Art Sandusky

Yup, that's why watching other promotions is always kinda weird for me. The WWF and eventually WWE have always been more about the story than in-ring action. Not the commentators' faults that the stories of the matches have been downright awful over the last four-five years. I was starting to warm up to hearing Styles call WWE matches too. I figured they went to a three man team so that he could do exactly what he's been doing. Let the other two knuckleheads talk about all the dumb shit.

50 pills in a weekend?!

At least you retaliated! ARF ARF

While I'm a smoker myself, I don't mind when I hear about anti-smoking laws or campaigns. It really is an awful thing.

You WISH!

How anyone could not just out and say that (especially after 3 1/2 years of seeing the guy post like I did) is actually a good question.

I couldn't believe the bleached roid freak was the same guy I last remembered from 1994 or so. I honestly refused to believe that it was the same guy, since I knew wrestling wasn't above having a fake version of a real wrestler.

"The product of the first twenty years of the internet."

I use the basic skin and the place hasn't worked for me since Monday afternoon.

That heel run just existed in an amazing bubble. He could have done that turn after the Lesnar match. Ooooooooh, imagine the possibilites.

Austin/Tazz, right before the WCW invasion.

Wait, that guy can't be the fan. Am I missing something?

Conference play in college hoops really heats up. My honest-to-goodness automatic reaction to that was to go "ooooooh!" and make the nWo spooky fingers.

... what? Yo, Iggy. I want to hear your honest assessment of the SEC East headed into next year. Is it really going to be the clash-of-the-titans atmosphere that I think it's going to be, with even more consistent top 15 matchups than we had this year? And, if so, do you see a national title contender in that pack? I never ask people for an in-depth prediction on something and refuse to listen to the media, but after a solid season of analysis, I trust you Iggy.

"Blunderful"

So why'd you just tell the same story twice in a row?

The seventh season was the peak of the post-Joel riffing and appears to be even better at times thanks to the so-so host segments. Only Dr. Forrester kept them from totally falling apart.

What a fuckin' loser. Jesus, worry about real shit.

Shit! I forgot! New #3: Hash, because it was kinda nice and has a distracting quality. New #5: Cigarettes, because they're there.

Such a strange format this thread took on.

I want to be Art Sandusky. Thanks.

Say, me too! It was Mark Martin before he retired.

Yo, NASCAR is the shit early in the season, when there's really not much else going on in the sporting world. After the weather starts warming up, I'll only watch the big races (Brickyard, Charlotte, Daytona v2.0, as well as road courses where critics can see the cars turn left and right). Unfortunately, by the time the season is winding down and the champion is being determined in the final races, football's up and running. Mid-June has the 24 Hours of LeMans, which is the other racing highlight of the year for me. And oh yeah, don't forget WRC, which runs through most of the year. (Kinda went off-topic, but hey, we've gotta have an auto racing post in this folder at least once a month)

Dude, I live in South Carolina. While not as insistent about it as many detractors, no one around here cares about hockey. I watch once the NHL gets to its conference finals, but before that I can't really motivate myself to watch it despite Carolina Hurricanes games being played regularly on Fox Sports South.

"So what exactly is the South going to do again?"