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  1. Slaughter the infidels.
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    Man with a 7 day long erection

    Drury, when we want your worthless opinion on something, we'll tell you to post. Until then, feel free to leave the reply button alone.
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    I think I can safely say that the massive trade me and Alfdogg made has benefitted me moreso than him. Sorry bud. Provided I don't collapse against Pogo this week and SHIT next week, I'm in the playoffs in either 11 or 12. Unless Pogo goes 0-16 the next two weeks, I can't get any higher. Hurry the fuck up and heal Speedy, I need all nine people these coming up weeks. EDIT: On that note, has Pogo given up? He had 19-7-3 from Jim Jackson on the bench, and I don't think he's changed his line-up this week?
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    IWS Know Your Enemies Promos

    Dru Onyx gone from IWS Llakor?
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    The Results Are In...

    ::Is not programmed to say anything positive:: ::Blows up::
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    Street Fighter III on its way to PS2...

    I understand Capcom wanting to start over fresh with SF3, but they shouldn't have dumped everyone. Ryu and Ken should have been kept, because only Midway throws away their main characters in their games. I'm happy Gouki was left in because I'm a huge fanboy for him, and I could live without Chun-Li. I'm also a Sagat mark, so I'd give my left nut to see a SF3 version of him, but c'est la vie. And why has it taken four years to get this onto a PS2? And where the hell is a new SF game in any form? 3, Alpha, Versus, anything?
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    Irony

    Be nice. Kevin Sullivan has feelings now. I agree....now take the $35 bucks and let him pin you......or your never work here again!!!! *goes on internet to start sm9000 and RF gay sex rumors* Won't work. I don't look like Aaron Carter. And we don't have to pretend that I'm of age, which ruins the fun for RF.
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    New Warlord/Barbarian pic

    Is the Barbarian Samoan? That could explain why he's still fairly muscular.
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    Irony

    Be nice. Kevin Sullivan has feelings now.
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    Irony

    To be honest, the way my life is going, by the time I get close to graduating college, that'll be the most profitable line of work I'll have, going to Uncle Ian's fed and gigging away for $25 bucks a night.
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    Worst Lyrics

    New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer Hip-hop mama layed Spic & Span Met you one summer and it all began You're the best girl that I ever did see The great Larry Bird, jersey 33 When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Somethin' in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home McCaullay Culkin wasn't home alone Fell deep in love, but now we ain't speakin' Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Chorus 2 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer Cherry Pez, Coke, Crush Rock, Stud Boogie Used to hate school, so I had to play hookie Always been hip to the b-boy style Known to act wild and make a girl smile Love New Edition and the "Candy Girl" Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip-hop and rock & roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love Fun Dip and Cherry Coke I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrobie and Fitch Chorus 3 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer In the summertime girls got it goin' on Shake and wiggle to a hip-hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpit Think about that summer and I bug cause I miss it Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up, but what's the use I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose You came in the door I said it before I think I'm over you, but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch Chorus 4 New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worthwhile and some are so so Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worthwhile and some are so so Summertime girls got it goin' on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike Chorus 5: New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick And I think its fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch I'd take her if I had one wish But she's been gone since that summer, since that summer I'm gonna go fucking kill myself now.
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    The OAO TĀ®ITEC Birthday Thread~!

    You couldn't kill me if you tried. Evil can't be stopped by mere mortal men.
  13. Food Pros: Necessary to live, stimulates the senses of taste, smell, and sight. Cons: Costs money, requires an effort to cook, could potentially kill you.
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    You'd better watch out, MrZsasz.

    I've acted like I've given a shit before. Gimme my goddamn Oscar.
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    The OAOAPT

    I'm madly in anger with you.
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    Things that suck

    Not enough cheap shots in this thread. RF around a 14 year old boy.
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    Rob Feinstein........

    Ryder was going to see his portion of 1wrestling to Joey Styles, but after the mass exodus, Ryder changed his mind and became more hands-on with the site. Think about this: when you consider just how far in-bed 1bob is with RFVideo, to the point where the latest 1bob "special feature (or whatever the hell they call it)" is streaming video of various RFVideo stuff, would 1bob be willing to do serious damage to that relationship by reporting something false? This isn't the same thing as Bret Hart coming back to lead the Invasion, this is a relationship that a lot closer to home then 1bob and the WWE. If 1bob is wrong, he pisses off RFVideo, especially since that accusation means serious damage to the company. If 1bob is right, then we can administer last rites to ROH if what the workers plan to uphold what they have said.
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    Rob Feinstein........

    From 1bob: 1Wrestling.com has learned that Roddy Piper will not appear on the March 13 Ring of Honor event and his representatives are notifying of Ring of Honor officials of that decision this evening. Piper believes it would not be appropriate for him to be involved in a Ring of Honor event at this time based on the controversy last week involving Ring of Honor owner Rob Feinstein. Piper's decision comes on the heels of decisions by Bobby Heenan and Abyss to withdraw from upcoming Ring of Honor shows. Ring of Honor officials had initially said Heenan was withdrawing because of conflicts with his book tour, but Heenan confirmed on the Wrestling Observer Radio show last night that he withdrew because of the Feinstein scandal. 1Wrestling.com has also learned that, despite public announcements to the contrary, Rob Feinstein has still been involved in a behind the scenes role regarding planning for this weekend's event. If that's true, then this fed is done. After what some of the wrestlers have recently said, especially Dan Maff and champ Samoa Joe, either they're going to be major hypocrites if they work ROH, or they're going to live up to their word and end their association with ROH. I can't believe Gabe and Doug would be so dumb as to even associate with RF in a business sense at this point in time, maybe even a personal sense until the storm somewhat blows over.
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    A Queery

    Calm down there RF.
  20. You mean Facelift Dropkick? It's been called that as well, as well as the Facewash, which is also the name given to Nick Gage's bootscrapes. I just think that Pump Shotty is a cooler name for it, and a little more unique than the other two.
  21. Speaking of Homicide, his running knee scrapes make me wince. As does the Rubix Cube/Joker Driver. And B-Boy's Pump Shotty (dropkick with victim sitting in corner).
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    Unfounded Rumors

    ^ loves Hole.
  23. Sandman9000

    CZW Overdrive Results

    Blatantly jacked from the CZW Fans board without any financial compensation... DJ Hyde vs. Merc vs. Gutter: Lasted for about 4 minutes and was decent for what it's worth until Teddy walked in through the crowd and popped the crowd like none other. Teddy came in talked for a bit and did his moonsaults and out came Zandig. Zandig said he runs the company and it will be Evans vs. Williams vs. Hart. Ladder match: GQ vs. Jon Dahmer vs. Jude: Very nice ladder match, so many cool spots in this. Featured a german suplex off the ladder by Dahmer onto GQ. Dahmer then set up Jude on the outside and jumped from a ladder on the inside of the ring outside. Finish was Dahmer powerbombimg Jude off the ladder in the ring. This featured crazy head drops and was a great semi-opener. Arm wrestling match Rebel beat Hartog AMIL vs. Berk/Barr vs. CKNY: Was real cool until Berk/barr got attacked my rebel's army and got carried to the back. The rest of the match featured nice spots and some good sequences. AMIL vs Rebels army: Nice match until interference by Rose gave Frazier and Matthews the win. Another match that clicked real well, and was real good. CHIKARA 6 man tag, Wildcards and Hallowwicked vs. Quackenbush and 2 dudes (sorry): This was the 2nd funnest match of the night IMO as it clicked so well and it went SUPER SMOOTH the whole match. Sick combos and not any dead points in the whole match. Quackenbush's team won (i think) Joker, Sabian, and Ruckus vs. Cash, Sonjay, and Jacobs: WOW I really liked this match because it was constant action. It was really fast paced and the crowd dug the whole thing. Cash went for the cash flow over the ring post to a table below on the floor onto Sabian. Sabian missed the table but his face scraped against it lol. Sabian was set back up on the unbroken table and Sonjay sentoned onto it. Ruckus falconed arrowed Jacobs thru a table which was UNGODLY. Then Joker set up Cash and Sonjay (i think) onto tables near the entrance. Joker went up to the entrance and got on top and then got ontop off a desk and jumped off proceeding to foot stomp onto Cash. Sickening. That ended the match. Nick Gage vs. Roderick Strong: Strong is just great, he took STIFF chair shots. Gage got thrown into a propped up table but it didnt break. Gage hit 2 choke breakers but he kicked out. Gage recovered with a bootscrape and the hardcore drop for the win. Please come back chants for Roderick. Teddy Hart vs. Jack Evans vs. Petey Williams: What can I say? The best highflying match I've ever seen. Evans bumped his ass off and so did petey and teddy. A Spinning 630!?!?! jack missed it but it was a spectacle anyway. Also some amazing combos in this match I dont know what they're even called. Evans hit a almost douvle moonsault off the stage onto the flat onto teddy and petey. finish came when ted stopped the match to call out zandig where zandig leveled him and put jack and petey over a laid out hart. Words do NOT do this justice. B-Boy vs. Adam Flash: Worst match on the show and it was still good. (shows you how good the show was) This for some reason didn't clcik that well but i still enjoyed it, WB came in to save beat up flash after messiah ran in to give b-boy a fall from grace. Zandig vs. Messiah: Taipei death/boards of nails. Basic crowd brawling to start it off then some irish whips into the boards of nails. Zandig was then hitting him with the boards which was VERY loud and the nails were just sticking in him. Messiah hit a spot where he sunset flipped over the ropes to put zandig thru a table. Finish came when Teddy came in and hit a flipping variation on Zandig and messiah got the pin. this set up a HUGE war of words with the crowd. 1/2 was all for teddy and 1/2 was all for zandig. Then Zandig mfn bombed teddy onto the nail boards and busted him open HUGE. Crowd chanted PUSSY at teddy because he wouldnt get back in the ring. Zandig set up Teddy vs. Himself because he wants to kill him. Result from Zandig slamming Teddy Hart into the carpet tack strip boards... http://www.whacks.bizland.com/TeddysCut.jpg GOO! Early feedback says it's the show to beat for 2004.
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    Branding - The New Teen Trend

    Out with his branding iron. He's taking advantage of this shit, maaaaaaaaaaaan.
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    Branding - The New Teen Trend

    Have you not seen the backyard wrestling videos?
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