Angel_Grace_Blue

Since it's Cartman, I have a small feeling that this one might turn out a bit like AWESOME-O.

Sort of off-topic, but what's Lennox Lewis? African-British?

And the first 'theme' is right up your alley. That's right: Your character is stuck in a chicken costume. Create the rest.

I know I've said it like eighty times, though most of those were for Atlanta, but this is the Crunk Machine's year! Screw the Big Red Machine, bring on the Big Crunk Machine! Keep it Crunk! !! ! !!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!! !! !

DJ Format - We Know Something You Don't Know Here's a link It's quicktime, though, if that matters to anyone. If nothing else, check out the bear.

So no banana bread, pastrami, and cottage cheese sandwiches?

Oh, anyone got a good meth recipe? I'm short on cash and I know some people that might buy.

No clue. I know on the finale, Goldberg mentioned that Bonnar was trained by a Gracie, and then that Forrest had an encounter with another Argentinian, got his arm broken (I though I heard on TUF that it happened when he didn't tap out to a submission), and then knocked the other guy out. Then again, this was on the same show where Joe Rogan said that 41 year old Shamrock would beat 31 year old Shamrock.

Is it just me, or does anyone else want to see footage of the mythical fight where Forrest knocks some Argentinian guy out with his right arm while the left dangles uselessly at his side? I'm picturing it's in some Mexican bar for some reason.

Mute, schmute. He's just lazy.

Just imagine that this happened whenever. And stuff. ----------- “Hey man, let me get an Incredible Hulk,” Lil’ Buck says to the bartender, who, according to federal law, must engage in a minimum of nine hundred hours of glass drying a week, and is thus working on that task. “A what?” is the reply, complete with semi-blank stare. “Incredible Hulk. Look, you take Hypnotiq...” “What?” the bartender interrupts. “Never mind. Got any hennessy?” Buck asks, hoping he’ll be able to get some kind of drink. “Uh, ‘fraid not.” “No damn cognac at all?” Buck wonders, a bit incredulous. “Nope. Mostly beer and whiskey, fella.” “Fine. Let me know when y’all get some real drinks,” Buck says, walking out of the bar, muttering “Mu’fuckin’ crackas ain’t even got hennessy.” As he steps into the cold Montana air, the digitized beats of Crime Mob’s “Knuck if You Buck” start up, and Buck pulls out his cell phone. “Sugarhill’s Finest. Who’s this?” “You know who this is, bitch. Who else gon’ be callin’ you?” “Aww, Banks, man, how you doin’?” “Bein' held the fuck down, man! I ain’t stayin’ in this fuckin’ hospital no mo'! I'm bussin' loose tonight, man, ain't a goddamn nurse or some shit that's gon' stop me!” “I know you’re angry, man, but you can’t turn tricks the way you is right now...” “What you sayin’? You think I’m a bitch?” Jarrod Banks fires back. “Naw, man, I’m jus' sayin’ you just need to recover. They ain’t even lettin’ you walk, is they?” “Not yet, they keep tryin' to hold a brotha down - but I’m workin’ on it. I’m goin’ be out and kickin’ ass again, best believe!” Banks exclaims. “Hell, you still got some them shells still up in ya, don’t ya?” Buck asks. “So? Shit ain’t stoppin’ me from gettin’ back in the ring! Some fuckin’ bitch asses thinkin’ they can stop Jarrod Banks with a few fuckin’ bullets? They fuckin’ wrong!” Banks screams. “Look, Money, I ain’t sayin’ you ain’t shit. Alls I’m sayin’ is that you gon' to end up right back in the mutha fuckin' hospital if you try to wrestle like dis.” “They fuckin’ wrong, man! 'Sides, I gotsta fight, nigga!” “C'mon, Banks, just hold on a minute. I’m gettin’ this stuff locked up, so you just take some time, let them doctors take those bullets out ya, and once you come back, we gon’ be gettin’ all the belts, nigga, and listen, we gon’ be puttin’ princess cuts all over ‘em, man. How that sound?” Buck asks. “Sounds real fuckin’ good, man, but God damn, I can’t stand bein’ here no mo'! Fuckin’ doctors won’t even let me smoke a damn Black and Mild, man.” Banks protests. “Alright, man. I’m goin’ keep grindin’, and I’ll be ready when you get back.” Buck says and puts the phone back in his pocket. “Now, where the fuck can I get a God damn Incredible Hulk in this fuckin’ state?” he asks himself, moving on to another bar.

Who would Angel be? Or Stubby? Hey, anyone else remember back in the ML when Jay Dawg had a computer virus so he couldn't defend the ML world title for maybe over a month, but Galatea didn't strip him of it? And like now, it's not that big a deal if someone goes a month without defending. Or maybe it is, I don't pay attention too much sometimes.

Just not for me. Seriously.

Johnny Dangerous ©© vs. Todd Cortez Special Guest Commentator: Jay Hawke Wildchild ©© vs. Landon Maddix (Non-title) Ejiro Fasaki vs. Scott Pretzler Lil' Buck vs. JJ Johnson © (Non-title) Opening Bout - Tag Team Match Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Mohammed Koran and Austin Sly

Johnny Dangerous ©© vs. Todd Cortez Special Guest Commentator: Jay Hawke Cortez. Because, because. Wildchild ©© vs. Landon Maddix (Non-title) Merp...Maddix, for no real reason. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Scott Pretzler Erm, Fasaki. Though Pretzler could take it. Both of them win. Lil' Buck vs. JJ Johnson © (Non-title) War Manatee!!!! Or not! Opening Bout - Tag Team Match Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Mohammed Koran and Austin Sly MANSONOSITY.

Can I request to fight Sean Davis for the next show? Might as well get in all the Rev-0 people in.

Yes! My victory has been assured! Because how many people, except for those five guys that one time, have survived an exploded head?

Did they all just get out of the hospital? What's with the wristbands?

And Kibagami actually showed!

Finally, part 3: Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:56:41 PM [7:56:39 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel [7:56:41 PM:] KevoDuBrow: well, one down [7:56:47 PM:] KevoDuBrow: damn [7:56:58 PM:] War_Manatee: Thoth, are you ever going to switch away from Snak? [7:57:02 PM:] Thoth: I did once. [7:57:06 PM:] Thoth: Eh. [7:57:08 PM:] Kibagami: I think it's safe to say 'no'. [7:57:10 PM:] War_Manatee: Did you find it frightening? [7:57:15 PM:] War_Manatee: Like when you go outside? [7:57:17 PM:] Thoth: Like the sun, Janus. [7:57:23 PM:] Kibagami: Outside has a ball of fire. [7:57:25 PM:] Kibagami: I hate it. [7:57:33 PM:] War_Manatee: I think everyone does. [7:57:37 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Okay, new idea. [7:57:39 PM:] War_Manatee: But, vegetables need the sun. [7:57:43 PM:] Thoth: Anyone see the new Naruto? [7:57:44 PM:] War_Manatee: Unless they are in a green house. [7:57:56 PM:] War_Manatee: But, wait, they still do. [7:57:58 PM:] * JousterL ponders slightly [7:58:08 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: And... no one is biting. [7:58:27 PM:] JousterL: IM acting up on you then? Usually you're on both [7:58:44 PM:] War_Manatee: I just didn't want to bother with it right now. [7:58:59 PM:] * JousterL nods [7:59:01 PM:] * FireKatKid leans back on his arms* uh huh... [7:59:07 PM:] * JousterL shrugs [7:59:20 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Okay, this is getting old. [7:59:24 PM:] ***: SuperiorOne ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:59:29 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: OH HERE WE GO [7:59:31 PM:] KevoDuBrow: hmmmm. BUST HIM. [7:59:38 PM:] Thoth: NOT SO FAST, Kevo. [7:59:42 PM:] Thoth: Flesher? [7:59:47 PM:] KevoDuBrow: *stay out of this* [7:59:49 PM:] Thoth: Read them their legal rights. [7:59:57 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Play along [8:00:01 PM:] KevoDuBrow: *I stay out of this now. goobye* [8:00:05 PM:] ***: Kossi has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.67 [Firefox 0.10.1/20041001]) [8:00:22 PM:] SuperiorOne: What's at issue? [8:00:27 PM:] SuperiorOne: I need context to properly bullshit [8:00:43 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: They think War_Manatee isn't Janus, which is true, though we told them he is. [8:00:47 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: It's actually GOdrea. [8:00:52 PM:] SuperiorOne: uh huh [8:00:56 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: We've been ripping on furries for about an hour now. [8:01:12 PM:] War_Manatee: So, Tom, which vegetable are you/do you want to have sex with? [8:01:13 PM:] SuperiorOne: uh huh... [8:01:41 PM:] SuperiorOne: I'm a big fan of bamboo, personally. [8:01:46 PM:] Thoth: Bamboo is food. [8:01:57 PM:] War_Manatee: Especially for pandas. [8:01:59 PM:] ***: FireKatKid has banned Ò*!*@1d2128.2f31aeca.al.charter.comÓ from the channel [8:02:01 PM:] SuperiorOne: Yeah, but when's the last time you got eaten by a panda? [8:02:13 PM:] ***: Tarkya|In_the_rafters ([email protected]) has joined the channel [8:02:18 PM:] KevoDuBrow: sup [8:02:20 PM:] Kibagami: I actually wrote a very bad story about that once. [8:02:22 PM:] ***: War_Manatee has been kicked off the channel by FireKatKid (ahem..) [8:02:26 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: Ello all. [8:02:26 PM:] JousterL: Hey Tarkya [8:02:31 PM:] Thoth: Wow. [8:02:35 PM:] Thoth: I guess you don't like Janus. [8:02:36 PM:] Tug: so uh... [8:02:39 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: Bleh... why did it have to be the west side... [8:02:42 PM:] Tug: was that janus? [8:02:46 PM:] FireKatKid: hm? [8:02:51 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Take GOdrea's place here. We keep it going. [8:02:54 PM:] KevoDuBrow: twas? [8:02:55 PM:] Tug: it didn't have his usual address o.-.o? [8:03:03 PM:] SuperiorOne: Nah, I'm too slow tonight to adequately tool [8:03:12 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Ah well. Wrap it up? [8:03:13 PM:] Tug: I mean...that address was from the states...being charter and all [8:03:21 PM:] Kibagami: He moved. [8:03:24 PM:] Kibagami: Halfway across the globe. [8:03:30 PM:] Kibagami: Don't question it. We didn't. [8:03:33 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Wrap it up? [8:03:35 PM:] Tug: right.... [8:03:42 PM:] Kibagami: Yeah, I think so. Have at them. [8:03:43 PM:] * Tug checks the LJ [8:03:46 PM:] Tug: har har =p [8:03:47 PM:] Kibagami: I have to go get drunk in a minute anyway. [8:03:56 PM:] Tug: So really...have I missed anything cool ^.-.^? [8:03:56 PM:] SuperiorOne: He was going to move in with his dragon boyfriend, but he ended up going stag. [8:03:57 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Okay. [8:04:11 PM:] FireKatKid: not a thing, tugalug [8:04:33 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I don't know what to say here. [8:04:36 PM:] Tug: and what's with all the kicking today o.-.o? [8:04:37 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Miles Davis - Flamenco Sketches [Alternate Take]) (9m27s) (8.72MB) (128Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [8:04:48 PM:] FireKatKid: ...stuff [8:04:49 PM:] KevoDuBrow: well, lets see.... [8:04:51 PM:] * Tarkya|In_the_rafters hangs upside down from the rafters [8:04:56 PM:] KevoDuBrow: rafters? [8:05:02 PM:] Tarkya|In_the_rafters: rafters [8:05:02 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Shit, they're acting stupid again. [8:05:02 PM:] Kibagami: Nor do I. [8:05:08 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Tool them to close it out. [8:05:12 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Until you get banned. [8:05:28 PM:] KevoDuBrow: Isee. [8:05:43 PM:] Kibagami: There's no point in tooling these people. They just get all 'furries are serious business!' about it. [8:05:45 PM:] * FireKatKid falls down laughing* X3 wonderful comic.. hehehe [8:05:52 PM:] Kibagami: We have to continue operating completely over their heads. [8:05:53 PM:] Tug: oh well it's good to be back ^.-.^ [8:06:05 PM:] Thoth: Is that supposed to be a cat? [8:06:12 PM:] Thoth: Why would you use a cat as punctuation? [8:06:35 PM:] Thoth: Jesus, that sucked/. [8:06:44 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I'm out of mental gas here. [8:06:52 PM:] KevoDuBrow: MONTY PYTHON>! *gasps* [8:06:57 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Flesher. [8:07:01 PM:] Kibagami: Yeah, that did. [8:07:02 PM:] Kibagami: I think it's over. [8:07:07 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Can you put some legalese in here? [8:07:13 PM:] SuperiorOne: Serving what purpose? [8:07:19 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: That I've taken over adjunct copyright to #dmfa? [8:07:33 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Use big words so they have no idea what's going on. [8:07:42 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Say Janus signed documents over to me. [8:07:46 PM:] SuperiorOne: Give me some laymen's terms to work with. Tell me a story. [8:07:55 PM:] ***: Slavkei ([email protected]) has joined the channel [8:08:08 PM:] KevoDuBrow: oh gods, Amber's in a bad mood... [8:08:11 PM:] KevoDuBrow: and hello [8:08:11 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Janus banned me from chat, then he hated chat, and unbanned me so I could do this. In addition, he gave me legal ownership of the chatroom. [8:08:13 PM:] Kibagami: I've told you before that there's a level of stupid that is simply impenetrable. [8:08:17 PM:] Thoth: Yeah. [8:08:20 PM:] FireKatKid: hey slav.. and of course she is, kevo :/ good reason too [8:08:22 PM:] * Tarkya|In_the_rafters stabs her internet connection [8:08:25 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: I'm giving Tom something to work with. [8:08:34 PM:] KevoDuBrow: good reason what? [8:08:34 PM:] Kibagami: Remember when I made fun of Rando for an hour and he just apologized for being pathetic over and over again? [8:08:35 PM:] Kibagami: This is like that. [8:08:36 PM:] SuperiorOne: Eh. I'm not feelin' it [8:08:36 PM:] Slavkei: http://pholph.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2797 [8:08:41 PM:] Thoth: Yeah. [8:08:44 PM:] Slavkei: That's why. [8:08:50 PM:] Slavkei: It's very very upsetting [8:08:50 PM:] Thoth: I wonder if they have any idea what we just did. [8:08:53 PM:] * FireKatKid sighs* Stupid postal service [8:09:07 PM:] SuperiorOne: Assert laches on the part of the copyright holders. [8:09:07 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, they do. It just doesn't register like it would with actual people. [8:09:17 PM:] SuperiorOne: They'll ask what that is, and that'll buy me some time to feed you more shit [8:09:25 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: What do I say? [8:09:33 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Do I ask for their laches? [8:09:42 PM:] * Slavkei isn't going to like cubi no matter how much sense Fa'lina makes, because they're still evil. [8:09:53 PM:] Kibagami: Deciding to fuck animals does something irreparable to their ability to feel things like guilt and shame. [8:09:58 PM:] Kibagami: It depresses me a little. [8:10:06 PM:] Kibagami: I think I'll go drink it away in the presence of people with jobs. [8:10:10 PM:] Kibagami: You kids have fun, now. [8:10:13 PM:] ***: Kibagami has left the channel [8:10:13 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Hurry, please. [8:10:15 PM:] SuperiorOne: No, say that due to their laches the copyright became ephemeral and after Janus asserted his ownership, he became the true owner under Title 17 of the International Convention on Copyright [8:10:23 PM:] Thoth: Well, whatever. I actually did come here on business. [8:10:42 PM:] SuperiorOne: Laches is essentially allowing it to lapse or not defending it. [8:10:43 PM:] * Slavkei shrugs at the hater... "I work 62 hours a week at a physically demanding job. Some of us aren't kids..." [8:10:54 PM:] Thoth: Since your laches, the copyright to this chatroom became ephemeral. [8:11:14 PM:] Thoth: After Janus asserted his ownership, he became true owner until Title 17 of the International Convention on Copyright. [8:11:32 PM:] SuperiorOne: Say "Or, rather, a bona fide holder of title" [8:11:39 PM:] Thoth: Or, rather, a bona fide holder of title. [8:11:56 PM:] SuperiorOne: He's filed the proper paperwork [8:12:12 PM:] Thoth: He has filed the proper paperwork with the appropriate organizations. [8:12:14 PM:] SuperiorOne: I'm sorry, but we're going to need your @s. [8:12:22 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: Emails? [8:12:27 PM:] SuperiorOne: Ops. [8:12:35 PM:] Thoth: I'm sorry, but we're going to need your ops. [8:12:49 PM:] FireKatKid: hm [8:13:17 PM:] SuperiorOne: Check the Vienna Convention on Copyrights. It's all available on Lexis. [8:13:30 PM:] Thoth: Please check the Vienna Convention on Copyrights. It's all available on Lexis. [8:13:39 PM:] FireKatKid: nah [8:13:51 PM:] SuperiorOne: Sigh. The problem is you lack leverage. [8:13:55 PM:] SuperiorOne: That's you [8:13:57 PM:] SuperiorOne: don't say that [8:14:00 PM:] Thoth: ->SuperiorOne: I thought so. [8:14:21 PM:] Thoth: I'm sorry, but if I have to get a court order to obtain Intellectual Property I already own, I will do it. [8:14:27 PM:] Thoth: I just want to make this painless for everyone. [8:14:47 PM:] SuperiorOne: Ask for the primary countries of residence of the ops [8:14:52 PM:] ***: Fresnor ([email protected]) has joined the channel [8:14:58 PM:] FireKatKid: hey fres [8:15:01 PM:] Thoth: I am going to need the primary country of residence of each op. [8:15:05 PM:] KevoDuBrow: sup fresnor [8:15:07 PM:] JousterL: Heya Fresnor [8:15:08 PM:] Fresnor: hiyo [8:15:19 PM:] KevoDuBrow: so, need insanity? [8:15:22 PM:] ***: SuperiorOne has left the channel [8:15:25 PM:] JousterL: How're you, tonight? [8:15:51 PM:] Fresnor: Was bored until I saw the new comic [8:15:57 PM:] FireKatKid: hehe [8:16:05 PM:] KevoDuBrow: so funny [8:16:31 PM:] * Slavkei feels very sorry for Dan. [8:16:32 PM:] ***: Slavkei has quit IRC (Quit: ) [8:16:55 PM:] KevoDuBrow: seeya [8:17:04 PM:] Thoth: Fine. [8:17:15 PM:] Thoth: I am asserting diversity juridiction under 17 USC 1332. [8:17:53 PM:] Thoth: I will bring to court a declaratory action, without the financial information of the Intellectual Property of the chat room. [8:18:02 PM:] ***: KevoDuBrow has quit IRC (Quit: ) [8:18:03 PM:] * FireKatKid yawns* [8:18:10 PM:] Thoth: This exact apptern arose in Polak v Schwell, 419 N.Y.S. 334 [8:18:15 PM:] Thoth: *pattern [8:18:26 PM:] Fresnor: I'm flying all over the page trying to find out more about these "figurines" Amber is armed with [8:18:26 PM:] Thoth: Granted, it dealt with a bondage room, but that's not a legally relevant difference. [8:18:44 PM:] FireKatKid: huh? figurines? [8:18:51 PM:] * JousterL pokes the idle-sized llearch "Where'd ye go?" [8:19:03 PM:] Fresnor: Read the web page discription up top Log file closed at: 4/7/05 8:19:11 PM Awards, presented by Thoth, might be coming forthwith.

Here's part 2. I'd say that this is by far, the best section: Log file opened at: 4/7/05 7:26:33 PM [7:26:29 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel [7:26:41 PM:] War_Manatee: And not just regular hate [7:26:42 PM:] Kevo: because I just think they make fun of stuff that is not important [7:26:47 PM:] War_Manatee: Virulent fucking hatred. [7:26:50 PM:] Kibagami: You're explaining yourself. Stop. [7:26:53 PM:] Thoth: Damn right, Janus. [7:26:58 PM:] Kibagami: We have no interest in anything you say. [7:26:59 PM:] Kevo: well, seya [7:27:01 PM:] ***: Kevo has left the channel [7:27:07 PM:] Kibagami: That worked out well. [7:27:08 PM:] Thoth: LMAOWNED [7:27:20 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I notice I am still not an op. What the fuck gives, people? [7:27:40 PM:] Kibagami: It's because of lazy foreigners. [7:27:45 PM:] War_Manatee: It always is. [7:27:49 PM:] Kibagami: Every time. [7:27:54 PM:] Wraithy: What the hell just happened? o_O [7:27:58 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, we have the bomb. [7:28:01 PM:] ***: FireKataurKid is now known as FireKatKid [7:28:05 PM:] War_Manatee: Things you will not understand until you are much older. [7:28:05 PM:] Kibagami: Why do we even tolerate such nonsense. [7:28:18 PM:] Thoth: I'm still pissed off. [7:28:20 PM:] Thoth: No idea why. [7:28:23 PM:] ***: FireKatKid has left the channel [7:28:23 PM:] ***: FireKatKid ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:28:24 PM:] ***: ChanServ has opped FireKatKid [7:28:29 PM:] Thoth: OH NOES [7:28:41 PM:] War_Manatee: Do you guys remember that story about that kid who had sex with a tomato and then got brain cancer from it? [7:28:51 PM:] Thoth: I love brain cancer. [7:28:53 PM:] Kibagami: I was actually there when he fucked the tomato. [7:28:55 PM:] Thoth: My dad had that. [7:28:55 PM:] Kibagami: It was totally hot. [7:28:56 PM:] Kibagami: I mean, gross. [7:28:57 PM:] Kibagami: No. [7:28:59 PM:] Kibagami: I do mean hot. [7:29:06 PM:] War_Manatee: Well, why wouldn't it be? [7:29:09 PM:] Thoth: Like, burning don't touch the stove hot? [7:29:15 PM:] Kibagami: Kinda like that, but with sex. [7:29:29 PM:] War_Manatee: There is nothing wrong with a man declaring his love for produce. [7:29:29 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Camron - Harlem Streets) (3m40s) (5.62MB) (213Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [7:29:38 PM:] ***: Kevo ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:29:42 PM:] War_Manatee: Or in this case, a severaly mentally handicapped man-boy. [7:29:44 PM:] Kibagami: We should start a club based around it, I think. [7:29:50 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps we could all have t-shirts. [7:29:51 PM:] War_Manatee: *severely [7:29:52 PM:] Thoth: Yes. [7:30:00 PM:] Thoth: And have a name for ourselves. [7:30:01 PM:] Thoth: I HAVE IT [7:30:06 PM:] Thoth: LET'S CALL OURSELVES VEGGIES [7:30:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Awesome. [7:30:18 PM:] Kibagami: That sort of rings when I say it to myself. [7:30:19 PM:] Kibagami: We shall. [7:30:22 PM:] Kevo: vegetated state? [7:30:23 PM:] Thoth: I want to be a head of romaine lettuce! [7:30:30 PM:] Kibagami: I'm definitely a tomato. [7:30:32 PM:] War_Manatee: Let us create a Cafe Press store with wonderful merchandice [7:30:33 PM:] Kibagami: On the inside, I mean. [7:30:36 PM:] Thoth: That's my favorite vegetable! [7:30:45 PM:] Kibagami: Like, under the bleach, and then under the skin? There's tomato there. [7:30:46 PM:] Kibagami: I know. [7:30:49 PM:] Kibagami: It's on the internet. [7:30:50 PM:] War_Manatee: I pick broccoflower. [7:30:57 PM:] Thoth: I really think I am lettuce on the inside. [7:31:03 PM:] War_Manatee: It is a hybrid of broccoli and cauliflower. [7:31:09 PM:] War_Manatee: And also a little bit of AIDS [7:31:14 PM:] War_Manatee: But not too much. [7:31:20 PM:] War_Manatee: Like, only almost half. [7:31:28 PM:] Thoth: You can be like, a realistic veggie. [7:31:29 PM:] Thoth: With AIDS. [7:31:33 PM:] Thoth: So we can feel sorry for you. [7:31:34 PM:] War_Manatee: Totally [7:31:38 PM:] Thoth: And then have gay sex. [7:31:42 PM:] Thoth: We should have gay sex. [7:31:44 PM:] War_Manatee: Of course [7:31:46 PM:] Thoth: Even though I have no gender. [7:31:49 PM:] Kibagami: I do. [7:31:49 PM:] Thoth: I guess I'll be gay. [7:31:54 PM:] Kibagami: I'm a tomato with a gigantic cock. [7:31:55 PM:] Thoth: Because gay sex is so "in". [7:31:57 PM:] Kibagami: Because that is a rational thing. [7:32:01 PM:] ***: Wraithy is now known as Wraithy|Gone [7:32:04 PM:] War_Manatee: I am gay for broccoflowers [7:32:06 PM:] Tug: woah woah woah [7:32:09 PM:] War_Manatee: And also sometimes lettuces. [7:32:15 PM:] Kibagami: I, for one, think that the idea of having sex with vegetables should be portrayed in a realistic and serious fashion. [7:32:17 PM:] War_Manatee: And most definately tomatoes [7:32:17 PM:] Tug: what sort of chat did I come back to @.-.o [7:32:21 PM:] Thoth: Aww... *glomps the brocoflower* [7:32:27 PM:] Kibagami: People that make fun of it do not understand it. [7:32:31 PM:] Kibagami: And hence are prejudiced. [7:32:33 PM:] Kibagami: And must be killed. [7:32:34 PM:] * Wraithy|Gone decides to leave. [7:32:34 PM:] War_Manatee: We should kill those people [7:32:45 PM:] Kibagami: I'm glad we're on the same wavelength here. [7:32:45 PM:] War_Manatee: With big, blunt objects. [7:32:46 PM:] Thoth: No, we should hate ourselves and then find more people who think like us. [7:32:53 PM:] War_Manatee: That are made out of skulls we dug up. [7:32:55 PM:] Kibagami: Oh, I know. [7:33:04 PM:] Kibagami: But what we're going to TELL people is that we are to be taken seriously. [7:33:15 PM:] Kibagami: Because if we say it loud enough, it will sound like we believe it. [7:33:20 PM:] Twisted_SexKitten: o.o [7:33:25 PM:] Kibagami: And then my self-esteem will start to grow. [7:33:28 PM:] Kibagami: Into a beautiful tomato plant. [7:33:32 PM:] ***: Kevo is now known as KevoDuBrow [7:33:34 PM:] Kibagami: Which I will fuck, because that's hot. [7:33:48 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (KRS-One - Let Em Have It) (3m27s) (4.77MB) (192Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [7:34:00 PM:] Thoth: But we won't use the world fuck. [7:34:04 PM:] Thoth: We'll call it "budding" [7:34:13 PM:] Kibagami: That's a wise decision. [7:34:16 PM:] War_Manatee: Or cross pollonization [7:34:26 PM:] Thoth: Because... well... I have no idea why. [7:34:31 PM:] War_Manatee: That's scientific. And things. [7:34:57 PM:] Kibagami: It could be because we've never had sex with humans. [7:35:07 PM:] Thoth: In real life? [7:35:12 PM:] Thoth: Dude... don't talk about RL. [7:35:15 PM:] Thoth: Shit's weird, yo. [7:35:17 PM:] Kibagami: I'm just saying. [7:35:19 PM:] Kibagami: That maybe. [7:35:21 PM:] Kibagami: If I could touch a girl. [7:35:27 PM:] Kibagami: I wouldn't think about tomatoes. [7:35:33 PM:] Kibagami: But girls make me feel all funny. [7:35:35 PM:] Thoth: You'd think about melons, right? [7:35:37 PM:] Kibagami: So, tomato. [7:35:39 PM:] Kibagami: Well.... [7:35:39 PM:] Thoth: Dude, come back to earth, man. [7:35:40 PM:] Kibagami: yeah. [7:35:47 PM:] War_Manatee: If I could just touch another human with a pulse, or one would let me... [7:35:49 PM:] Thoth: Everything is veggie, dude. [7:35:58 PM:] Thoth: Wow Janus, you sure have changed. [7:35:59 PM:] Kibagami: But some of the others look so real. [7:36:04 PM:] Kibagami: Like maybe they would love me. [7:36:24 PM:] Thoth: Maybe they do. [7:36:28 PM:] Kibagami: And look past my stance on personal hygiene. [7:36:32 PM:] Thoth: They're alive, you know. [7:36:49 PM:] Kibagami: I've heard tell of such things. [7:36:49 PM:] Tug: <.-.< [7:36:52 PM:] Kibagami: But...I never believed. [7:36:53 PM:] War_Manatee: But each time I shuffle towards them, arm outstretched and sort of drooling, but mostly crying (But, when do I not cry?), they get scared and run away. [7:37:16 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I focus on broccoflowers. [7:37:18 PM:] Kibagami: I've heard that they have something called a 'shower' that allows them to touch each other. [7:37:20 PM:] War_Manatee: And lettuce [7:37:20 PM:] Thoth: Tug is speaking in some kind of tongue. [7:37:23 PM:] Kibagami: Do you guys have showers? [7:37:29 PM:] ***: Slavkei ([email protected]) has joined the channel [7:37:32 PM:] Kibagami: I think I do. [7:37:35 PM:] Tug: yes I do tend to use my tounge [7:37:37 PM:] Kibagami: But it doesn't have a keyboard. [7:37:38 PM:] Thoth: I have a porcelain round thing. [7:37:39 PM:] War_Manatee: I feel that showers are oppresive to my peoples. [7:37:40 PM:] Kibagami: I can't...I can't turn it on. [7:37:44 PM:] Tug: strongest muscle and all ^.-.^ b [7:37:53 PM:] Thoth: YOUR STRONGEST MUSCLE IS YOUR HEART YOU DUMBASS [7:37:58 PM:] Thoth: READ A FUCKING BOOK [7:38:01 PM:] Thoth: GOD DAMN [7:38:02 PM:] Tug: pffft [7:38:11 PM:] Tug: I've had much more practice with my tounge [7:38:15 PM:] Tug: all my heat does is beat [7:38:19 PM:] Tug: *heart [7:38:21 PM:] War_Manatee: And keep you alive. [7:38:23 PM:] Thoth: Yeah. [7:38:27 PM:] Thoth: Maybe you'd rather be dead. [7:38:29 PM:] War_Manatee: Not that such a thing would matter. [7:38:32 PM:] Thoth: Exactly. [7:38:39 PM:] War_Manatee: To someone like Tug [7:38:43 PM:] Kibagami: (10:39pm) (Tug) maybe if I make a funny they will like me [7:38:44 PM:] Kibagami: No, Tug. [7:38:45 PM:] Kibagami: They won't. [7:38:49 PM:] Kibagami: In fact, they hate you. [7:38:53 PM:] Tug: ;.-.; [7:38:55 PM:] * Tug tear [7:38:57 PM:] Kibagami: And they genuinely hope that you die. [7:39:01 PM:] Slavkei: The heart is a powerful eternal hydraulic pump. [7:39:01 PM:] Kibagami: Or that you speak English. [7:39:05 PM:] Tug: oh noess [7:39:08 PM:] Kibagami: Either of which would be acceptable. [7:39:14 PM:] Slavkei: No other muscle can be as active as the heart without suffering fatigue. [7:39:18 PM:] War_Manatee: We should stab Tug in the face, and the thighs, and the face. [7:39:22 PM:] Thoth: What about the brain? [7:39:26 PM:] Tug: they hate me...now if I could only figure out who they were [7:39:28 PM:] Kibagami: That would require touching him. [7:39:29 PM:] Slavkei: Brain isn't a muscle, Mr Toth. [7:39:32 PM:] Thoth: Yes it is. [7:39:34 PM:] Slavkei: err Mr Thoth. [7:39:36 PM:] Thoth: Dude, I read Garfield. [7:39:37 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps we could have someone else do it? [7:39:39 PM:] War_Manatee: The brain cannot feel pain. [7:39:40 PM:] Kibagami: That doesn't know better? [7:39:41 PM:] Slavkei: No, it's a bundle of nerve tissue and fat. [7:39:57 PM:] Slavkei: There's no muscle tissue in the brain. [7:40:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Why have we stopped talking about the important things? [7:40:13 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Mogwai - A Cheery Wave from Stranded Youngsters) (2m21s) (5.4MB) (320Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [7:40:20 PM:] Kibagami: What, tomatoes? [7:40:22 PM:] Thoth: Because someone is trying to make sense. [7:40:24 PM:] War_Manatee: Mainly, that of having sexual congress with vegetables. [7:40:28 PM:] Slavkei: O_O [7:40:28 PM:] Thoth: Quick, someone pretend to have sex with me over the Internet. [7:40:33 PM:] Kibagami: Ignore them. They are incapable. [7:40:35 PM:] * Slavkei hides. [7:40:45 PM:] * Tug has gotten completely lost [7:40:52 PM:] Kibagami: The word 'sex' makes me wash my hands until they're raw and bleeding. [7:40:57 PM:] Thoth: Right eight. [7:40:59 PM:] Thoth: *right [7:41:01 PM:] Kibagami: I'll be back in half an hour when the water gets cold. [7:41:01 PM:] Thoth: "Budding." [7:41:03 PM:] War_Manatee: Your name backwards is 'gut'. I find that despicable. [7:41:11 PM:] Kibagami: Budding is sexy and right. [7:41:21 PM:] Thoth: Budding makes the water come out of my penis. [7:41:30 PM:] Thoth: I don't know which kind, they blended together some time ago. [7:41:32 PM:] War_Manatee: So, anyone else have sex with a baked potato before? [7:41:35 PM:] Tug: o.-.O [7:41:40 PM:] * Slavkei hides even hidier than he hid before. [7:41:49 PM:] Kibagami: Tomatoes hate potatoes. [7:41:50 PM:] Kibagami: It's like race war. [7:41:53 PM:] Kibagami: Except sexy. [7:41:55 PM:] Kibagami: Sexier. [7:41:56 PM:] War_Manatee: And it's sad. [7:42:02 PM:] Thoth: Yeah. [7:42:11 PM:] War_Manatee: If only they could get along, then we could have sex with them at the same time. [7:42:12 PM:] Thoth: We don't need hatred and prejudice among the veggies. [7:42:24 PM:] War_Manatee: But dare not make eye contact, as that would be disturbing and wrong. [7:42:36 PM:] Kibagami: But hatred and prejudice makes the water come out of my penis. [7:42:50 PM:] * Slavkei is on the verge of running away. [7:43:04 PM:] Thoth: The question is why haven't you, Slav? [7:43:09 PM:] War_Manatee: I saw a movie where a man left a watermelon out in the sun, and then when it was warm, he had sex with it. [7:43:14 PM:] Thoth: Maybe deep down inside, you like what we say. [7:43:16 PM:] Thoth: And want to believe. [7:43:17 PM:] Slavkei: Because I'm too busy hiding... [7:43:21 PM:] War_Manatee: I envied that character. [7:43:31 PM:] Thoth: If you're typing in the chatroom, are you hiding? [7:43:33 PM:] Kibagami: I'm going to fuck a watermelon tomorrow. [7:43:36 PM:] Kibagami: Yes. [7:43:37 PM:] War_Manatee: "Why not me!" I screamed. [7:43:52 PM:] Thoth: Wait, Janus, did you want to be the man or the watermelon? [7:43:59 PM:] War_Manatee: Man. [7:44:01 PM:] * Slavkei dashes out, his powerful legs propelling him far away. [7:44:02 PM:] Thoth: I think we need to decide if we're giving or receiving veggies/. [7:44:02 PM:] ***: Slavkei has left the channel [7:44:18 PM:] Kibagami: Can't we just flip a coin in the moring? [7:44:19 PM:] Kibagami: *morning [7:44:33 PM:] War_Manatee: I do not think I would be able to comprehend another human being that close to me in any way. [7:44:36 PM:] Kibagami: "Oh, look, today I am a tomato with a vagina." [7:44:38 PM:] Thoth: We are making LIFE CHOICES here. [7:44:43 PM:] Thoth: You can't flip a coin on those. [7:44:50 PM:] War_Manatee: These must last a life time [7:44:58 PM:] Kibagami: Can we sit in our rooms and hide from them, then? [7:45:02 PM:] Thoth: Or until we realize how fucking futile this is and go out and get a job. [7:45:08 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Ishues - Stop Bitin') (3m58s) (4.57MB) (160Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [7:45:12 PM:] Kibagami: Woah, woah. [7:45:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Dare not type that word! [7:45:14 PM:] Kibagami: Let's not be so hasty. [7:45:29 PM:] Thoth: Hasty with what? [7:45:35 PM:] War_Manatee: The 'j' word. [7:45:35 PM:] Thoth: I just had a revelation, people. [7:45:48 PM:] Thoth: The lord Jesus Christ wants me to put my penis in woman things and begot children. [7:46:01 PM:] Kibagami: Is it...is it...true? [7:46:04 PM:] Thoth: I dunno. [7:46:04 PM:] Kibagami: I've dreamed of this day for so long. [7:46:06 PM:] Thoth: I need a Bible. [7:46:06 PM:] War_Manatee: What Bible have you been reading? [7:46:14 PM:] Kibagami: There's one on the internet, isn't there? [7:46:16 PM:] Thoth: The Book of Latter-Day Saints... [7:46:18 PM:] Thoth: Oh fuck. [7:46:20 PM:] Thoth: Mormons. [7:46:21 PM:] Thoth: Never mind. [7:46:23 PM:] War_Manatee: There's an everything on the internet. [7:46:27 PM:] Thoth: Back to fucking vegetables. [7:46:38 PM:] War_Manatee: You gave us quite a scare, Thoth. [7:46:55 PM:] Thoth: I guess I did. [7:46:56 PM:] Kibagami: I almost thought I was going to have to go outside. [7:47:01 PM:] Thoth: BEARS LIVE OUTSIDE DUDE [7:47:03 PM:] Thoth: THEY'LL EAT YOU [7:47:12 PM:] Kibagami: FUCK BEARS [7:47:14 PM:] Kibagami: Wait. [7:47:16 PM:] Kibagami: Wait. [7:47:19 PM:] Kibagami: That's kind of sexy. [7:47:22 PM:] Kibagami: Is it? [7:47:23 PM:] Kibagami: No. [7:47:24 PM:] Kibagami: It's not. [7:47:25 PM:] Kibagami: At all. [7:47:32 PM:] Thoth: Yeah, who'd want to fuck animals? [7:47:35 PM:] Thoth: Dude, that's fucking gross. [7:47:37 PM:] Kibagami: That's kinda stupid, come to think of it. [7:47:40 PM:] Kibagami: That shit's nasty. [7:47:43 PM:] War_Manatee: Yeah. [7:47:45 PM:] Kibagami: Animals are all rabid. [7:47:49 PM:] War_Manatee: I mean, vegetables are clean and pure. [7:47:51 PM:] Kibagami: And they shit as they walk. [7:47:55 PM:] War_Manatee: Animals eat things and poop. [7:47:59 PM:] Thoth: Unless we like poop. [7:47:59 PM:] Kibagami: Vegetables don't produce waste. [7:48:01 PM:] Kibagami: Just love. [7:48:01 PM:] Thoth: Do we like poop? [7:48:04 PM:] War_Manatee: That is so wrong on many levels. [7:48:07 PM:] Kibagami: Sweet, sweet vegetable love. [7:48:11 PM:] War_Manatee: I don't know if we've decided yet. [7:48:20 PM:] War_Manatee: Guys, poop: Yes or no? [7:48:24 PM:] Kibagami: Hmmm. [7:48:27 PM:] Thoth: I don't know, sounds like trouble. [7:48:29 PM:] Thoth: I'm going no. [7:48:32 PM:] Kibagami: I'm going to go out on a limb and say no. [7:48:33 PM:] War_Manatee: Yeah [7:48:40 PM:] War_Manatee: I mean, vegetables don't poop. [7:48:44 PM:] War_Manatee: So, it can't be good. [7:49:21 PM:] Thoth: Precisely [7:49:33 PM:] ***: You have been kicked off the channel by FireKatKid (PG-thirtfreakingteen) [7:49:55 PM:] ***: You have joined the channel [7:50:00 PM:] War_Manatee: So, should we start dressing up like vegetables? [7:50:09 PM:] Thoth: Precisely is the new swear word. [7:50:19 PM:] Thoth: From now on say "Absotutely." [7:50:24 PM:] War_Manatee: And going about our everyday tasks as if there is nothing different about us? [7:50:27 PM:] Kibagami: I have a red shirt. [7:50:31 PM:] Kibagami: Is that good enough? [7:50:32 PM:] Thoth: If I stuff myself into a ball, I could be lettuce. [7:50:50 PM:] Kibagami: Maybe I'll just think about tomatoes really hard. [7:50:55 PM:] Kibagami: Instead of getting a...um. [7:50:56 PM:] Kibagami: You know. [7:50:59 PM:] Kibagami: The 'j' word. [7:51:01 PM:] War_Manatee: I think I'm going to draw bad pictures of vegetables with exaggerated sex organs. [7:51:04 PM:] Thoth: Oh, right. [7:51:07 PM:] Kibagami: That sounds AWESOME. [7:51:07 PM:] War_Manatee: And make up stories about them. [7:51:09 PM:] Thoth: Good idea, Janus! [7:51:13 PM:] War_Manatee: Thanks! [7:51:16 PM:] Kibagami: Sweet deal. [7:51:19 PM:] Kibagami: Wait, I don't think I can do that. [7:51:20 PM:] Kibagami: I write well. [7:51:33 PM:] War_Manatee: Pretend to get drunk first. [7:51:39 PM:] War_Manatee: But don't actually drink alcohol. [7:51:42 PM:] War_Manatee: That's bad, I think. [7:51:45 PM:] Kibagami: Is it? [7:51:46 PM:] Kibagami: Alright. [7:51:57 PM:] War_Manatee: But some alcohol comes from vegetables. [7:52:10 PM:] War_Manatee: So, I think it's okay. [7:52:29 PM:] Kibagami: Perhaps there's a list of acceptable vegetable-related beverages somewhere. [7:52:37 PM:] War_Manatee: If not, we can make it. [7:52:44 PM:] Kibagami: Excellent. [7:52:53 PM:] Kibagami: (SWFAmp) (Clinic - The Return of Evil Bill) (2m32s) (3.5MB) (192Kbps) (Played: 1 Times) [7:53:29 PM:] War_Manatee: But the stories will be like "Larry the Lettuce really liked Tom the Tomato. So he budded with him in the ass for six hours. The end" [7:53:34 PM:] * JousterL yawns and is caught up with his internet comics/etc... "So what's everyone up to, now that I've idled for a while" [7:53:41 PM:] JousterL: ..... [7:53:44 PM:] Kibagami: Budding is sexy and right. [7:53:47 PM:] Thoth: Indeed. [7:53:47 PM:] JousterL: Interesting line to walk in on... O.o [7:54:28 PM:] Thoth: Jouster, which veggie are you? [7:54:35 PM:] Kibagami: I'm a tomato. [7:54:36 PM:] War_Manatee: I'm a broccoflower. [7:54:38 PM:] Kibagami: A tomato with a cock. [7:54:39 PM:] * JousterL ponders [7:54:44 PM:] JousterL: And who's War_Manatee? [7:54:46 PM:] Kibagami: Because it's rational to assign genders to vegetables. [7:54:49 PM:] War_Manatee: That's broccoli with cauliflower, with a little bit of AIDS. [7:54:56 PM:] Thoth: War_Manatee is Janus. [7:55:03 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: Jouster is the admin [7:55:07 PM:] FireKatKid: Somehow I doubt that. [7:55:14 PM:] Thoth: Janus, are you Janus? [7:55:25 PM:] War_Manatee: I gathered that from the "!" [7:55:26 PM:] Thoth: ->Kibagami: Jouster is the admin [7:55:33 PM:] * War_Manatee checks self [7:55:35 PM:] War_Manatee: Yes, I am. [7:55:39 PM:] Thoth: Awesome. [7:55:44 PM:] * FireKatKid cracks his knuckles* Oh? Prove it. [7:55:46 PM:] Kibagami: I'm comfortable with that. I was growing bored with this. [7:55:56 PM:] War_Manatee: Shit. [7:56:02 PM:] War_Manatee: Might have just got caught. [7:56:04 PM:] Thoth: ->War_Manatee: No, this is good. 7:56:15 PM:] War_Manatee: Guide me, Obi-Wan. Log file closed at: 4/7/05 7:56:31 PM

I still can't believe that Hogan is the authority on what is or is not conduct unbecoming of a champion.

Ron Bohemia sounds better to me, but whatever works. Edit: Forgot to add that it took months for her to get herpes, so Vick's even bad at passing a disease to someone.

I'd just like to say: What were the original, un-lowered word limits? 7k+? Guess I'll have to extend that loch ness run-in.

He does, Toxx. They're just invisible. Just highlight the area, and ta-da, Sporky's stats! He needs to change the color of them or something. Damn kids and their music.