Art Sandusky

Woohoo! I didn't want to be the one to suggest it, 'cause I figured you would.

It won't help that he'll be the more physically imposing of your visitors either.

Certainly not. We never do such clique-ish things such as talk about other posters in private or mock them. I mean, the thought of it! Balderdash, sez I.

I've decided that whenever we're in a bar or something that I'm going to do the British routine. It's fail-safe when you're on a trip two states away. I wonder if I should keep my Christmas beard for this trip as well. We could all have facial hair!

Brad?! Why is someone a main eventer before they even win the tag or US titles? And lord knows I'd love to be the NWA champion more than either WWE one. Someone dig up a thread in here where we renamed the levels after well-known posters.

It's just good to know we've got two first-string quality backs, s'all.

No ghost stories, please. I scare too easily.

At the end of a piece on Tennessee's last practice before a week-long break for the holidays: "Fulmer reported that senior tailback Jabari Davis failed to meet Southeastern Conference academic requirements for the fall semester and would not be traveling to Dallas." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK That Birdine guy is saying the same shit people said about New England before they became juggernauts...

The actual AP statement was pretty fucking angry, by proper news release standards.

This guy should leave. Not because he's terrible, but it's all downhill after such a genius first post. WWE, hire this man NOW.

Why is everbody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everbody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause no one likes you monkey boy.

It could have been really tragic: CNN: 20 dead in rocket attack on mess hall

I'd like to think Cena doesn't, despite his incredible physique. He's already straightedge as is. I'd give Lesnar the benefit of the doubt as well. I remember seeing pictures of him flexing after wrestling matches at Minnesota when there was an article about him being another amateur joining the company in Raw magazine a few years go. He was already fucking massive, and I know the NCAA is much more strict than WWE would be.

The Planet of the Apes segment with Jericho and Stephanie in August 2001.

Eddie had too much charisma (both in the personality and in-ring sense) to be the one who went up against HHH at Wrestlemania. He seriously would have made everyone else on Raw except a Rock appearance look boring as fuck. That said, despite Benoit jumping to Raw not making much sense, I really think it was a good move in the end.

It totally rocks all the way up to the "sex" scene with Spartan and whatever-her-character's-name-was. After that it kinda falls off for me, since that's the last gee whiz bit of information left about that future society.

I'd like to see a GTA game where you play a revolutionary in some European capital in the present day, and you have to gain the support of the people by showing the ineptitude of the State by eluding the police and military and fleecing government programs to amass funds for the revolution while getting crime lords, corrupt government officials, and ordinary citizens to join the cause. You could still have mindless mayhem since you'll resort to anything to undermine authority and even coordinate joint activities with other bands of rebels. Put it in present-day Moscow or something.

Oh yeah, be aware that we will be splitting the time on the ride down between metal and dance music.

I've been watching some video from the hot periods of the 80s and 97-Wrestlemania XVII, and noticed that the only time I've really heard the crowd react like they used to in a present-day situation was at Wrestlemania XX with Benoit's victory. A WWE crowd really hasn't come legit unglued in a looooooong time. I understand pops were helped during the hot periods by full houses and today's shows play to 1/2 of an arena or slightly more for the lion's share, but you can just tell by the crowd that actually is visible. No one's really excited and swept up in things as they used to be. Run-ins, face wins, big announcements that hurt a heel somehow, none of that really gets the nearly nuclear heat such things used to get back in the day. Kinda sad, but such is the current product where they're short on real marquee superstars and things have become predictable or outright dumb, even to those who don't read up on this stuff everyday like we do. I also miss the more legitimate-sounding commentary of the 80s-early 90s, but that's for an Old School thread. The commentator that comes closest (on the big shows anyway, I don't watch the B-shows) to the realistic air of competition and strategy and selling each match as appearing important in some fashion is Tazz. Hearing Jesse Ventura talk about something like the Intercontinental Title match at Wrestlemania V being something he'd pay to watch and saying he's excited about it during the previous match is just a little thing on a laundry list of those that aren't done anymore. And guys, WWE has to compress an entire year into two hours of programming. What they pick to put on is kinda like how Time determines their Person of the Year. Even some the worst dictators of all time can win the award, because it's not about how good or bad someone or something is, it's how much of an impact that event or person made. I saw no problem with their choices, and applauded the inclusion of virtually the entire Wrestlemania main event plus the Benoit video. Even the Diva Search and Kane/Lita storyline were rightfully put here because they were big things into which the company put loads of effort and time.

The Antillas Remix of "Cherish the Day" by Plummet is my pick for dance track of 2004.

I got nothing else to do as of this moment. I'll throw in for gas. Man, this is going to be weird. AoO's the only guy I see being the kind of fella who'd follow through on something this. Determined man.

Okay, I'll go ahead and call the Super Bowl now, and people can hold me to this if either (or neither) team doesn't make it: Indianapolis versus Philadelphia, with the Colts winning in a thrilling shootout or in a blowout. No real middle ground. My backup pick is San Diego versus Atlanta. That game has San Diego winning by a fair margin, although Atlanta keeps them from pulling away too much. Neither Pittsburgh nor New England will make it. I'm no stat boy or expert on the game, it's a gut feeling.

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The only thing cooler than circle jerks is saying how you're above the circle jerk with others who agree in some uberellipsoidal-jerk.

Don't girls wear jumpers?