Art Sandusky

Planned... attempted... tried... When I hear "bought," I'll give a damn.

Ignore that it's a serious situation regardless of where the money went and go into a bunch of masturbatory "we're so right, whee" "satirical" posts. Seconded on what Cerebus said, this needs to be looked into A.S.A.P., and by our own people if the UN won't do it.

I don't get it. What made the last one funny?

(checks inbox)

Will I be invited?

How do they do that.

Hey Rob: NO ONE HAS NOTICED YOUR SIG YET BECAUSE IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. Jesus, stop hounding us for some recognition already.

Pootie Tang was the shit. I loved it.

Way to stick it to 'em...? All he did was say Turkey should be a part of the EU. It's already part of NATO, why not? TAKE THAT, FRANCE! An opinion article is nothing.

Then I'd call it

I'd call it FB, for Frank Board.

Um... lush indeed?

Good luck. Humans find a way to make anything easier, including writing names of places.

No, we need more MikeSC... ... getting beat up by girls.

Delete the last two pages and put it into Classics.

I watched a few episodes with that Puck guy everyone remembers. Past that, I haven't sat through a single episode, I don't think. Call me deprived, and I'll call you a cocksucker. You poor, deprived person.

I find Kane to be a sympathetic character... (ducks all sorts of garbage thrown at him)

Can Choken One even read.

It was the first time that a guy had hit a girl, that's why it was big, not for how much it hurt (which it didn't, she was laughing at him).

He didn't even punch her, he slapped her about as hard as a three year old would.

I don't wear underwear either.

What losers.

have you read 'slapstick'? it's not very good. That was the one that I enjoyed least of his work, but to me that's like saying that one blowjob I got wasn't as good as the others.

Or "This may or may not be good or bad."

Are you nuts? There was a hell of a lot of criminal intrigue this season, what with Robin and Brad both getting arrested, and Robin even having to go to court for what she did, as opposed to Brad just spending a night in the drunk tank. They actually said that Charlie was there for only six weeks in the episode where they were interviewing new roommates.