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If we're going back in time to find 'edgy humor' than maybe Edge and Lita should be repackaged as Fred & Ethel Mertz characters. RVD cant cut wwe-style promos? Give him a Hellen Keller-esque deaf/dumb/mute character! Vince loves neutering Shelton Benjamin and sticking him with an obese black woman? Why not bring in Sherman Helmsley and Demond Wilson as more family members!

desperatehousewife is a journalist...he knows.

I dont know if SNL skits from the late '90s can really stem the hunger for 'entertainment' that the marks (and Mcmahons) have... Coneheads, 2 Wild & Crazy Guys, and James Brown in a uhh! Hot tub! should satisfy the audience through the summer.

Maybe the music industry can be saved if these damn downloaders get some jail time...

It was new in 1996 when Will Ferrel and whatshername started doing it... Are the marks just ten years behind like Vince?

Do You Know How Dumb You Sound?....but you make me laugh.

Theyre consistently terrible...the good moments are very rare exceptions.

The Benoit reign was incredible the night of WMXX...it wasnt so cool to see him defending the title in the mid card. Yes...HBk has been good, the tlc match last week was entertaining, etc...but its not consistent and those are just small exceptions. They will continue to force feed the worst products because they feel the marks will enjoy anything on television from the wwe. Apparently a few people here are giving Vince just what he needs...and open mouth for his his spoonfed idea of 'humor' and 'entertainment'.

Some people just arent smart enough to see the huge entertainment value in recycled ten year old Will Ferrell skits, Vince 'devils advocate' Mcmahon, and a great wrestler being wasted as a prop for an obese actress.

This is thesmartmarks not 'the marks'...go to yahoo chat or something desperatehousewife the journalist. Bret Hart will be invading there.

Dahmers Casserole

Fritzgerald and Boldin are not boring. Put a good runningback on that team, and a franchise qb like Culpepper and you got a high powered offense. Speaking of Culpepper, I'm hearing rumors he might go to the Oakland Raiders to reunite with Randy Moss. If that's true, Raiders are going to rip shit and make the playoffs. Culp and Moss dont have the greatest playoff history...

I copied all my moves from Axl Rose.

Fantasy booking for WM main event - HHH v HBK v Benoit in a ladder match. Yes, Bret Hart will lead an Invasion of this match. And, yes, it will rock iirc.

Was Matt Young hat man?

Zab 'should' definitly be more competitve than Gatti or shopworn Sharmba were...too bad HBO plans to charge 50$ for it though.

Radiohead - High & Dry

Tom Robbins - Another Roadside Attraction

Morales back home! Three-time world champion Erik "El Terrible" Morales of Tijuana, Mexico is back home in San Diego after his rousing battle on Saturday night with two-time world champion Manny Pacquiao at the Thomas & Mack Center of Las Vegas. "Last Saturday night I run into a guy with a lot of ambition who wanted to win very much. Was in great condition and was obviously well prepared to fight me," said Morales. "It was a very tough intense fight. I think I had some good moments early, but was getting very tired as the fight was going in the later rounds. I have nothing but respect for Pacquiao, he's a good person and he beat me, you won't hear any excuses from me," said Morales. "After the fight I was taken to the hospital to make sure that I was alright and everything came out fine. Now I'm looking forward to getting some rest and spending some time with my wife (Andrea) who is due on February with our first child (a boy)," said Morales. "Bob Arum and Top Rank have given me their unconditional support as they always have. Now I will take some time off and think about what my next move will be," concluded Morales. -Fightnews Morales...not only a legend but classy in defeat as well. I would guess that he will come back for another fight or two in a year or so...he still has some good stuff left, he just needs a really deserved rest.

I assume theres a ppv every Sunday until someone tells me differently. Its usually true.

No, not PBF-Pac...bring on fights that feature guys like Pacquiao, Castillo, Cotto, etc. And later in the year, hopefully, a big Hatton fight(vs PBF). Fuck Zab.

Odds are good theres some sort of award show tonight as well...

How fucking peeled is Matt Young in those photos?

Arent they walmart shirts?

The most important things we learned from the Baldomir fight were that Zab has a truly bad chin (getting ko'd by Tszyu aint bad...but Baldo isnt a really hard hitter) and a lack of heart. If you cant prepare for a fight (any fight) then it shows that no matter what the guy might say...hes just not in it all the way. $50 for this shit is ridiculous...bring on the PacMans, Castillos, Cottos, and later this year Ricky Hatton.