Art Sandusky

Cool, my ass. It sounds like a stunt some bush-league people would try, or a lame sitcom episode. Have some professionalism.

I'm really going to miss all of this. Bring on Bejing!

Something that more people on this board will care about than people in the arena.

He was 26 in 1993, so I guess he was 33 in 2000. I want to see a dance-off between the women. Joy and Victoria would be the team captains. Joy has the trunk junk advantage, but Victoria's got the experience. Dammit, now I'm really jonesing for them to actually do this. Goddamn imagination.

So now it's a cockblocking situation? Throw pennies at them from the roof of your house. That goes for anyone who cockblocks you, regardless of handicap.

After the goalie ran right into one of the Iraqi players too. Iraq ended up winning 2-0, good for them. We shoulda just sent the Pistons.

I don't know what's going on anymore.

I'd expect that kind of crap in the 19th century, but what kind of modern-day sports figures could do this?

"My prediction for this fight: PAIN."

About that Rumble 2003 finish and the wave o' hosses: Batista was being portrayed as a strong as fuck guy who could stand up to the rest of those guys on a pretty equal footing back then, but only now is trigger being pulled on push for Batista the wrestler as opposed to Batista the Evolution Big Guy. I understand he was injured in 2003, but I wanted to see his current push happening back in April/May.

They switched Unforgiven back to being a Raw PPV, after it was previously announced as a Smackdown show earlier. I forgot all about that. I guess the Cena/Booker series goes to No Mercy then. I'd have to go back and watch the match again (which doesn't really excite me in the first place) to figure out why I couldn't totally get into it. Another bit was knowing that Angle's neck was muffed up again and that he'd be losing. Same reason I couldn't get excited about the Wrestlemania XIX main event. Everyone and their mute parapalegic brother knew Lesnar was winning. When you know who's going over, 50% of the fun of the match is gone. Also, when I was initially watching the telecast and then the DVD later, it felt like a lot of stuff strung together that should make an engaging, good match that came off flat somehow. You know, now that I think about it, the only times I've ever been amped for and enjoyed a match with Angle involved were Armageddon 2000, No Way Out 2001, King of the Ring 2001, Vengeance 2002, No Mercy 2002, and Royal Rumble 2003. That sounds like a lot I enjoyed, but it really isn't. His personality is phenomenal and I could listen to him talk all day (as a heel of course), but rarely does his ringwork set my world on fire.

Thumbtack looks exactly as I'd expect. Eerie.

Laz is afraid of mine as well, but for different reasons. I also want to know who the Avril Lavigne gimmick's handler is, as I believe we'd get along famously.

Nothin' but net.

Dude, he's not even posted enough to change the thing under his name. Abridged Lesson For New Posters: +1! A lot! Edited for clarity. What clarity, I said the same fuckin' thing in the original post.

Going by similar trends, an anchor as universally reviled as Stuart Scott must be liked by MrZsasz. So you're in really good company there, you spoony bard. You do realize that TSM is by no stretch of the imagination a good way of gauging what the majority of even people in the 18-24 demographic enjoy, correct?

Even the most hardened smarks turn into marks around these big-time wrestlers, even ones they ride the most. Nothing wrong with it, I enjoy letting myself become a gawky kid when I go to these events.

The Booker/Cena match will simply be the first of the five, I believe. The final match would be at Unforgiven, I suppose. I'm looking forward to the whole card. Really. Angle/Guererro is one of my less-anticipated matches though. Something about their Wrestlemania XX match just didn't work with me. I couldn't get into it.

I'm still conflicted as to whether I want to go to Armageddon or not. If it were a Raw PPV, I'd be there for sure. Hopefully Raw is in Greenville or even here in Charleston and I can just go to that instead.

Isn't that a little soon to leave your newborn kid?

I predict MoleWhedonSemen.

This shit's too involved. I went into the first game of the first season of a franchise, and said I'd do the weekly preparations... what a mistake that was. By the time I was scheduling Wednesday, I was already getting pissed off and just wanted to play some goddamn football.

You know, I used to post like this. DFA can one day be like me.

I want Avril in this country, no idea what everyone else's problem is.

How do you explain the fact that i'm loved exponentially more than Deranged Hermit? (looks at his post count) Because... umm... Shit, I dunno.