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Rane's going to end up being my marker before the show goes up, I can feel it. Good thing I haven't sent in the match yet. Speaking of which, better finish it off.

Oh. That kind of five. Those bastards!

Five out of what? A billion? Or 4? A 5/4 would be an awesome rating to get.

1. Bach - Toccata and Fugue in D Minor 2. Gil Scott-Heron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised 3. Cab Calloway - Minnie the Moocher 4. DJ Format featuring Abominal - Vicious Battle Raps 5. Ini Kamoze - Hot Steppa 6. Ralph Stanley - O Death 7. Volume 10 - Pistol Grip Pump 8. Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - Ohio 9. Abdominal and DJ Fase - A Tale of Two Bitties 10. Incredibad - Ardy Party 11. Lil' Flip featuring Chamilloinaire and Bun B - Platinum Stars 12. Cab Calloway - The Scat Song 13. Weather Report - A Remark You Made 14. Incredibad - Ardy Party (Doria Remix) 15. Mos Def - Close Edge

E-40 - "Mustard and Mayonnaise"

Roll Playaz - "Dead Serious"

That's got to be Edwin, just because of "Fisto". Edwin and fisting is like, two things that something.

Bumped for the sake of bumping because this is Fuvolution, and we can do what we want, bitches! Also, the next (Third?) part of Gund Down (AKA Spooky) might be coming. Or, perhaps Danny Williams vs. Abdullah the Butcher to determine the wrestler with the best rib place.

But, through drink and smoke (And also drugs perhaps) Tom appears older and more grizzled. At least, his liver is that of an older person's.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck Blorkington. BasketballASA to give us both the Bone to Bone, or Bone's Edge, or whatever he called it, because we are both homo monkey butts, or something. SUB-MAIN EVENT SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Arch Griffon Archie doin' it Fuvolution style, yo. HARDCORE MATCH Wildchild v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Tag Team Champion) Hmm. Maddix, because the X makes him cool. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH HOUSE RULES: "HATE ME NOW" MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson IL is Fuvolution, but Manson is MANSONOSITY. Tough call. Both win through magic. SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler I got the spoilers from a kid named Fluoq, and he said that Fallout eats both of them.

JD should be the guy who gets his arm cut off by Obi Wan. Manson should be the Death Star, as it's only a matter of time before MANSONOSITY explodes a planet. Edit: Drazon could also be Tusken Raider #4.

Thoth = Bibb Fortuna, or whatever the guy with tentacle hair is called.

Yeah. I probably = Red 103532503575 and don't even get shot down, but crash into an asteroid two seconds in.

Yeah, how does Janus not = Ewok or Jawa? Short and furry = him to the maxxz0rs

I was thinking Tom = Jabba, just because they have equal neck sizes. I'm grizzled? Hmm. Interesting. More thoughts later, maybez.

Michael Watts is a Houston DJ for the Swisha House. He's cool, because his nickname is "5000", as in Michael "5000" Watts. As for WC - It wouldn't make sense for Mike Jones to be out there, since Buck's music is by Crime Mob. I refrained from asking WC/Mak "Who is Mike Jones?" for obvious reasons.

Thump The soft sound of a gym bag hitting concrete disrupts the silence inside the Jakarta Coliseum and Lil' Buck sits down on his luxurious chair given to him by Mr. Jeffrey Horatio. The Gangsta of Love zips open the bag, digs around for a moment, and pulls out a cell phone. Buck flips it open and dials. "Yo, Mike, it's Buck." ... "Just stayin' on the grind, man, you know me." ... "Yeah, you heard, huh? That's why I hit you up, man." ... "Look, I got a favor to ask, man." ... "Naw, ain't nothin' like that. You the best in the game, and I want you to come out and spin for me." ... "Yeah, it's short notice and shit, but I just found out, and they say a lot of people goin' be there, man, and we both goin' show 'em all what the Dirty South is all 'bout." ... "Shit, man! Knew I could count on you." Buck closes his phone and tosses it into his bag, a smile spreading across his face. "Michael Watts is gon' DJ for me. Shit yeah, I best win!"

I was thinking back to when John Duran ran that Out of the Park baseball sim with SWFers supplying fake players and such. Then, I got to thinking about other stuff, and somehow, I thought "Hey, if the SWF were real and stuff, or something, we'd be a great company softball team,". So, I was thinking that, along the lines of the Fuvolution, we should assign positions and whatnot (I will not try to write something up wherein we play like the Oat Toast, or something, because I suck and never end up finishing it, like when I was writing that SlamBall thing with faces against heels, unless it's highly demanded, and someone, or several someones offer to help and stuff). The only problem I'd forsee with the SWF Company Softball Team is that since large amounts of beer are required to be drunk at the games, Toxxic and Todd wouldn't play (Also, Buck might get dizzy and fall down. Damn, thought I had that sliver of angry bitterness in check). So, yeah, like where would your character play and everything. (Toxxic) Base balls? I don't know anything about that, but I was top batsman at school. Bowl pretty good, too. Wickets and such. Pish tosh. I figure since he's a lefty, Buck would make a good first baseman, and obviously bat in the middle of the order.

The Charlie Murphy stuff was great. "Come on, Darkness, come to the Abyss with me!" "Everyone else was wearing sneakers, Rick was wearing cowboy boots, and kicked my man Fruity in the balls." "You fucking moron!" "I'll flip your chair over and stomp your mouth."

No way. Hide and Seek match for ever!

And what exactly does that mean?

Yes. Z = Chris Belcourt, and Teebler = Patrick Hannon

Okay, game 20 just finished, so, here are some stats: Edmonton - 20 - 0 - 0 - 0 Goals for: 375 Goals against: 8 Points : 40 Chris Belcourt: 112 goals 12 assists 124 points 161 PIM 512 shots +77 Patrick Hannon: 30 goals 19 assists 49 points 93 PIM 149 shots +42 Mak Francis: 28 goals 27 assists 55 points 38 PIM 256 shots +37 Nathaniel Kibagami: 20 goals 23 assists 43 points 134 PIM 116 shots +93 Tom Flesher: 16 goals 18 assists 34 points 60 PIM 94 shots +99 William Hearford: 16 goals 21 assists 37 points 63 PIM 105 shots +62 Drew Kelk: 12 goals 9 assists 21 points 44 PIM 73 shots +23 Markus Cirrilo: 2 goals 1 assist 3 points 2 PIM 14 shots +17 Jamie Drazon: 2 goals 3 assists 5 points 0 PIM 16 shots +17 Ace Lezaire: 2 goals 5 assists 7 points 24 PIM 23 shots +11 Charlie Matthews: 20 wins 0.38 GAA (Don't know what this stat means exactly. Goals allowed per shot attempt maybez?) 289 saves 0.976 save percent I could do the Family Guy players, and the actual, real Oiler players, but, meh, unless someone really wants to know their stats. I think I might move Muzz, Mak, Drew, Crowe, and JD to the second line to get them some playing time.

My friend Doug says that, though I don't know how IL knows him.

And I had sented Johnny nearly 3k on Friday, which he wigged out over, except not. Also, you don't know what blorkington means? Very interesting.