Fuck the Ewok song. The Special Edition ending of Return of the Jedi makes me tear up every time, something those little annoying teddybear fuckers couldn't.
... shaddup, I get emotional sometimes.
Quiet, you. Quit hijacking my thread with your lesbian lap-dance fantasies.
No. I want a lap dance, dammit.
(looks at Dama and becomes frightened)
FROM A FEMALE.