MillenniumMan831

3 months of Raw angles? The writing team probably doesn't even know what night Raw is on next week.

I bet HHH goes over.

(After Jericho suckerpunches Trish after a makeout session) Chris: I SHOULD HAVE HAD A DVD! NOT SOME BLONDIE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WRESTLING AND NOTHING ABOUT ENTERTAINING THE JERICHOLICS!!!

They'll probably have him squash nine guys instead.

Who plays the role of Earthquake? Earthquake, of course.

Sweaty Crotchenheimer Messy Schittenheimer

Fitting username, Bricks.

Or this one . . .

Well, the 1986 Browns defense was far superior to Denver's for the most part. I couldn't see Washington putting up 55 against the Brownies. The 49ers were a force, but my heart says The Browns would of fared a bit better. Well, the 1989 Browns would have been taken to school and back. Speaking for me, it would have been nice to see Cleveland make it to at least ONE fucking Super Bowl. Minor historical quibbles here, though I see your points NFC Super Bowl reps '86 was the Giants, when Phil Simms picked apart the holes in Denver's defense '87 was the Redskins, when Doug Johnson did the same thing '89 was the 49ers, when Montana not only picked apart the holes but stuck his cock right in them because he owned the Broncos that night My bad, I thought it was Skins and twice against the 49ers. I forgot the 49ers played the Bengals in the 1988 SB. BTW, it was Doug Williams, not Doug Johnson. No biggie, but we don't want to confuse the youngins like I did. Just got home from the Browns loss to the previously 0-5 Chargers. It sucks watching them play either up or down to their opponent's level of play. This Jekkel/Hyde stuff pisses me off.

Well, the 1986 Browns defense was far superior to Denver's for the most part. I couldn't see Washington putting up 55 against the Brownies. The 49ers were a force, but my heart says The Browns would of fared a bit better. Well, the 1989 Browns would have been taken to school and back. Speaking for me, it would have been nice to see Cleveland make it to at least ONE fucking Super Bowl.

Oh boy, being a Browns fan, here we go: - Red Right 88 - Wasn't born yet, but deserves a mention. The Kardiac Kids are moving down the field in the 1980 Div Playoff game vs. the Raiders. It's COLD and WINDY! The Browns are down by 2 and inside the 10 yard line. Instead of kicking a FG at the end of the game, (Xps and FGs have been botched all day due to the weather) Cleveland calls Red Right 88 and QB Brian Sipe throws an INT to end Cleveland's season. - The Comeback - The 1985 Div Playoff game saw the Browns up 21-3 vs. the Dolphins in Miami. Rookie Bernie Kosar looked like he could do no wrong. Unfortuantely, in the 2nd half, Marino found Duper and Clayton (I believe) on several occasions to lead Miami in a 24-21 win over Cleveland. - The Drive - A year had passed, but this was the year the Browns were finally running on all cylinders. Kosar was on fire, RB Kevin Mack was running over everyone, and the defense was murdering teams. So after defeating the NY Jets in the 1986 Div Playoff game, Cleveland was to host Denver in the AFC Chmpionship Game. The game was a struggle for both teams as neither could get their respective offenses running. However, with under 6:00 left, Kosar found WR Brian Brennen for a TD to give Cleveland a 20-13 lead. With the wind blowing everywhere, the ensuing kickoff blew around, wasn't caught, and died on the 1 1/2 yard line where Denver would take over. The only points Denver had going in were basically spoonfed by the defense giving them excellent field position. However, as most NFL fans know, Elway seized the moment, took his team 98 yards, and sent the game into OT. Rich Karlis kicked a FG to win in OT. This was, quite possibly, Cleveland's lowest moment until one year later. - The Fumble - Yet another year has passed. The Browns found themselves in the playoffs once again and steamrolled over the Indianpolis Colts in the Div Playoff game. This meant that the Browns would go to Denver to try to get revenge for last year's Drive. However, Cleveland found themselves trailing into the 2nd half. But thanks to Earnest Byner, the Browns managed to daze and confuse the Broncos. This led to an ironic drive where Cleveland was down by 7 late in the 4th Quarter. Up the field they went when Kosar once again gave Byner the ball when he saw daylight to the endzone. Unfortunately for Browns fans everywhere, Byner fumbled the ball on the 2 and watched as Denver pounced on it. Denver surrendered a late safety that was all for not as Elway's Broncos did it again to the Browns winning 38-33. - Three Strikes and You're Out - So in 1989, the Browns had a new coach in Bud Carson and had their sights headed for a Super Bowl appearance. After a dramatic 34-30 win over the Buffalo Bills (which is the only NFL game I still have on tape) in the Div Playoffs, it was off to Denver to play the Broncos for the 3rd time in 4 years to determine who would go to the Super Bowl. There would be no nail biting in this one since the Broncos soundly beat up on the Browns 38-24 to shoo Cleveland away for good. - After Further Review . . . - The Browns left in 1996 and came back in 1999. The first 2 years saw Cleveland earn a 5-27 record. Bringing in Butch Davis made a world of difference. In 2001, The Browns found themselves in the runnng late in the season to snag a playoff birth. In the biggest game of the new Browns' history, they would host the Jacksonville Jaguars. Cleveland was down late in the game when Tim Couch was driving his team up field. On 4th down, Couch threw a ball to Quincy Morgan for a 1st down. Hustling up, Couch took the snap, gave an ill advised pump fake, and THEN spiked the ball. Well, with it under 2:00 the booth called for a challenge since that would be grounding. The ref came out, and stated that Morgan's catch was ruled a bobble and the Jaguars would take over on downs. HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Knowing that this violates the rules of review, Cleveland fans wasted no time in throwing bottles, boom boxes, phones, and anything else not nailed down onto the field. With time still remaining, the refs ruled the game as being OVER! WHAT?!?!?!?!? Can a ref just terminate a game before the time expires? Apparently not because NFL officials sent the two teams back to finish. Did they give Cleveland the ball back? Of course not. Jacksonville took some knees and The Browns were defeated and eliminated from playoff contention. There were other Browns moments that make me sick to my stomach but I'm tired of typing, maybe I'll type up Volume II later.

I'd really doubt Benoit will ever get a WWE Title reign, but does anyone know how many Championship matches he's had? Seems like he's had 8-10 Title shots. The same can be said for RVD on the Raw side.

I, too am interested in one. I am morbidly curious to see how the work of the Vince/Steph match will play out. I'm guessing VKM will 'accidentally' fondle Miss McMahon's bigguns 3 times. But, I wouldn't spare a dime to see it.

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Hahahahaha! Did Droz say that? If he did, it must have been through gritted teeth. Well, he is pretty much getting lifetime paychecks from the company, so I'd expect him to say shit like that. At D-Lo's expense.

This is about on par with Velocidential.

The rules are complicated . . . it's simple, the first to get the chain somehow, gets to use it. But, the chain's not dangerous, the man is. Boy, if a TE4 nominee tried this promo, he'd get his ass chewed out by Tazz. He's as bad as TEIII's Danny.

Or they REALLY want those WrestleMania Fleer trading cards.

I think there's a pottery show going on that's pulling away WWE's target audience.

Mr. McMahon . . . giving the rub to the cruiserweights. Yeah, that's right (rolls eyes).

Quoting that kid from Sandlot: FOREVER! FOREVER!! FOREVER!!!

I mean if they are going to give a long, boring interview with Steph (not that I'm watching, but caught a glimpse), AT LEAST show some cleavage. Sounds immature, but geez, give the dudes out there a reason to sit through it. Those thangs cost WWE enough, may as well get a bit back on the investment.

I certainly didn't notice any half empty sections.

I'd go just to hear his laugh.