Art Sandusky

Hey Twizted, if your next post in this thread sucks as much as the other posts have, you won't be able to post again until sometime tomorrow.

Awesome.

Ruh roh.

Buncha white boys? I'm SHOCKED!

You do realize I don't intend on actually doing that, right.

Man, my mental image of Edwin is shattered.

Quiet, you. I went all day and only bummed two off of people.

Yell at someone else. I'm sensitive.

I deny all allegations.

So what you're saying is, Tenn may or may not have done it but they aren't like the Al Capone and John Gotti of College Football? It just sounded like he was saying that illegal goings-on were more responsible for Tennessee's recruiting class than the team's actual performance this year and mandated professionalism.

All shock jocks do suck.

I'd really have to think about it, and ask my son what he thought about it.

You're not supposed to understand. He's too cool for words, literally.

Unsubstantiated accusations. 'sides, no one will ever be as bad as SMU was during the 80s or Alabama was in the late 90s.

In the right lighting, Lita in a walk. If she's not in some good lighting, then probably Victoria or Molly. Trish is too ideal.

This might not be the best idea. I agree. Kotz's problem is his inability to relax with women when in a sexual climate. A random pussy won't help matters at all; he needs a woman that is tender, gentle and likes him for him. Correct. Sorry Agent, no random sluts for me, although I do recognize their importance in society.

Pick one or another and I'll take care of it.

I'm out of cigarettes. Cloves were spent two weeks ago, so I had to fall back on some terrible multi-colored cigarettes I was duped into buying once when the guy told me they were stronger. I smoked three and put the pack away until I ran out of cloves and couldn't afford more. Once those multi-colored ones were gone, I had to fall back to a pack of Basics my friend who works at a convenience store gave me back in October because the pack had a small rip in the wrapper and was classified as "damaged." Now I'm out of those. Wasn't even a full pack of those, as I smoked 8 or so of them during the period after he gave them to me back in October. So now I'm totally out. I'm going to have to become a bum. I guess it'll work out, since everyone I knew bummed cloves off of me like crazy when I had them. I've almost forgotten what they taste like. Fortunately, I'm a smoker more out of boredom than any serious addiction. Tell you what though, when that tax check comes in I'm so buying like, ten packs of Blacks so I'll be set for a month, month and a half.

Poor Danni Minogue.

Ugh, all this talk about the fake UT. If people doubted that this was Fulmer's best season of coaching ever, the tremendous recruiting class we got shuts down that argument. Tennessee is a perennially strong recruiting program, but this year's is especially strong. A near shutout of Texas A&M in the Cotton Bowl helped a LOT too. I give Tennessee two years to be a national contender again, but at this point they're good enough to win the SEC at least, but there are several teams that fit this profile right now. The conference is wide open this year, with the East being especially so. Note how South Carolina actually has some recruiting buzz about it now thanks to Spurrier. If he can put together a steady rebuilding program and maybe an 8 or 9 win season each year following this year, then it's not too far-fetched to see them winning 10 or 11 a year and becoming a new SEC powerhouse, as if the conference needed any more right now. I'm almost tempted to say they'll be in the national picture by 2010 just so they'll be jinxed. Bring it on, I say. We own South Carolina (the other USC is called USC-Los Angeles in joking around here) and now they've got our most hated opponent as a coach. Some serious shit's about to go down, and it'll probably result in a new heated rivalry in a few years' time. At that point I'll be skinned around these parts for wearing Tennessee stuff, but whatever.

I liked Pootie Tang.

Menthols are minty. Smoked one for the first time last Thursday while I was high and it was almost too much for me.

I'm glad the last thing I'll remember was when you made the whole WWE folder look like rubes on Sunday instead of the countless times you called me gay in a direct or indirect way.

She assaulted her boyfriend with a hubcap?

This might not be the best idea.