Art Sandusky

See, the joke here is that I DO LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS. You were improving and tolerable again, you don't need to use terrible running gags. You're enough of one alone.

Of course there's aliens. I also think the Roswell stuff is covered up only because it was the first time civilians noticed it first and were advanced enough to make some noise about it. They probably found some alien wreckage for the first time a long-ass time ago, but by 1947 people had science fiction stories, and could connect the dots and not be fooled. I think I'd be more panicked if I found out aliens had been here multiple times than just once. I think we could handle a one-time thing. I want to say Oswald killed Kennedy all by himself because I was raised by old people and have a very stubborn attitude about "the official story" on a lot of things still. It'd also be a lot more simple than the truth probably. I think the truth likely isn't as crazy as the conspiracy theories. I'll bet it's that Oswald had a non-Communist friend who assisted him but he was never captured, or was but let go for some reason. Oswald was the perfect guy to have been the killer. A dirty commie, acting alone, killing the leader of the free world? It's a Cold War historical fiction wet dream. Of course he did it. Look at him, that pinko. It even spurred a common citizen to kill the dude, such was the anti-red sentiment at the time. I have a very easy time thinking that Jack Ruby was exactly what he's said to have been, especially after hearing of some of the stories about people going to "rescue" Terri Shiavo earlier this year. Sometimes those crazy, red-blooded Americans, driven too much by the spirits of the secular or holy realms, actually do the stuff they tell their friends they'd like to do. I just wish the bastard had waited a few days so Oswald could have talked. Then we wouldn't be in this mess. Goddamn maverick citizens.

Hot, sez I.

Was Hollaback Gurl last year or this year? If it was this year, then that.

Whew. I was worried they'd perfected a robot army or some shit and you were leaking classified shit. Anyone I've ever known in the military has told me how they can't tell me about certain stuff.

Vince leading off by saying how he tricked everyone is going to be huge. Watch.

It's TSM's wet dream!

Don't you mean China?

I just have a hard time imagining someone else as the quarterback on a snowy, bitterly cold Sunday afternoon. Not yet anyway. I said before the season and will say again: at the end of last year he had about two years left, and now one more. Fortunately, he's doing virtually everything wrong, so he's got plenty of stuff to work on over the off-season. The problems with simply having players that can run and catch hasn't helped much either. Give him this current team in 1997 and watch them make the playoffs. They wouldn't make the Super Bowl and probably not even out of the first round, but they'd be a wild card. One player can only do so much. Look at Michael Vick. STILL: He's eroded a good bit, but not so much that he can't still take a team into the postseason and possibly deep into it with a corps of very able receivers and a running game that can get 100 yards plus on a consistent basis. Besides, he's only a participant in one segment of the game. Ryan Longwell has squandered an assload of Packer drives after he seemed to be better than ever last year. He missed a couple just last night that could have been huge. And the defense would be pretty damned responsible for an embarassing 48-3 loss, don't you think? When you're trailing or just had a big turnover, the defense is responsible for damage control. It's perception and reality. Favre's not the superman he was, but he's still a scrappy tough old dude that's gonna be game for whatever and can't be counted out, especially if his friends are backing him up.

I wouldn't mind seeing the Packers draft DeAngelo Williams, and I never talk about the draft.

At least my "they'll be motivated in their first ever bowl!" picks are out of the way now.

Don't make me base climb off your face, fag.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ It's not that absurd a notion.

See, that's what I said when I did it!

Mole ain't dumb, he knows exactly what he's doing.

By the way, I cast a null vote since I haven't seen enough Daniels stuff to say if he's better or worse than Angle. (sits back again to watch the imminent arguing)

That's an ugly-ass key.

UCF's kicker screwed me.

Ruh roh, raggy! (pulls up a chair and grabs a cooler full'a cold ones)

2005 really did blow. New Year's partying will definitely be crazy enough to feel like the capper. For now though, you ruined the Christmas spirit. We were trying to play nice.

Can't you let me humor him. You have to be delicate when talking to this guy.

The good part of all this is that UCF's gonna come out pissed next year.

THEY LOST ON A MISSED EXTRA POINT! Whattaheartbreaker for that UCF squad, and after their amazing comeback.

Looks like the 90s was the peak for metal too.

Yes, it is.