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For his bag of ocelots, which Toxxic always keeps close at hand. Do you not pay any attention to the promos he writes, WC, or what?

*inflates the giraffe with helium, turning it into a zeppelin* You'll never get away! *begins dropping dried flamingos and hamburgers from the zeppelin, items which no self-respecting horse won't pass up to eat*

*follows after Toxxic on a giraffe* Come back here with those children's livers!

You're Canadian. You aren't allowed to believe in Santa. Go back to worshipping moose.

It's because Buck is taking everyone back in time.

I have no plans. Yet.

I wonder how Buck got fif on the heat list even though he didn't really do anything heelish or faceish for that matter. Crazy Montanaians.

So this island, is it sturdy, or is it liable to float around the pond? CRUNKASAURUS COMIN' AT CHA!

MAIN EVENT SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP The Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson Luchawhore, aka Smelly main eventering? That cannot be! IL to prove some people wrong after Smokey bashes JJJJJJJJJ in the head with a fire extinguisher. TWO ON TWO MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Johnny Dangerous and "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke Landon and Todd for the Spanish-ness connection, or as they would say, "Escargot". HOUSE RULES MATCH BUTTE DEATH MATCH Lil' Buck v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler McBort HARDCORE OPENER Ejiro Fasaki v. Arch Griffon Ejiro to bust out the something-or-other for the win.

MAIN EVENT SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP The Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. JJ Johnson TWO ON TWO MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Johnny Dangerous and "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke HOUSE RULES MATCH BUTTE DEATH MATCH Lil' Buck v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler HARDCORE OPENER Ejiro Fasaki v. Arch Griffon

What? You need to learn to read between the lines, man.

Well, as it said, it wasn't an agreement, but a punishment for players.

I practically reviewed the damn match. Longest set of comments out of the whole lot (That I've written so far).

Fo' shizzle

But think of the money he'll save by being able to buy her doll clothes!

- Promo of things and perhaps twigs and dead cats and bits of string, and oh my, look at the inflated giraffe! - Also: Toxx amz totally gay for Johnny and wantingz to make out with him! I read about it in that book about sea turtles and German leaders. It's an interesting book. - A jazzy tune? Oh, and me thinks we should provide our nooblets with some ref names and such. Or not! - Awesomosity to the maxxxxxxxxxxxx. Also, Princess Awesomelope is cool. - Ejiro amz talk with FOOOOOOG! - "Blork!" goes my match. "Blork blork blork!" - I blame that damn Russian Spike (Not Jennykins) due to every time I read a locker room interview, I think of Spike and NTD. "Does your ass itch? Cause I could scratch it for you..." - Ejiro versus Jay Hawke is totally -**************^40000. Or whatever negative eleventy billion stars is. - Sporky vs. Makomber, whose cuisine will reign supreme? Allez cuisine! - Nice move by Spork to add onion to the stew. - And Makomber counters that by using dried figs for the ice cream. - Spork going bold in adding pepper flakes to the bread dough. - Ooh. That strawberry-stuffed trout didn't work well for Makomber. Tough break - Makomber blatantly switched sauces with Spork, and gets penalized for it. - But he might have got an advantage with that beautiful broiled duck. - Bit of a crash 'n' burn for Spork with that collapsed soufle. Can he recover? - Nice show of skill with Spork and Makomber chopping those herbs rapid-fire. - Spork busting out the caviar! What will Makomber counter with? - Truffles! That's what Makomber countered with! - Makomber's quiche is out of the oven, and it looks terrific! Can Spork negate it with his cobbler? - Looks like he just did! That's a damn fine cobbler, and the ice cream he made earlier should compliment it nicely. - Oh no! Spork just dropped his grilled salmon on the floor! Does this spell the end for him? - Not if that lobster he just pulled out of the pot has anything to say about it! - Makomber just accidentally dumped the entire contents of the salt shaker into his soup! All the effort, wasted! - But that Baked Alaska more than makes up for it! - Makomber with the win! Valiant effort from Spork, but just wasn't enough. - Toxxic be wanting make out with Spike, too? - WC says "Call me now for your free psychic readin'! Dat boy ain't cha baby's daddy girl, so don't you be spendin' any more time wit' 'im!" - Dub goes 'beep' and Pretz goes 'meep' and the dead cow in the back goes 'blip blip blip' and we all go laughing merrily along the river. - Toxx does stuff, but not without first saying "Blimey!" I think. I'll read the last two matches (And Ejiro/Hawke whenever it gets added) later. Promise.

Like she'd even eat a cracker, let alone enough to justify using the plural form.

I concur about the Jaco thing. "Slang" is pretty cool. Five favorite Cab Calloway songs 1. Minnie the Moocher 2. The Man From Harlem 3. The Ghost of Smokey Joe 4. Minnie the Moocher's Wedding Day 5. Reefer Man Riddled with drug references, the lot of 'em! Five favorite classical pieces 1. J.S. Bach - Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor 2. Vivaldi - La Primavera (1st movement) 3. Monteverdi - Tu se morta from Orfeo 4. Mozart - Dies Irae from the Requiem Mass 5. Wagner - Ride of the Valkryies With the exception of Bach, that list can be put in any order. Oh, and I think Modest Mussorgsky is a cool name.

Damn right, because Lil' Buck gets it crunk! Speaking of which, I just realized after writing that match, Buck needs a nickname. Dare I steal Lil' Jon's and call Buck the King of Crunk? I don't know, as stealing is wrong. CRUNKIFIED!

As the topic says, things you've learned from whatever jobs you've held. Euro-Pro makes, among other things, vacuums, and as such, has to test theirs and the competition's to see how they perform. If you've got the money, do not buy a Dyson. They have pretty crappy suction. Hell, vacuums in general suck at cleaning. Get hardwood floors, or tile, or whatever, just not carpets.

But what happens now that you've said that you predicting Cortez means Toxxic will win? Does that count as a prediction for Toxxic, meaning Cortez will win? Or should I just not read so much into things?

How about King Fucker Rocket?

Hey there, it's Lil' Buck. Don't ask me, I'm just following the rules set down by Lil' Flip, Lil' Jon, Lil' Scrappy, you get the idea. And honestly, it was either Lil' Buck (Who's not actually a rapper) or a 30s era guy who came out to Cab Calloway and stuff. Or, I guess, were I to follow continuity, Drea'd be back (Thanks a lot Mask, making that promo of mine seem retarded with you returning after like two weeks). Or Kid Cools. People like him, right? *TEAS HIT DOUG ON PIRKGNA LOT!*

"Hash kash kash kash" "No, you don't say that part. Kash hash kash kash." "I'm breaking up with you, Kevin!" Unrelated note/question/thought/whatever - With Garrison a woman, and him not liking women, does this mean the end for Mr. Slave?