Art Sandusky

That's Daler Mehndi. He's Hindi, not Arab.

Yes. You're a terrible person. As is Mike for his extremely poor acting job.

That's like taking credit for the proper invention of the bacon cheeseburger.

I AM POSTING TO MENTION DANGEROUS A

I keep getting SO fucked by the teams I pick. Like, at least lose in normal ways, guys.

I just dislike people who use quotes or remembrances of scenes as their only humor.

Pretty much, yeah.

Would the real Leena care this much?

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Holy crap, how has this been going on for 50 years.

I'm really enjoying the matchups already this year. Anyone else?

Oh, and JBL's power is apparently nonexistent, or he'd never get stuck with the fuckin' BOOGEYMAN. I actually have to type "boogeyman" and it be a real fucking wrestler. JBL has no stroke backstage, man. Something's up. He must be lined up for another run like 2004 again.

Reading the part about Mark Henry literally made me go "oh, no!" and this worst-case scenario feeling swept over me, and the room began to spin... Fit Finlay, or Fit Finley? Either way, what the fuck. None of this makes any sense. They have Melina suing Batista and sending Mark Henry after him. Who the fuck does she think she is, Bobby Heenan with ass?

But I'll bet he didn't lose a lot of years lol

Dude, Downhome is fucked up.

And that is all there is to know about periods.

It's Logan's Run starring Jonathan Coachman and Candice Michelle!

There's no way in hell you go into a theater for either of these sober.

And that is how a bill becomes a law.

This year was the transitory stage from punk kid to young adult. That I can even be grounded and mature enough to call myself "adult" without flinching anymore was inconceivable a year ago. 2006 is going to be absolutely killer.

And that is how the NFL playoff tiebreakers work.

I wonder how many murder/rapes were designated such thanks to a depraved son.

Anyone else have a hard time just getting the timing right to hit the fucker in the first place?