Art Sandusky

Don't mind Arnold. He's a figment of the board's imagination.

I don't really know how you could make much judgment seeing as you just joined a month and a half ago, but whatever floats your boat I guess. We can just forget the fact that you've had next to no interaction with any of us, unless you're a PBP of course. Because your opinions don't count until you've got tenure?

Wrestling messageboard members don't like talking on the phone or drawing attention to themselves. Excuse me while I call CNN.

I think we need to start installing little signs inside of women's wombs that say "leave your dumb bullshit at the door." You know, so infants know what they're getting into.

The real problems here seem to be personal. It's fucking wrestling, people. EDIT: I don't say that disdainfully since I love it, but it's really not something worth calling someone an idiot over. You know the gag where you sarcastically express frustration with someone over something they did that was apparently a huge offense in their nerdy little worlds? That's pretty much what this is. Ex: "HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY SAY MY WARLOCK IS WEAKER THAN YOUR HELLBEAST?!" "Yeah man, what the fuck were you thinking? GAWD!"

Um, what does that have to do with the dumb conclusions people draw from women having a lot of sex?

I'll be on the phone for a half hour without realizing it.

I know to tell you to make it smaller.

So that site had people critizicing various cosplay outfits with a line that began "if I had my katana..." somewhere between the middle and the end. Isn't the universe supposed to implode upon itself at this point?

Fortunately, wireless phone technology has advanced fast enough to keep AIM from becoming a major method of communication.

Man, Hoff's bitter.

btw i didnt really doubt hoffs eating ability

I doubt Hoff's eating ability.

I'm going to kill Rando.

And I'm currently in court proceedings with the guy who says he first typed "lol." What's your point.

Sure it does.

I only associate with high class, low profile rubber.

King's batting 1.000 tonight.

I was the first! I was the weird nerd who talked to girls here before it was cool, and stopped before it could do any lasting damage.

I'm still confused as to how someone can say "nice legs" when they can only see like, a few inches of upper thigh.

Sure it does. What a remarkably average thought.

Ay, there's the rub!

You crazy kids with your grey areas.

Fuck all that text. Just do what you do.