Art Sandusky

Shhhh... we hate boobies here on TSM. We only like FAT MOLLY HOLLY ASS. We'd fuck PORKY PIG if he could do an armbar. This place continues to astound me. Fuckin' A. GO AWAY MATT AND LET KANE BE HAPPY

Is it wrong for me to want them to actually have a Kane/Lita sex tape angle? And actually shoot the tape? And sell it? And buy it?

On an actual non-sarcastic note, Orton looks way better since he went to the sharp buzz cut.

YES ... and throw Ecstacy into the crowd. YES!!!!!!... waitasec, no.

World's Greatest Dad versus Edge for the Intercontinental Title~

YES

I'm getting the vibe you don't like me for some reason, and/or trying to be funny and that isn't working so I go for the first one. I don't watch women's wrestling because it's fucking boring. If I want to see the Divas, I'll go to WWEDivas.com. They work pretty much the same matches as the guys. Just say all you want is T&A and it'll be okay. My reason for not being able to stand you is jonesing for whatever music WWE uses for ANYTHING. You're like Eagan 2k4 or something.

"STEVEN RICHARDS!"

Some people care about women's wrestling. Trish just HAD to cut off that music.

GET OVER IT

Diva Dance-Off is the only way to solve any problems, not dodgeball.

Does anyone else find it gut-bustingly funny that they actually say "the best shark movie since..." as if "shark movie" is a real genre. Victoria's music > PPV and video package music of the last couple of years.

It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. Yes, but Orton hasn't been given a chance to draw yet. And THAT'S the difference. Oh I know, just suggesting waiting and watching to see if Orton fares better. I'll bet you aren't much for subtle humor. The child of Kane and Lita Sizzler will be named Western.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT BITCHES

It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. ...wasn't that sarcasm though. No, it wasn't.

Her new name will be Lita Sizzler.

It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative.

It sounded like a male 976 number advertisment.

Los Angeles RAWs = Weddings.

That reminds me, why did the change Angles finisher name from The Olympic Slam to The Angle Slam? NBC - XFL = WWF/WWE eternal beef.

Orton's new theme should be Kid Rock's "Prodigal Son."

Something no one noted, and something that was damned worth mentioning: Last night marked a year that Coach has been heel!

Bischoff had a point, he's been way more effective as GM than any of the Smackdown ones. I realized the other day he's had his job for two plus years, but the Smackdown GM has been switched up four times.

You're more attractive without it.

(waits for AoO's... whatever he's sending)