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True dat.

I'm assuming it means Bruce is a dorkus that isn't smart enough to be funny. No, wait, it means that the puppy in question has terrorized Bruce for several weeks now, going so far to bark and nip at his heels. Brucey Wucey fears Puppy Wuppy. lollerz

MANSON fries > French/freedom fries

I got the picture: Bruce was trying to be witty by simply posting a picture of a puppy, leaving people to guess at the meaning. However, Bruce, a dorkus, didn't have any meaning behind it, and is thus, a dorkus.

I think MANSON should either start dressing like or just hang out with the thing riding a bike he has for an avatar.

Oh snap! Wildchild is going to don the hamburger head of Mayor McCheese~! Shit, did I ruin everything now?

And also Madrac, the wrestling giraffe.

So, people from Doomtopia suck against former world champs. GLARBS and whatnot.

Damn, I shoulda called opening promo when I had the chance. So, uh, promo of not-quite opening-ness, AKA, opening promo 1-B. lawlz

Aww, Dama has no blogger friends.

Wanderlei has a weird-ass skin condition going on.

But just make sure you touch gloves with him! If not, your soul is forfeit.

So, how obvious is it from my recent matches that I pretty much don't give a shit anymore? Because I'd like to have a year-long feud go on against Matt Myers and destroy some records. Lollerz. Oh, yeah, when talking about losing, don't forget that I am a loser. I'm totally 1-5 in world title matches, though I did no-show one of them. And the sole victory was against NTD. He did not enjoy pants at all. Oh, yeah, that show, the PPV, it was good. Except for StP, which sucked. I mean, 4% of the match was the phrase "and then". I used that bastard 64 times (Unless I miscounted) in a match that didn't even break 3k.

Huzzah for another no-show victory for me! And another huzzah for jobbing out MVS again, McLollerz.

Hey, I think that today is the birthday of deKindes. He's made of ocelots. Not really. About the ocelots part. I think it is Tod's day of birthdom.

I think he's like, 100. lawlz. PEAT MOSS AM OLD, LOLLERZ.

And Chez Tam. Even if he's busy ballin' with Kumar and Superman.

Last one for a bit (And others will probably be in a new thread to cut down on times for loaded image with becoming on.)

Another one or something? Hatsification!

Okay, first off, I know that Muzz is, like, seventy hojillion times better at this. Secondly, I know that even if that weren't the case, the ones I make are shitty. However, I like doing this (Instead of, you know, writing a match), so, here are some more banner-y things. More to come later. lawlz

MAIN EVENT: INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION FOUR-WAY "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Iron" Mike Cross vs. Bruce Blank Akirasaurus. And whatnots. -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM TERROR Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart vs. The Axis (Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale) I would say the Canucks, but they are no-showing turd burglars, so, uh, DNS maybe (What with Ciro explodifiying and such) -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH OF APPARENT IMPORT Grendel vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Commentators: Tom Flesher and Grendel's Mask On A Styrofoam Head Styrofoam Head for the winz0rz -=-=-=-=- SPECIAL ATTRACTION An Octopus vs. A Velociraptor An Motherfucking Octopus.

I've really only seen a few Fedor fights/highlights on the YouTube, so I have to ask, what's his main style? Crazy Russian Ninja Robot Attack?

Count me amongst the rush jobbing peoples. I'll glance at the show laterz, lolz.

I. For the PPV 1. I need my damn pony shot match thing. lolz 2. I'd be up for defending the hardcore beltzor, maybe, like, in an arthropod death match, where you dip your hands in honey and then in some kind of insect or arachnid (Has to have some kind of stinging/biting apparatus), lollerz. "OH NOES, FIRE ANTS!" "FUCK THAT, MILIPEDES, THEM SHITS IS SCARY AS FUCK!" II. As for other tours 1. How about a Bill & Ted's Tour, where, like, we get a time machine, and, like, start back in the day (the 70s, lollerz) and progress through time. Give people a chance to bust out their Gorbachev jokes and whatnot. lolz. 2. Gumby Tour, wherein we Gumby slide into books and whatnot. Have a match on top of Moby Dick. Inferno match with special guest ref, Frankenstein's monster. lawlz. 3. Tom's Kickass Idea tour. We take Tom's kickass Halloween show idea (Say the match is Akira vs Landon, two people are randomly assigned to write, so, Sly writes as Akira and MVS as Landon, and nobody knows who is writing as whom, for example), and we do that for a while for changingupness. Different folk each time (However, title matches could be a problem). lahllerz. More maybe later, but probably not, McLolz. Also: TRICHINOSIS LIKE A WHORE'S BANJO!

I was going to be all "Toxx, you am dumb, it am be a curb stomp", but then I checked my dictionary, and it said 'kerb' is the crazy British way of spelling curb. So: Toxx, you am dumb, it am be a curb stomp. lollerz