Art Sandusky

Once again, I miss something. And once again, people who can (hint) eliminate the problem completely (hint) won't do anything about it.

Man, I almost panicked that yet another big decision was made regarding the board during a lengthy absence AGAIN.

Oh, if it were machines versus machines, Matrix still wins based on pure numbers, unless you're talking about the human-built mechs. The Force doesn't quite work like the Matrix. You can make stuff float and blow others away with a wave of your hand, but this all takes effort, and more effort based on what you're doing. Jedi can also jump really high or perform fairly superhuman feats of strength (akin to what World's Strongest Man contestants can do), but none of this is sustainable for a long floating fight like one could have in the Matrix where the blatant disregard for Physics doesn't take any effort other than knowing you can do it.

(snicker) Yeah right. One Matrix-engaged Neo could fight off hundreds of T-3000s.

Yet.

(checks) (double checks) (triple checks) Nope, no evidence of me ever wanting to post there for a single moment.

Wait, how are you holding up that flower pot?

Whoa. Name the kid B.A.B.U.

Is this going to be one of those things that scares the person watching it, because if it is I'm going to kill you.

Already?!

You could get an absolutely kick-ass stereo system for $1000, especially if you buy shit off of Ebay and just have someone install it for you.

Absolute blasphemy. That was one of the most awesome scenes I've ever witnessed in film. There's just so much going on, it's insane. Mole's original questions have already been answered, otherwise I'd take a crack at them. I personally love the trilogy (with the second one being my favorite) and the basic "machines bad, humans good, Smith really bad" plot is simple enough for anyone to follow. I just wish Morpheus hadn't been relegated to being such a minor character in the third film.

The 1998-2002 WWF title belt design was the best by FAR.

Which will be the ultimate thumb of the nose at people who insist that people get what they deserve.

This is awful.

Think? The NFC North will produce two playoff teams (Pack and Vikes) and one team that will come excruciatingly close (Lions) and probably fuck up another team's chance of getting into the postseason. I feel the same about the Texans. It's their year to break out and become players in the league.

Bull, he's been smart. Orton's run with this crew for a year and a half plus, he knows Evolution inside and out, and each individual member for that matter. They need to play that up BIG TIME. He knows how they plan things, what their tendencies are, everything. Why do you think he ran off after hitting HHH with the belt instead of after spitting him? He knows the other two will back off until HHH is at a clear disadvantage. Seriously, they need to push Orton's knowledge of the group.

They all have little descriptions... Christy the psychotic redhead with a hungry BUTT Tracie with the ugly afro Joy with...is she the one with big jugs? Carmella the tin-woman Maria the "forhead of doom" The other one Someone missed the point of what I said.

How in the world could anyone look at tonight's show like a normal show. It was clearly superlative, and in the good way. I love when WWE has decided to go through on something stupid, because you know the climax to whatever the dumb thing is will be worth it. Any time you hear someone say "Eric Bischoff reads the Bible," "Trish looks hot," "Kane looks pimp," "wall of fire," "suffle," and "wedding" all to describe the same segment, it's good. I can say without exaggeration that I'd be proud to later say I attended this Raw if I had. Oh, and "that dumb Afro bitch" is gone. Lovely powers of description you folks have. God I loved this Raw. I'll take what I saw tonight over 10 hours of ROH any day.

Statement: You have a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year. REAL Statement: The Rock will hold a WWE title once more before he retires.

Yes, I trust WWE to run perfectly legit polls and such to determine what happens on their show.

This is what happens when I don't come here for a couple of days. I swear, I can't leave you kids unsupervised for a single day.

Unless it's someone I REALLY REALLY don't want to talk to (or told someone to call me to hear my new voicemail greeting when I made cool ones), I'll always answer my phone. And if I missed a call by being in another part of the house or was in a loud atmosphere, I'll call the person back as soon as I see I missed them. I'm someone who never turns my phone off either. It's always at least on vibrate.

That you bash every week. I've been into it.

I never wanted Carmella to win once. I saw right off the rip that she wasn't the most attractive anyway. I didn't even make a favorite pick until Maria showed up in that green fishnet top.