Sandman9000

I'm giving this request my blessing. Give me "Kinetic" then.

Well good, cause it's sure as hell too late to stop it now. ::Creatures learn how to swim and invade Antartica::

Well, Z-Barr, Jimmy Jacobs and Becky Bayless are done with CZW. Barr quit over protest of Trent Acid coming back. All he got was a "good luck" from Zandig. Huss and Becky quit over drama still stemming from Sabian grabbing Becky's ass at CODV. Huss and Sabian got into a fight on 4/2, with Sabian apparently winning. CZW management told the two to drop it, but Huss refused and said he would not work with Sabian anymore. This conflicted plans for Becky to join the stable of Sabian, Joker, Ruckus and Robby Mireno, so CZW reunited the two on 4/3 and now they're gone from CZW. credit pwinsider.com Well, sucks that Barr is gone, since he busted his ass for years to work to where he is today, and it sounds like Huss is on the wrong end of this deal here. He's the one refusing to work with someone, and now he's gone. Of course, this will probably lead to Alex Shelley leaving as well, and there goes two name talents for CZW.

I thought Tech would put up more of a fight. I didn't think that without about 15 minutes to go in the second half, we'd be close to blowout country. UConn established the tempo early on, and Tech hasn't recovered.

So, I'm sitting in my Intro to the New Testament class, bored out of my mind, but knowing that four years of a Jesuit education in high school is carrying my ass through this class, when the teacher finally says something which catches my ear. The name of the person who translated the Bible from Greek to English? Johaun HUSS. I love it.

::The cute but deadly creatures have officially overrun New Zealand. There is no hope for humanity there, save the Japanese, since they have the ability to keep the creatures in tiny little balls. And first person to make a penis joke out of that has to watch present day AJPW until they beg for mercy::

Marvin pwn3d me this week, plain and simple. I tip my hat to him (while planning to stab him in the back...), while taking my frustration out on the Therapists. Had Jamaal Tinsley not been a little bitch or had a decent immune system, could have been a different story.

::Sends billions of cute but deadly creatures to invade Australia and New Zealand. Maybe Fuji, while they're at it::

Happy birthday to that adorable evenflow! !!!!!!! Oh yeah, CWM's doing some shit too. Yay to him. Whooooooo.

::Creates an army of loveable but deadly creatures, hellbent on world domination::

Does ANYBODY read the fucking main site?!!! No.

With that absolutely pathetic D by Ok St. in the closing seconds of the game, they deserved to lose. You do NOT let a person slip into the lane for a layup with such little time left. If they get past the free throw line, you clobber them to make sure it's not a three point play and you make them earn the points from the free throw line. Just sad at the end from Ok St., who had done a heckuva job in getting back into the game.

::Sandman drinks the sake, but spits out the DEADLY BLACK MIST!::

::While Gosunkugi is doing all of that jazz, has all of his womenfolk stuffed full of tentacles::

Right. :Sends giant mechs to crush Gosunkugi's attempts at a hostile takeover::

Jesus, this thread is giving me flashbacks. I thought would be coming from the meth I sold you the other day.

Nothing came up under Sandman9000 or Sandman 9000. For just Sandman: SM9K

I'm trying to remember what I did that for. I've never been pissed at you, so that couldn't have been the reason. As for mine, it's a promo Zack sent me for the OAOAST back in the day when I was still there: The theme from "Austin Powers" plays over the P.A. system, and The In Crowd video flashes on the Angle-Tron. Tony:"It's time, JR! Here's comes this week's popularity promo!" The In Crowd make their way down the ramp, each member dressed like Austin Powers, except for Alison, who's looking rather "shagadelic". Fans pop like crazy as The Best Damn Thing Going Today climb into the ring. Superstar hops up on the turnbuckles, raising his arms up, while Zack Malibu stands in the center ring, soaking up the cheers. EfDDT and Alison are laughing about something, and as the music fades, all 4 members gather in the center of the ring. Austin Malibu:"Oh yeeeah baby, The In Crowd has arrived!" -pop from crowd- Austin Malibu:"You see, this week, we're undercover baby...there's a supersecret organization of suckiness that has to be dealt with, before they spread their vial disease of ineptitude amongst the world, baby!" 'Flow Powers:"Oh behave, Mr. Malibu! It's no secret man, that we're talking about The Deadly Alliance!" Austin Malibu:"Ah yes, well...IT'S NOT A SECRET NOW, AGENT FLOW! Sheesh...always spoiling thin...anyways, yeah baby, The Deadly Alliance are evil baby, they..." Zack starts cracking up and "breaking character". Super Austin Star Powers:"Zack, what's up...did you forget your line?" Malibu:"I'm sorry man...it's just...The Deadly Alliance? They're supposed to be this big, badass group, and that's the best name they came up with? That sounds like a group that Snidley and Muttley would have had on Hanna Barbera cartoons!" All In Crowd members laugh. 'Flow:"Hehe, yeah, it'd be like this..." -snaps his fingers. Unknown individual comes out from under the ring, and does the EVIL LAUGH~! He then exits the ring, and walks away through the crowd.- 'Flow:"I love that!" Malibu:"Who IS that?" 'Flow:"I...uh...I don't know..." Superstar:"So are we still doing the Austin Powers gag, or is this just a regular promo?" Malibu:"Good point...I mean...YEAH BABY, It's the totally randy, supremely shagadelic In Crowd baby, here to save the world from The Deadly...The Dead...pffft..." Zack again starts laughing. Malibu:"Oh man, that name...that name just SUCKS! What, did you open up the Generic Wrestling Villain handbook and find that, or did your little pea brains actually sit there and discuss this seriously?" Superstar:"Yeah, it's like 'Hi, my name is Sandman, and I think that our name should be the Deathcore Barbed Wire Warriors!" 'Flow:"Or Alfdogg could have been like 'No, no, no, our name is going to be Alf and his Dogg Pound!" -more laughter- Malibu:"They couldn't do that because of copyright laws...remember Alf on TV, that little brown furry dude." Superstar:"Oh, that was a dude, I thought that was his mom!" Alison:"Look boys, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling a little horny baby, yeeeeah!" The In Crowd members look at their valet in disbelief. Evenflow's jaw drops. 'Flow:"Did you just say that in front of ALL THESE PEOPLE!?!?" Alison:"I was TRYING to save this Austin Powers promo, honey!" 'Flow:"Ooooh!" Evenflow wipes the sweat of his brow. Superstar:"All right, Austin Malibu, maybe it's time you took us home?" Malibu:"Right. So anyways baby, this Deadly Alliance, they've threatened us with World Domination baby, and no one wants to see them in charge. They're bad baby, very bad. So we special agents plan on traveling back in time to stop these menaces from growing up to so rotten, baby. We're going to...we're...dude, what ARE we going to do?" 'Flow:"I don't know. I'm still in shock over Ally's horny comment." Malibu:"OK, jokes over. Hey, Alfdogg, I hope you've been listening. I hope you think what you see is funny, because while The In Crowd is all about entertainment, there won't be anything funny when we meet. We might be dressed up like Austin Powers now, but I guarantee I'm not chasing a Goldmember, I'm just chasing gold...specifically, yours. I might've lost the first time, but I won't lose again. Zack Malibu and The In Crowd refuse to be denied their destiny, and it continues tonight. Reject, man, you've proven your just that. Desperate for acceptance, you tried to help us. You wanted a spot in The In Crowd, a spot in our family. You didn't get it, so you tuck your tail between your legs and run to the Gay Pride Alliance and... Superstar:"I GOT IT! I know who Sandman is!" Malibu, Evenflow and Alison:"WHAT?!?!" Superstar:"Dude, this whole Sandman thing is a front. He's ERIK WATTS!" Malibu:"You mean the super sucky son of our new commisioner, vice pres...whatever, Cowboy Bill Watts?" Superstar:"Yeah, I mean, think. He's a sucky wrestler...that's Erik Watts. And this whole lightbulb obsession...lightbulbs...WATTS...get it...? The rest of The In Crowd just look at Superstar, jaws dropped. Superstar:"OK, so maybe I think too much. But at least it made sense!" Malibu:"Superstar, you're too much. Bottom line...Deadly Alliance, watch out, because The In Crowd has your number!" Evenflow:"What's their number? I'll have to put it in my rolodex." Malibu:"Not literally!" Evenflow:"Dude, just playin'!" Superstar comes over and whispers to his partners. They have a quick chuckle. Malibu:"Actually, it's been brought to my attention that maybe, just maybe, we can be gentlemen for a second and salute you, The Deadly Alliance, because we do have your number...you're number one!" Each In Crowd member turns and faces the AngleTron and entrance ramp, and proceeds to raise their middle fingers. Malibu:"Now, I think it's time to go find some fembots baby, yeah! That promo made me a little randy in the candy, yeeeeeehah!" Evenflow:"Dude, what are we talking about?" Malibu:"I dunno. Maybe the British slang isn't for us." Flow:"So, how do we end this?" Malibu:"The only way we can...The In Crowd's not For Life, The In Crowd's not Forever...The In Crowd is just... (Crowd chants along) "FOR REAL!" "Popular hits, and fans go wild, as their heroes exit the ring after another trademark Super-Sweet promo.

I'd say yes. The pic of DK takes up more then half the screen, and I'm running a fairly large resolution. If it was resized, it'd be kosher.

Japan. Ninja stealth kill bitches!

Give that man a fucking cookie.

I managed to slip in an "I am your role model" (Jericho in '98 WCW quote) towards the end of mine, but only a few smark friends picked up on it. Everyone else figured it was just my ego . I think the end of mine had "And I'm going to be famous, one way or another...." which I'm really amazed no one had any objects towards, with my known disdain for all humanity and generally violent demeanor.

We got to have a whole profile of sorts, which I filled up with meaningless crap, though I did slip in ECF'NW, which I still find amazing that no one caught the F'N part. Ah well. The one quote I remember was "Without villains, there would be no heroes." I also titled the section where I thanked various people "People I Owe Money Too".

Greatest post ever!!! HAHA!!! Thanks. I shouldn't even have to complete this. Y'all know what to say here.

Well hit her harder then. If you can't beat her in a fistfight, you ain't gonna stop her from playing around in your car.