Art Sandusky

I didn't think they had. Oh well. The way I see it, this is good for us SEC folk, bringing Auburn closer and closer to getting into the title game. Tennessee and Georgia are discounted because of their one loss, but Auburn still carries the hope for the conference to win two straight National Championships. The more highly-ranked teams that lose, the better. Of course, Auburn has to beat Arkansas first, as well as Georgia. Sayonara to the Top 25, Minnesota. How embarassing.

Has OU even trailed at any point in the season during the second half?

K-State was giving OU a game until they were dumb enough to slow themselves down with a bunch of Option plays. They were on the OU 25 already up 7-0, and a KSU fumble later it's 7-7.

Dammit, Wisconsin/Purdue isn't until 4, Virginia/Florida State isn't until 8, and Tennessee/Ole Miss isn't until 9. WHERE ARE THE GOOD EARLY GAMES?

Someone should create an account named "O'Reilly's Falafel."

Dude, he's fucking pissed!

I need to start talking to older women. I get along with women in their late 20s and early 30s way better than these damned college kids.

Fuck for brains?

How did I get involved in this.

Well, if I'm hired I won't know until Monday, and there's no drug test. (lights up later tonight)

Wellsir, I smoked once a week (weekend college parties, etc) until the last few days, where I've smoked Friday night-Monday night. The interview is tomorrow morning, and they'll probably want the test within a couple of days or a week at most.

Man, things really did calm down after Gang Wars.

So I may be getting another job, but I fear this one will require a drug test, probably within 24-48 hours of being hired. I've been told of shit you can drink that you get from GNC stores or whatever that can flush out your system in a day or two, but I was wondering if there were other, perhaps more effective methods. (yes, I know this is what I get for smoking up, but what's done is done)

WEDNESDAY West Virginia at Connecticut THURSDAY Louisville at Miami FRIDAY TCU at UAB SATURDAY Notre Dame at Navy Boston College at Pittsburgh Temple at Rutgers New Mexico at UNLV N.C. State at Maryland Ohio State at Iowa Arizona State at USC Arkansas at Auburn Wisconsin at Purdue Louisiana Tech at SMU Colorado State at San Diego State UCLA at California Virginia at Florida State Tennessee at Mississippi Hawaii at UTEP Tiebreaker #1: How many total points will be scored in the TCU/UAB game? 42 Tiebreaker #2: How many receiving yards will Louisville's J.R. Russell have against Miami? 96

They should show "amateur footage" of the barfight and have it be another wrestler, like, decked out in his ring attire, attacking Cena.

Who admits to watching Joey. Carlito spits on those who watch Joey.

Everyone PM this guy every time someone scores, and make it the subject of the PM so he has to see it.

Lookit the widdle puddy tat, Rant! Look!

What off the wall shit? And AoO, remind me about that stuff later. I seriously forgot about all that.

::Ragtime music plays:: Dude, you're the stoned one, not David Ortiz. Fuck dude, getting all ragtime music and shit in here.

Flying. Time Travel. AoO's idea of having everyone believe everything I say. Dude, Hoff posted.

Dude, you're all talking and I'm all (closes hand like a mouth) and you're all "gabgabgabgabgabgab" and shit and I'm all (closes hand like a mouth) and you're all talking. Get it?

Whoa there slugger, slow down. Take it at different rates, like Baskin Robbins and shit. 31 flavors.

Dude, this is nuts.