Art Sandusky

Looking for reactions on the internet will give you nothing, as most who regularly keep up with things knew it was a foregone conclusion. Takes the interest out if you know there's no way in hell one guy is going to win.

I really don't see why they don't give him a World Championship run next time he does an evil monster heel turn.

Man, what a show. Anyone got any attendance figures? My guess is it was sold out. I'd love to find a tape of it, should one exist.

Kane really doesn't get as much love as he deserves. Anyone who thinks their favorite performer is being mistreated need only look at him and realize it could be worse. He's been one of my favorite workers for a while simply because I've never heard of him complaining and just doing what's laid out for him. Plus, he always seems to put forth a great effort, no matter how dumb the angle or match may be.

The article in WWF Magazine referenced earlier was one of those Fantasy Warfare pieces they did somewhat regularly. It listed both Bret and Hogan's strengths and weaknesses, broke down some of the intangibles, and said what each guy would need to do to win. Others included the Headshrinkers against the original Wild Samoans and a couple of others I can't remember at the moment. Each one also had a little space at the bottom where you could write who you thought would win. I think WWF Magazine called it an even match between Hogan and Bret.

I'd say Angle's ass is as good as RVD's.

Well, one put about as much effort into it as a celebrity when they "write" their autobiographies and the other had a strange hormonal problem where I wouldn't have been shocked to see a tumbleweed fly out of her snatch.

Nah, not gay. I seriously did consider it as a possibility, but I'm just not turned on by dudes. I can certainly tell one he's attractive, but I don't want to bone him or anything.

Ass. I mean, I'm dying to have someone prove your argument right. I mean, it must be good if people are so nuts about it. Thus far, I'm incredibly close to turning asexual.

I really like RobotJerk's sig.

I didn't even notice the Suicide Machines shirt. I like how the gentleman on the far left is wearing that gigantic necklace like it's no big thing. "Picture with a white boy? Let me get my necklace, yo." It's a chain, man. No man wears a necklace.

I'm still the only person to get a birthday thread made for me on an internet messageboard a day early. Fuck I'm cool.

Salty business. How long? By my definition, never. By society's definition, it's been a year and seven months. I still refuse to count what I've had.

Well then, I shall have to inquire about it at my local Tobaccery.

Dikembe Mutumbo is always fun to say.

He's actually sorta human. Underneath all that are organs that are maintained by the suit, in addition to his belt of lightsabers from Jedi he's rubbed out.

John David Booty, backup quarterback at USC right now, if no one's mentioned him yet.

I don't think this has been explored enough.

Mine's Rene Dupree or Randy Orton. Or Batista since I know he's a techno fan and dresses well.

No love for Scotty/Malenko at Backlash 2000? True, Scotty the Dunderhead jumped on the leg that Malenko had been working all match when he did the worm, but the finish redeemed that slip-up in my mind. Even watching it live, before knowing much about supposed criteria for a good match, I said to myself "wow, that was really pretty good." Also throw in that it was pretty much a for-the-hell-of-it program between the two and the entire card was overshadowed by the heavy Austin promotion and it's what I'd call a forgotten gem.

Great, now Dama's getting action and I'm STILL in my drought.

So do Black Deaths taste like ass or smell terrible? Any sort of residual buzz like when I smoke Blacks? I mean, I gag with real cigarettes because they're just awful. Unless I have my cigarette holder. Then I don't mind them one bit.

I'd like to see a Superdome Wrestlemania, if business picks up again enough to sell the tickets.

Naw dude, it was just scooting from side to side during the "Dream Team"/Evolution match. Maybe they thought we'd forget we were watching wrestling or something.

Okay, so I guess no one wants to make a guess as to why the WWE banner hanging from the rafters was mysteriously moving from side to side.