Art Sandusky

Mark it down: On May 30th, 2004, MrRant made me laugh.

If he would just come out and concede that he's lived a double life, then I'd have no problems.

People are ignoring that Raw turned the quality corner and started beating out Smackdown as the better show during the height of the HHH/Goldberg program, before any of the big names came over.

Telling me what I am is not a confession of guilt, Mr. SC.

The trolling will end once Mike comes clean. Until then, the good citizenry of TSM will demand honesty from our most upstanding poster.

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When I was there in 2002 they were just starting to get into the real nitty-gritty of building it. Now I need to go back and see it.

It's odd how they can make a number like 90% up. I mean, say they're really close or something. Assigning an actual quantity makes it sound like you would know how to stop this 90% from being 100%.

I'm considering doing there what I did when I was fired after a week at Bi-Lo (they didn't train me at all, then fired me because I didn't know what I was doing). That was to construct a crude effigy wearing my work shirt in the parking lot and setting it on fire.

This topic sure did get hot once Mike's second name was revealed.

I accept that I have two screen names. But do you accept it as well?

Is deflection a phase?

I understand the first stage is denial, but you have to move past that eventually. Perhaps you should move on to anger.

Yes Mike, you and Mr. "Murmuring Beast" can hug me.

Mike, stop denying it. We still wub you.

The APA Barroom Brawl was great for comedy and pure entertainment, but I'm not sure I'd want to see it again or on a card that doesn't have good wrestling around it to keep me interested, like Vengeance 2003 did.

I say six months, maybe as a guy to be the token champ/challenger during the time that the Wrestlemania XXI main event is obvious, like Kurt Angle was when everyone and their brother knew that it was Rock/Austin at Wrestlemania XVII. Until then, as a Raw main event or something is perfectly fine.

I actually forgot that Banky has some odd beef with you. Neeeeeeevermind. (needs to bone up on his board beefs and feuds)

Maybe others just aren't saying anything. (gathers footage showing the THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of people Clinton has shaken hands with at various events) Or maybe it's just not that interesting. Oh, and saying others are jealous only reaffirms the masturbatory reasoning for the creation of this thread.

Hey, it's that guy that does cocks.

It would be funny if it weren't true. In it's current state though, it's tragic. C'mon Mike, we accept you!

Nah, it's Mike's second account. That's pretty pathetic, dude.

Well, I have yet to make a second account to consistently post on as a sort of alter-ego that people don't despise.

My first (and last time) as one of the closing servers was last Saturday night. I'd never done it before, and wasn't really prepared, as I'd taken someone else's closing shift for them. I was supposed to do my cash-out and declare my tips before doing any of the cleaning and shit so the general manager could do the day's books, but no one told me this. I ended up doing all the cleaning and vaccuming and stuff before the manager asked me if I wanted him to sign my cash-out sheet yet, and I told him I hadn't done it yet. He said "aw shit, now I have to stay here another hour to do all the books over again." I felt really really bad about it, because I obviously didn't mean to do that to the guy. He thought I'd closed before and knew what to do, but I told him that it was my first time doing so, and he seemed perfectly understanding and accepted my MANY apologies. He was off the next day I worked, but on Tuesday he was there and said I was fired, citing a series of vague reasons like "we expect a certain level of performance here" then turning around and telling me I had 30 days to learn how to do everything (I'd only been on the job for two weeks). Unfortunately, SC is a hire-at-will state, so he could fire me for accidentally inconveniencing him and it be legal. In retrospect, the decision was probably made that Saturday night, because the next day I had a LOAD of problems with the kitchen, where they were taking forever to make the food for my tables (none of the other servers experienced the problem of it taking 40 minutes for a SALAD). When I told the manager who was there that day (not the guy that fired me) that the kitchen was being incredibly slow with my food specifically, the cooks all lied to her and said that I simply wasn't checking back to see if my food was up or not. So to prove that I was actually coming back quite often, I stood in the kitchen and waited for one of my orders from the moment the kitchen got it, and it STILL took them 35 minutes for, you guessed it, a pair of salads, not even salads that needed anything special like meat or something either, just leaves and dressing. So my final day there was pretty much them trying to get me to quit, I think. I almost did, but the car I was getting kept me working through all of the yelling customers and management were doing.

Har har. One car gets totalled and suddenly it's everything I touch. Who do you think I am, HBK16 or something?