Art Sandusky

I thought you were a joke poster, then I read this. Get help.

Off I go, I'm saying Eagles by 10.

I have to third the spotty twerps on this one. I'm still here after nearly three years for a reason. Other boards just aren't as good. There are enough people to be a big place, but few enough to recognize a lot of them. It's also just big enough to have people who know about everything, making Google almost useless. And I was made a Super Mod, which just seals it as the best place on the internet.

I don't see a problem with it. At least you were nice enough to ask us ahead of time.

Oh, I know I won't be near my computer. I was just wondering.

Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miranda with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labours left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Testew and Cunard it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labours of men that as a result of the labours unfinished of Testew and Cunnard it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Puncher and Wattmann it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labours of Fartov and Belcher left unfinished for reasons unknown of Testew and Cunard left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Testew and Cunard that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Berkeley being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Connemara in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labours lost of Steinweg and Peterman that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the labours abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Connemara in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cunard (mêlée, final vociferations) tennis . . . the stones . . . so calm . . . Cunard . . . unfinished . . . Wow, my forehead rocks.

I'm told I smoked about five times what someone normally would for their first time, and all I did was maybe talk a little more.

Your second time will have you somewhere in the ionosphere.

I haven't had it since Rams/Titans, but I woke up with that special Super Bowl Sunday feeling. Ah, how I missed it. Nothing'll match the morning of Patriots/Packers when I was so excited I kept failing to notice I was trying to use buttermilk for my cereal and wondered why it tasted like ass over and over again as I read every single word of coverage I could in the newspaper. Is there going to be a thread for talk during the game as well?

Our long national nightmare is over. Or something.

Make me feel better and you've got the post count of your choice, or whatever else you can think of that's reasonable.

Clone High USA, mos def.

Really, baseball record-keeping is not that complicated. The pitcher faces the batter, and the result is recorded for each. A hit, an out, assist for the fielder, etc. There's really not much more recorded than there is for the NFL, when you'll record who ran the ball, who tackled the ballcarrier, how many yards he gained, and so on. The difference is that baseball analysts have learned to refine that raw information into something informative and useful. I do not think a massive understanding of statistics is necessary for the enjoyment of the game. It's not the understanding of statistics, it's just that they seem to play a much, much larger role. Even the players are themselves numbers on scorecards. To the casual baseball fan such as myself it appears incredibly daunting.

I will never be able to get into baseball as much as football just because of the frightening amount of statistics that are kept.

There actually is a set list of requirements set out by the NFL for a city to host the Super Bowl, chief among them weather conditions. That's why a notion a few years ago to have Super Bowls in Washington DC and New York were laughed out of the boardroom.

Is Jacksonville really that awful of a city? I didn't think it was all that bad when I was there for a few days a few years ago, but every reporter I'm reading just totally murders the place. From SI.com: And it just keeps going with others.

According to the PPV schedule, Bad Blood was replaced by "TBA". That TBA is ECW ONO. Nice av, BTW. 2 many abbrev.

What in the world are you talking about.

I missed the frogs getting fried. I took a piss break from all the Coke I'd drank during the pregame show, and I hear this loud noise from the living room through the wall while my father bursts into near-manical laughter. Never saw it again.

And he's gotta get 100 posts again to get rid of that subtitle, because I knew he'd give me lip when he got back.

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His full name, Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo, is much funner to say. Jeezus. Now THAT'S a name.

Jesus, how did I forget my hero's greatest moment.

What a bizarre ending.