Art Sandusky

And you have to be absolutely perfect to be the best out of six billion people. There's no room for a team that loses even one game.

And Tennessee is a wee high in both polls. Ah well, just gives us an extra cushion if we lose one or two or (probably) three.

I guess we forgot that the Olympics are for the absolute, very best of everything.

MASSIVE HINT

Dude, he's not even posted enough to change the thing under his name. Lesson For New Posters: Post a lot, no matter what crap it might be! Post count = respect!

Will you shit on her doorstep for me?

No, you've not been here long enough. Are you serious?

Have sex while the eye wall is passing overhead, and bask in the afterglow while things calm down in the eye. In Charleston, people are panicking as if it really is the end of the world, it's pathetic. I plan on going out to the beach and screaming "GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT, NATURE!" ... I shall bring a laptop with me so you can all see my final typed words.

Mocking wrestling losers is as easy as depressing a teenager, and I say that as a wrestling loser.

I appear to be the only Stuart Scott fan here.

It's not going to be enough to be worth a drive of more than a half hour. Like $20 or something.

Seriously, I was still a young teenager then, but I could tell when I watched the replays.

Clearly not.

Gasp.

Nooooooo problem.

Akira.

I have yet to actually call it any of those names.

No, it does not.

Oh, well. In that case...

Hey AoO: Patrick Spoon 1823 Cornish Avenue Charleston, SC 29412 Send me something.

WWE Fan Fiction.

Insanity. 2010.

The comment about ESPN being more like a real game was correct. I've had some very real games thus far against other people, with scores like 17-7 and such. Also, some teams are just plain better than others, which also makes it more realistic. No one should be able to pick up, say, the Cardinals, and run game on the Patriots for example.

I may be tooling around in one of these by the weekend, black on black.