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Roll Playaz - "Dead Serious"

That's got to be Edwin, just because of "Fisto". Edwin and fisting is like, two things that something.

Bumped for the sake of bumping because this is Fuvolution, and we can do what we want, bitches! Also, the next (Third?) part of Gund Down (AKA Spooky) might be coming. Or, perhaps Danny Williams vs. Abdullah the Butcher to determine the wrestler with the best rib place.

But, through drink and smoke (And also drugs perhaps) Tom appears older and more grizzled. At least, his liver is that of an older person's.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Lil' Buck Blorkington. BasketballASA to give us both the Bone to Bone, or Bone's Edge, or whatever he called it, because we are both homo monkey butts, or something. SUB-MAIN EVENT SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Arch Griffon Archie doin' it Fuvolution style, yo. HARDCORE MATCH Wildchild v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Tag Team Champion) Hmm. Maddix, because the X makes him cool. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH HOUSE RULES: "HATE ME NOW" MATCH Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Manson IL is Fuvolution, but Manson is MANSONOSITY. Tough call. Both win through magic. SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler I got the spoilers from a kid named Fluoq, and he said that Fallout eats both of them.

JD should be the guy who gets his arm cut off by Obi Wan. Manson should be the Death Star, as it's only a matter of time before MANSONOSITY explodes a planet. Edit: Drazon could also be Tusken Raider #4.

Thoth = Bibb Fortuna, or whatever the guy with tentacle hair is called.

Yeah. I probably = Red 103532503575 and don't even get shot down, but crash into an asteroid two seconds in.

Yeah, how does Janus not = Ewok or Jawa? Short and furry = him to the maxxz0rs

I was thinking Tom = Jabba, just because they have equal neck sizes. I'm grizzled? Hmm. Interesting. More thoughts later, maybez.

Michael Watts is a Houston DJ for the Swisha House. He's cool, because his nickname is "5000", as in Michael "5000" Watts. As for WC - It wouldn't make sense for Mike Jones to be out there, since Buck's music is by Crime Mob. I refrained from asking WC/Mak "Who is Mike Jones?" for obvious reasons.

The Charlie Murphy stuff was great. "Come on, Darkness, come to the Abyss with me!" "Everyone else was wearing sneakers, Rick was wearing cowboy boots, and kicked my man Fruity in the balls." "You fucking moron!" "I'll flip your chair over and stomp your mouth."

Thump The soft sound of a gym bag hitting concrete disrupts the silence inside the Jakarta Coliseum and Lil' Buck sits down on his luxurious chair given to him by Mr. Jeffrey Horatio. The Gangsta of Love zips open the bag, digs around for a moment, and pulls out a cell phone. Buck flips it open and dials. "Yo, Mike, it's Buck." ... "Just stayin' on the grind, man, you know me." ... "Yeah, you heard, huh? That's why I hit you up, man." ... "Look, I got a favor to ask, man." ... "Naw, ain't nothin' like that. You the best in the game, and I want you to come out and spin for me." ... "Yeah, it's short notice and shit, but I just found out, and they say a lot of people goin' be there, man, and we both goin' show 'em all what the Dirty South is all 'bout." ... "Shit, man! Knew I could count on you." Buck closes his phone and tosses it into his bag, a smile spreading across his face. "Michael Watts is gon' DJ for me. Shit yeah, I best win!"

No way. Hide and Seek match for ever!

And what exactly does that mean?

Yes. Z = Chris Belcourt, and Teebler = Patrick Hannon

Okay, game 20 just finished, so, here are some stats: Edmonton - 20 - 0 - 0 - 0 Goals for: 375 Goals against: 8 Points : 40 Chris Belcourt: 112 goals 12 assists 124 points 161 PIM 512 shots +77 Patrick Hannon: 30 goals 19 assists 49 points 93 PIM 149 shots +42 Mak Francis: 28 goals 27 assists 55 points 38 PIM 256 shots +37 Nathaniel Kibagami: 20 goals 23 assists 43 points 134 PIM 116 shots +93 Tom Flesher: 16 goals 18 assists 34 points 60 PIM 94 shots +99 William Hearford: 16 goals 21 assists 37 points 63 PIM 105 shots +62 Drew Kelk: 12 goals 9 assists 21 points 44 PIM 73 shots +23 Markus Cirrilo: 2 goals 1 assist 3 points 2 PIM 14 shots +17 Jamie Drazon: 2 goals 3 assists 5 points 0 PIM 16 shots +17 Ace Lezaire: 2 goals 5 assists 7 points 24 PIM 23 shots +11 Charlie Matthews: 20 wins 0.38 GAA (Don't know what this stat means exactly. Goals allowed per shot attempt maybez?) 289 saves 0.976 save percent I could do the Family Guy players, and the actual, real Oiler players, but, meh, unless someone really wants to know their stats. I think I might move Muzz, Mak, Drew, Crowe, and JD to the second line to get them some playing time.

My friend Doug says that, though I don't know how IL knows him.

And I had sented Johnny nearly 3k on Friday, which he wigged out over, except not. Also, you don't know what blorkington means? Very interesting.

Okay, once I finish game #20, I'll post some updates, but I wanted to say that Edmonton totally destroyed Carolina, 43 - 1. It was awesome. Z/Belcourt got a hat trick, then a top hat trick (6), and then a fedora trick (9) all in the first period. He finished with 18 goals. Sombrero trick, maybe? Carmen Miranda fruit hat trick? I wanted him to get 20, but, alas. Also, I've been playing Sega Marine Fishing, and I caught the aquatic version of Tom Flesher: A 231lb. hammerhead shark. Yes, I play the video game version of something that's not a sport, and kind of an activity, barely, sort of.

And I told Johnny to send in ours at like four, my time, after he asked if I wanted to stretch it out, so, blorkington.

This thread has evoked some nostalgia so powerful in me that I was forced to hook up my Dreamcast again, and start playing the NHL2K2 season I started a while back with the Edmonton Oilers using pretty much a roster of created folk. We've got at left wing, starter and captain, Chris Belcourt, Peter Griffin, and Mak Francis. Left wing, starter and assistaint captain William Hearford, Chris Griffin, and Drew Kelk. Centers are starter Patrick Hannon, Brian Griffin, and assistaint captain Ace Lezaire. Defensemen are starters Tom Flesher and Nathaniel Kibagami, Glenn Quagmire, Stewie Griffin, and Markus Cirrillo and Jamie Drazon. Starting goalie is Charlie Matthews, and other goalie is Joe Swanson. In about 17 games, Belcourt has emerged as the star, totaling 92 points (About 80 something goals), and 120+ penalty minutes, with Kibagami just behind him at about 100+. Flesher has a +/- of 80, and Charlie Matthews has only allowed 7 goals. The Oilers score about 20 or so goals a game. And stuff.

I didn't write the opener. And Scotty wrote the first half of our no-contest, and I didn't care enough to ask him about the late bell (Which came after a pin attempt). Blorky McBlork!

I've got a better one, Franchise: I considered putting copies of it around my school, but I never did because I'm lame.

I was kind of thinking Archie for 3rd. He could basically swallow up any balls hit to the 'hot corner', or they'd just deflect off of him and he'd still be able to make a play. Also, he should crowd the plate as much as possible. Anyone pitching inside would most likely hit him. I hadn't thought about pitchers. Maybe Fasaki could do something interesting with a 'screaming' windup.