Art Sandusky

I respect Chicago, and actually would like to see Bears/Steelers in the Super Bowl the most now, because it'd be four quarters of badass football. Still, I'd rather Carolina won.

It works, especially if you can dance. By the end of the evening, so long as you're not a pussy and can stick out there for a while and continue to impress, you will have the hottest girl in the place on you. I guarantee it.

I smoked a pack of Lucky Strikes over a period of several weeks once, as a supplementary or emergency pack. They were all right, but I wouldn't get them again for a long time. I smoke the emo/hipster/scenewhore-approved Parliament Lights.

Man, now I want a clash of beards.

It'll be like the rectangular bulge in the President's coat during the first 2004 debate. Something that's probably the tip of a huge iceberg but no one pursues it for whatever reason.

I mean, the timing was awful. It's dumb either way she tried to play it. You cried because someone was saying your husband had good character, or did you miss the cue to cry during the actual prompting of the compliments?

Oh my god, this is what it's going to be.

We could hang ourselves.

Near-genius moment.

To defend a racism charge, you can't just go "he's a cool guy," especially if you wanted to highlight the terrible playcalls by the Democrats to even go down that path. He was indeed being told how awesome a person he was. And what the fuck is up with that crying crap anyway? How dumb is that woman?

2 for 2 so far! Go Panthers.

But only if you really want to, not just to be around other people. There needs to be some clear-cut benefit.

It's way better to sit back and let people talk to you, Dama. Making yourself an on-demand guy will do wonders.

Czech's post had extra zest!

She moved a few months ago Sorry, my Leena Weekly subscription offer got lost in the mail.

Same here on the board being down for a while.

He tried to be funny. I didn't say it worked.

See? It's the perceived lack of connection between the front and back pieces, which is icky.

Just STARTING to think that?

He's the guy that does cocks.

I saw a segment about Iran's president and all the shit he's been talking our way just a few minutes ago on MSNBC. What news are you watching?

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Avoiding this folder actually makes the problems of the board go away for most people. Nothing here is too noticeable unless someone brings it up in this folder.

More like a contract pamphlet from 2000. Yikes. Cartoons have it all wrong.