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World Championship Toxxic © vs. Todd Cortez Cruiserweight Title “The Critic” Scott Pretzler © vs. Wildchild World Title Contendership – Pure Rules “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Special Referee: Tom Flesher Cruiserweight Match Ejiro Fasaki vs. “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke Singles Match Arch Griffon vs. Li’l Buck You Jerk That Curtain! Manson vs. JJ Johnson

How about King Fucker Rocket?

Hey there, it's Lil' Buck. Don't ask me, I'm just following the rules set down by Lil' Flip, Lil' Jon, Lil' Scrappy, you get the idea. And honestly, it was either Lil' Buck (Who's not actually a rapper) or a 30s era guy who came out to Cab Calloway and stuff. Or, I guess, were I to follow continuity, Drea'd be back (Thanks a lot Mask, making that promo of mine seem retarded with you returning after like two weeks). Or Kid Cools. People like him, right? *TEAS HIT DOUG ON PIRKGNA LOT!*

"Hash kash kash kash" "No, you don't say that part. Kash hash kash kash." "I'm breaking up with you, Kevin!" Unrelated note/question/thought/whatever - With Garrison a woman, and him not liking women, does this mean the end for Mr. Slave?

The first time in history where the extra ten-seconds on the count-out were used to keep an armbar on for longer.

And I think I heard or saw on TV or something that the Pope of the Klan wears purple.

Ralph Stanley - "O Death"

World Championship Toxxic © vs. Todd Cortez Blimey! No prediction, I just wanted to say "Blimey!" Cruiserweight Title “The Critic” Scott Pretzler © vs. Wildchild I'm going with Ted Danson in this one. World Title Contendership – Pure Rules “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis Special Referee: Tom Flesher Hmm. I'm going with Francis Makomber. Cruiserweight Match Ejiro Fasaki vs. “The Dean of Professional Wrestling” Jay Hawke The clash of two TSM staff writers! I'll go with Fasaki, because because. Singles Match Arch Griffon vs. Li’l Buck I amz liek teh ponys! You Jerk That Curtain! Manson vs. JJ Johnson The power of MANSONOSITY takes it (So long as Manson writes)

Para Tiny Gonzales: Pure Stuff - 6 Pitching Velocity - 0 Pitching Control - 8 Stamina - 6 He always seems to have really high walk numbers, so I'm trying to help the little fella out.

Yeah. Kenny's will stated that since Eric is a loser and will die alone and friendless, he gets the PSP.

Concrete Cookie vs. Incredibad - "Everybody Dance"

Ini Kamoze - "Here Comes the Hot Stepper" MURDERER! And for the longest time, I though he was saying "Word arrah!" or something...

Was it because he tried to control MANSONOSITY?

Look, it's that crazy Annie Eclectic's birthday. *dumps one thousand gophers onto Annie's house* STAY AWAAAAAAAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE!

You had plenty of time, sort of. That's not a new promo

Put him in a hammerlock for nine hours until he pays for your training, Sporky.

Slim Thug - "Like a Boss"

Randy Quaid (So long as he's being an idiot of some kind) Lou Diamond Phillips (Even though I've seen like maybe five of his movies) John Turturro (Once again, haven't seen a good portion of his body of work) Alan Rickman

True, but like I said, that's kind of hard since they've picked 13 out of the 14 already. So unless they decide to review some of their picks, we might be lucky to get one person in, which sucks, since both Toxx and Landon wrote good RPs.

Well, I just want to say that I think it's kind of retarded of them to have only one spot left with over a week left to try-out. But, at least someone finally judged Toxxic's second try (And hopefully, like in two days, I'll get one person to judge mine). And just to fuel some of what Korgath said, it's kind of funny that a lot of these people come from RP-based feds, while we've got people that might not promo for months at a time, yet we've usually got better quality stuff than they do.

I figured with the amount of drug-addled posters here, this thread should fill up quickly. I'll start it off, but any contributions of mine will be strictly prescribed medications, as I don't do any other drugs. Currently, lisinopril, as my kidney (Yes, singular. I could go in to detail, but I'm sure nobody cares) sucks ass in adding proteins back into my bloodstream after filtering them out first. And the countdown begins until someone mentions injecting heroin into their eyes...

Well, there is a little invention called the beef rib that is also good.

Perhaps these people would also purchase my assortment of twigs and rocks that will keep tigers from coming into their house and stealing their valuables.

I swear, this time, it won't be bad. Or something. Wrestler’s Name: Lil’ Buck Nickname(s): Height: 6’3” Weight: 270lbs. Hometown: Lanett, AL Age: 23 Face/Heel: Tweener. Actually, more of a straight up gangsta. Bitch. Stable: The Sugarhill Gang (With Jarrod Banks. So I guess it’s actually a tag team.) Ring Escort: Jarrod Banks Weapon(s): Anything that comes to hand, really. Quote: “I’m ‘bout to go buck wild on yo ass!” “You must be sippin’ on some sizz-erp, thinkin’ you can beat me.” “It takes grindin’ to get where we at, and you ain’t even close!” Looks: Appearance - Dark stubble on his head, but otherwise clean shaven. Overall, very dark skin, and a good amount of tone/definition. Has the words “Dirty South” tattooed horizontally across his forearms so that he can show them to the crowd/opponents/whomever simply by crossing his arms. Attire - Baggy jeans, a throwback jersey, and Dadas to match. Bo Jackson’s KC Royals is a good choice, as is a Pete Maravich, and many others, but no chumps like Craig Ehlo, Greg Ostertag, or Brian Bosworth. Of course, the ever-popular area code jersey is sometimes present. In Buck’s case, it’s 334. The jersey is removed prior to the match, though, as it’s not good having someone’s bloodstains on a brand new Mitchell & Ness. Buck, like tag partner Jarrod Banks, always has a pimp cup, which is, like the throwbacks, left with the time keeper before the match starts. Ring Entrance: Crime Mob’s “Knuck if You Buck” thumps over the speakers and out walks Lil’ Buck, pimp cup raised high. He walks down the ramp, with the occasional collar pop, or removal by brushing of any dirt that has accumulated on his shoulder. Nothing is really set in stone, though. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7 Speed: 3 Vitality: 6 Charisma: 4 Style: Predominantly brawling, but he’ll use whatever he can to win. He isn’t a technical wizard, but knows that bending the arm the wrong way works, so simple submissions. He’ll most likely try to eliminate whatever advantage his opponent has, or target any weakness/injury. Signature moves: - Ridin’ Spinners - any and all manner of tilt-a-whirl moves. Slams, powerbombs, piledrivers, etc. - Dirty South Thang - Double arm DDT from second rope with opponent on the top. Sometimes Buck puts too much effort into it and the opponent lands back-first, rather than head-first (AKA a butterfly suplex) - Bucked Up - Sleeper drop, with the opponent ending up on his/her back and Buck on his stomach, with the sleeper kept on if needed. - Pyramid driver - Or you can call it a crossed-arm powerbomb. - Chin Check - Buck crouches down (Kinda, he basically ‘gets low’), and explodes up, hitting the opponent under the chin/jaw with a forearm. If against a larger opponent, Buck will use both forearms, placing one atop the other. - Pump it Up - Similar to Ridin’ Spinners, only this time it’s all manner of pumphandle moves. Slams, suplexes, anything you can do that starts with a pumphandle. - Orange crush bomb - A vertical suplex into a powerbomb Common moves: - Leaping clotheslines - Side belly-to-belly suplex - Basic/simple leg work (Buck knows most of his opponents will be quicker than him, so he’ll do whatever he can to cancel that out, be it a half crab, or just kicking a guy in the knee) - Double ax-handle (Not from the top rope or anything. Best for catching someone off the ropes. If an opponent is dazed enough, Buck might ‘wind up’ like a hammer thrower) - Standing surfboard - Front facelock with forearms raining down from above, and knees rising from below to wear down the opponent’s torso. - Airplane spin powerslam. Set up like a standard Davey Boy Smith-style running powerslam, only Buck, as it says, spins around. After a few revolutions, he takes a few steps forward (Or whatever direction he happens to stumble), and slams the opponent to the mat. - Elbows to the head, especially with the opponent in a corner. - Neckbreakers - Armbar takedown, with Buck going to one knee in order to slam the opponent’s face into his other knee. Rare moves: - Knuck If You Buck - Buck applies a front face lock and with his free hand, threads that under the opponent’s arm, locking his hands together. Buck lifts the opponent off the mat, flips him over, and quickly drops to his knees, driving the opponent practically neck-first into the mat. I’d stay away from this one were I you. (If he really wants to hit this on you, but you’re a wee bit too heavy, Buck will underhook both arms from a standing headscissors. Also, he might simply sit-out if he’s angerful~! - Game Over - Hip toss to powerbomb - Pretty obvious. Buck hip tosses an opponent (A cruiser, in all likelihood), grabs him/her with his free arm, stabilizes the opponent with his other arm, and completes the powerbomb (Sometimes he’ll fall to his knees and fold the opponent up for a pin). Don’t expect this to be pulled off against heftier opponents, and only at the beginning of a match for average-sized foes. - Locked Up - Cloverleaf choke - With the opponent laying on his/her stomach, Buck sits on his/her back and puts his own legs in the cloverleaf position, that is, left leg across the throat, and his left ankle under his right knee. Buck puts his right leg under his opponent’s right armpit (For stability), leans back, and pulls his legs towards his body, choking/stretching the opponent’s neck. Rare because it’s a pain in the ass to set up, but it kinda look cool. Finishers: - Champion’s Requiem - Full nelson drop, but Buck keeps the hold locked in and leans over the opponent, bending him forward. If close enough, Buck might add some leverage by putting his feet on the ropes. - Buck-Wild Ride - Mexican Clutch Bomb (aka Vertebreaker). Buck bends his opponent over at the waist and stands in front of him, with his back to the opponent. He locks his left arm with the opponent's left arm, and his right arm with the opponent's right. Buck then rotates his body so that he’s underneath his opponent, bent over at the waist, with his opponent draped over his back. Buck then stands erect, leaving his opponent hanging upside down on his back, their legs dangling off his shoulders. Buck then swings his feet off the canvas in front of him, and drops to his posterior, driving his opponent head first into the canvas. Notes: Lil’ Buck is a southpaw, so I guess note that down in whatever journal/diary you keep regarding make believe wrestler’s striking preferences. You can also make note that he does not use chops of any kind, or palm strikes. Bitch slaps, though, are perfectly acceptable. Oh, and since there aren’t rope breaks on the streets, he’s not too fond of letting go of a hold when one is initiated. Tag partner Jarrod Banks is currently in the hospital, recovering after he was shot ten times. Bio:

Or rather, he'd need to have the option for sex to present itself.