Art Sandusky

That second sentence should be punctuated with a question mark, I believe. Why do you have to ruin everyone's fun.

... and one of the people Sandra Bullock's character pulls up in a file of people scheduled for parole hearings in the film's 2032 time period (and made ten years ago) is Scott Peterson. No idea if anyone said anything about this before, I just thought it was neat and I'm sleep-deprived and yeah.

"Hanging on for Hope" by The New Amsterdams is my new depression song.

So how long are they there in total?

Anglesault as a Christmas present would be the TSM equivalent of getting a gift certificate from Pottery Barn.

All this Manning hype is old hat for University of Tennessee fans. We didn't like him much either.

All coaches should dress like Lombardi and Stram.

That's not the national anthem. Isn't "God Save the Queen" England's national anthem? Do you people realize how high I was that night. I realized tonight that I simultaneously love and hate Felix Da Housecat. Also, the Ministry of Sound's Club Annual 2005 is out, and the Track 10-12 sequence on Disc 1 is FUCKING GODLY.

I suppose that penis would rematerialize if I spent all of my time trying to reaffirm my own masculinity.

Didn't RoH get the exclusive rights to shows in Viking Hall? I'd rather see it at Hammerstein anyway, but that's what I *think* the reasoning was.

What about when you're watching a great dramatic scene that was written to be funny but you find really powerful and gripping, but everyone else laughs instead? Happened a few times in Punch-Drunk Love. I wanted to slap the laughing people.

I heart Jon Brion. And My Bloody Valentine. And The Jesus and Mary Chain. And Haddaway. And you know what? Ever listen to other national anthems? You know, foreign ones, and really listen to them? Those are some really fucking well-done songs. "Rule Britannia" is soaring. No wonder they're representing millions of people. Ours is pretty fuckin' badass too. Imagine eagles and shit with rocket launchers blowing up liberals and Colin Powell (for not agreeing with the group).

Jeff Weaver guy, what gives. I mean, he sounded a lot like him, but still. I know lotsa those guys.

ROCKETMAN

Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

The shirtless one is their leader. His charisma and enthusiasm radiate from the picture.

Seriously the best WWE PPV spot. The only time I'll ever remotely approve of musicals.

I think they put more into last year's booking because, well, it was friggin' Wrestlemania XX, something they'd been hyping for a solid year and running those Wrestlemania Moment things for eight months before the event, as well as hanging the Wrestlemania XX logo at every show. This year is just "21" (XXI) with little going for it.

Oh, the things you miss when you don't have the internet.

Believe it or not, the thrill of getting my car back today has me considering this offer. Pity they don't let you inside airport concourses if you aren't actually flying anywhere.

I never study. Ever. My grades aren't stellar, but whatever.

There's always St. Kissimmee.

It's been said time and time again, but Styles would be such a massive WWE star it isn't even funny. I almost hope that TNA folds just so WWE can make him an offer (presumably better than the developmental deal). During the initial Jarrett/Styles program, I just looked at him and said "fucking superstar right there."

Brock's too big for TNA. No, not size-wise, I meant name-wise. While some would view it as legitimizing TNA, I at least would see it as taking a great step down. He'd make everyone around him except Styles and XXX look like losers by just being near him. Maybe include Raven in that group. Lord knows he'd look way more major league than Jarrett.