Art Sandusky

When this thread is enshrined, please edit out Trivia's painfully unfunny and way too big sig.

Get a girlfriend in this country to save on gas and cavity searches.

My participation made this thread a classic. It's the first one I participated in all show long in months. Recognize, suckaz.

Wow I just remembered I was at the show that Evolution formed. It seems so long ago. But does it agree with what you know.

BEST TURN EVER

Damn straight you were just playing. This was a warning, next time the gloves come off. ...along with the red bowtie, right? I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

'kay, Yuna.

Orton's just the next person in the "heel that the color guy wouldn't even ask for a reacharound with" line that includes HHH and Kurt Angle.

Damn straight you were just playing. This was a warning, next time the gloves come off.

She's probably in the 40s, mid-30s tops. Fuckers are BLIND, I tell you.

Dames' plan is too good to happen.

Did Kylie enter/get nominated? Probably not. The list was done young people, after all. You were on my good side for about two seconds earlier in this thread, but no longer.

Did Kylie enter/get nominated? She'll be on there somewhere (or else the list is TOTAL crap), I believe. Angelina Jolie not being Top 2 would also kill the list.

This list won't have Kylie at #1, thus it's crap.

It's Carmella, trying to gain some wrestling fan cred.

Make a song about Lita using "Lovely Rita" and then we'll talk.

Because it's fun. ULTRA STIFF WRESTLING SKEET SKEET SKEET

But there's no holding me back. And whatever you need, whatever you got, whatever you want, I'll take back again.

When was the last time WWE has done what the fans wanted? If Benoit wins the World Title tonight I'll saw off my left leg and send it to the 4th person to ask. Notarized.

I was about to say this too. HHH had a very senior air about him in that segment. HAY GUYS SALIVA DOES TEH UN4GIVIN THEEM DL IT DL IT

I'm seriously rooting for any of the Divas except Carmella to win now. Traci with the, ahem, pearl necklace...

Both Orton and Benoit's new little video intro things look awful, with Benoit's being appalling.

MILF! MILF! MILF! I doubt they'd see that aspect of it. They're probably just saying "Gee Abner, she's married, ah can't touch 'er! Vote her off!"

Anyone who has any qualms with any of the contestants' appearances is seriously kidding themselves. I was thinking Traci was gone next week until Carmella said that Joy was married. To teenage (and undersexed 18 and older) marks and smarks, that's something they don't want to hear. Were any of the current Divas to get married, it'd be kept super hush-hush. And if they ax Joy, I'll be FUCKING PISSED. Hey, there hasn't been any HHH or Eugene yet tonight.

Kane should set fire to the minister after it's over or shoot a fireball at anyone who objects to the wedding.