Art Sandusky

But... but... (stews)

Oh. Well then, you're no longer nearly as cool. Go whack off so the contest can end already and start a new, better one.

I find the idea of being able to ever replace me laughable.

By the way, this was asking TRITEC to kill KJ.

Whoa, aren't you British or Australian or something. I didn't know folks from overseas loved bluegrass as I do.

To be honest, that was the last thing I expected to see, despite the subject title. Inc's enigmatic nature has made me distrustful.

I'll post a picture of my car here when I get a camera in a couple of weeks. It's much more attractive than me.

I blame my own inactivity over the last couple of weeks.

Zsaszitude has a better ring to it.

I want to know if anyone downloaded any Old Crow Medicine Show. If you didn't, you fucking suck.

For the record, the sideburns working actually proved to be something I was just imagining. I've leveled back off at my previous socially inept levels. I don't shave them off just because I'm so used to them and feel I have a broad face, which they help to frame and make look smaller.

Or what cars we liked.

JSYK was mine before he was any of yours.

Sorry, work n' shit like tripping on shrooms for the first time the other night kept me away from the board for a while again. And thanks to whoever banned Zsasz.

Awesome. The attitude of taking the opposite of majority opinion always will now be called "Zsaszitude."

I actually expected to lose the first game or two, since so much of the early season's knowledge is based on hype and a lack of real game information.

Well, this was one case where Vince was a genius to keep Carmella around until the end, but at the expense of Maria? Fuck that. I'm torn between the other three. Christy is willing to look fucking insane. I love that. Shows personality. Amy told Carmella that having a cock up her ass (not in the mouth) didn't make her talented. I love that too. Shows balls. Joy did the fake slap to see if Carmella would flinch. I may love this the most. It made Joy look a little gangsta for a minute. "Yeah, I thought so."

Maria was eliminated. MARIA WAS FUCKING ELIMINATED. You just know Carmella was voted out this week (if not last week), but nooooooooo... I'm all for it being extended. I've been a big fan of this ever since the field was narrowed to 8 or so and I was able to remember who they all were.

My matchup isn't all that differing in picks, but I stand by by extremely sparse knowledge of my picks.

Yes.

I had some strong-ass whiskey on Saturday night. Couldn't tell you what it was though, I already had a few Rum and Cokes with extra Rum in my system. "Dude, where's the Coke in this?" -- girl that tasted my drink accidentally. I don't fuck around. If bitch beers count, those are my favorite. Gimme a six pack of Triple Black and I'm just dandy.

Incessant? I've changed my name 3 times in two years. Shut up, Inc. You should be the one shutting up, Sir Changes-a-lot.

Rummy's confused.

I've been away for a few days, and to be honest I really don't feel like reading through all the shit I've missed (mostly because so many posters' messages are increasingly difficult to read). Post a summary of TSM over the last five days, and make it entertaining, goddammit. EDIT: And listen to the guys in my avatar.

Kylie has him in her dungeon. I wish. Fucking job, why did I ever want one in the first place.