happen!" Even though I'm sure he had no clue.

(Applauds) Good stuff indeed. However, my favorite Browns moment came in the 1989 Div Playoffs when Cleveland was to host the AFC East Champions Buffalo Bills. Surprisingly, it wasn't THAT cold, but the turf was terrible (it was mostly painted dirt). It was an epic game with two evenly matched teams. Buffalo struck first in the 1st quarter with a Kelly 72yd TD pass to Andre Reed. Cleveland answered with a FG. 7-3 Buf at the end of the first. In the second quarter, Kosar threw a 53yd TD pass to Webster Slaughter to give Cleveland their first lead at 10-7. Jim Kelly wouldn't take that lying down, as he had to scatter from the pass rush to throw a long TD pass (50ish yds) to James Lofton who beat Felix Wright to get in the end zone. 14-10 Bills. Kosar and RB Kevin Mack willed their way down the field late in the half. A short lob into the endzone by Kosar ended up in the hands of TE Ron Middleton. 17-14 Browns. The Bills had one more shot to score before the half when a potentially tragic play occured . . . Jim Kelly took the snap and threw the ball to Don Beebe at midfield. The pass was high, so Bebee jumped straight up to catch the ball. However, while he was in midair, Cleveland's Felix Wright came up from behind and flipped him backwards. Bebee fell onto the turf directly on the top of his head and partially on his hand, pogo'ing himself and causing the ball to fly up in the air. Wright picked off the ball before it ever hit the ground while Bebee was down. Thanks to the good conditioning of Bebee and the relatively soft turf of Cleveland Stadium, Bebee walked away mere minutes after the hit to a nice ovation. Bebee would even return to the game. Somehow, the play was ruled incomplete. I never understood that. Unbelievable visual though! The Bills would lose the ball on downs and the score would remain Cleveland 17 - Buffalo 14 at the half. Cleveland struck first in the 2nd half when a Mark Harper INT set up another long TD pass from Kosar to Slaughter to extend the Cleveland lead to 24-14. Buffalo came back with a 6yd TD pass from Kelly to Thurman Thomas to bring the Bills within 3 at 24-21. The tide would turn once again on the ensuing kickoff when rookie Eric Metcalf took the kick 90 yards for a TD after barely being touched to make it a 10 point game at 31-21. However, with Thurman Thomas at 111 total yards for the game so far, his dominance of Cleveland's defense was about to continue. The 4th quarter saw Norwood eek an early 30 yd FG into the uprights to make it 31-24. Cleveland running backs Kevin Mack and Barry Redden pounded the ball on their ensuing drive to eat up six minutes and result in a 2nd Cleveland FG to keep Buffalo at bay 34-24. With under six minutes left in the game, Cleveland was done scoring. It was up to the defense to hold the marginally comfortable lead. With each easy pass Kelly would complete to Thomas, Cleveland head coach Bud Carson grew increasingly frusturated topping off by throwing his headset off for the rest of the game. With 4 minutes left in the game, Thomas caught another TD pass to bring Buffalo w/in 4 points. However, as stated earlier, the Cleveland turf was a bitch! Norwood found that out when he slipped a bit and missed the XP which would keep them trailing by 4. Now, Buffalo needs a TD to win and OT was not an option! After a 3 and out by Cleveland, the Billies got the ball back with just 2:41 left to go from their own 25yd line. The fans at the Stadium could see visions of The Drive as Kelly took control of his team. Buffalo converted on a 4th and 10 and a 4th and 1 to eventually find their way to the 12yd line with :14 left. The Bills had two shots to get in the endzone. The first came when Kelly found an open Ronnie Harmon in the corner of the endzone, BUT as quickly as the ball went into Harmon's hands, it jumped right back out and hit the turf. :09 to go and no TOs for Buffalo. Kelly knew to win this game, he's GOT to get that ball to Thurman Thomas who had 177 total yards and 2 TDs for a victory. Kelly took the snap, went back and fired it to Thomas at the goal line . . . . . . . . BUT LB Clay Matthews stepped in front of the pass to INT it at the 1 to send Clevelanders home happy!!! The announcers didn't even try to talk over the celebration. Kosar took the final snap, drove forward, and with that, Cleveland escaped with a 34-30 victory and earned the chance to go the AFC Championship Game. Sure, they were murdered by Denver the next week, but for that one January afternoon, it was Cleveland's day in the sun. And may I say, I am one happy camper I still have this game on tape.