Art Sandusky

Agent of Oblivion gently nibbles on testicles.

The clip doesn't work for me. I'm upset by this. Once again, all of the spoofs in this thread are why I'll gladly vote for him. I want a president that'll rock instead of being effective (and thus boring) for a few years.

I thought we were going to kill Johnson and bury his body in two months?

I guess my computer is stubborn, all I see is a red dot in a white box in the upper left corner of the frame (I'm on Netscape).

Hey rawmvp, write this down: 1-843-819-7190. Tell this Yelena to give me a call. Girls that just shove their hands down guys' pants are all right with me. Heck, you can call me too and keep me up to date every hour of these scintillating happenings. Oh yeah, don't worry about the KGB, just take a rolled-up newspaper to them. That'll larn 'em. But yeah, have this Yelena call me. I always wanted a Ukranian girl.

I would join, but the animated .gif appears to be rather inanimate. Also, Hoff still can't see me, so it's hard to join.

I was banned once, so I just went home and got a plastic cup, filled it halfway with a mixed drink and came back to the board. I stood around outside the board and talked on my cell phone until the bouncer (a dude named Tom, or Zack, or Sass) told me to take my drink back inside. So that's how I got back. Perhaps Jon did the same thing.

I guess people do watch those Real World/Road Rules things.

What isn't gPc2?

Banky's a good egg. Quite a nice and amicable guy on AIM.

We need a madman as our president. Thus, I will continue to root for Dean. I'm tired of predictable politicians.

Scooter Girl and the Dean Martin dude are my picks.

I was watching C-SPAN2 just to see the riveting "Old Woman Trying To Make a Phone Call" segment around 8:45. As intense as political debate can be, sweet holy FUCK was that shit boring to watch on C-SPAN and C-SPAN2.

That certainly clears it up.

I certainly don't see the irony. (stares and waits for it to turn 3-D)

The guy didn't know that McNabb was grabbed by his shoe and figured he just tripped. Hell, only replays showed that someone had already gotten to him instead of him falling back.

The thought of Mike living in the same state as me is very troubling.

Fuck that, she's mine. (hoards her from 900 miles away)

The Patriots are EXTREMELY good yes, but the Panthers just have such a solid game, plus I love their style of play. It's right out of the 1950s or something, beat the hell out of the other team and pound the ball out on the ground. Oh yeah, good-fucking-bye Philadelphia, you knew you got lucky last week.

Oh, I almost forgot: Carolina wins by 7 or less, but they do win. Bellichek might be a coaching genius, but I think that John Fox, given two weeks to prepare for a team, will have an awesome gameplan. And I AM rooting for them, not just saying they'll win. (can't wait to talk shit to the Boston girl)

I'd prefer Broncos/Packers from 1997. That was actually good all they way through. Word. Broncos/Packers was a showcase all the way through, plus you had the in-game storyline of TO's migraines. Rams/Titans was boring for the first three quarters, especially the first half. I don't care too much for Patriots/Rams, because the field goal to win the game doesn't strike me as that suspenseful or great, even though the guy had all the pressure in the world on him. The field goal finish is just "blah" to me.

(starts a beat) (outshines Malibu's rap quickly) (gets beatbox groupies)

What can I say, I'm BIZAAAAAAAAAAAARE.

That's when we do the "enemies who team up out of respect" thing and you bust out some crazy rhymes whilst I supply the beat.

Trust me, my sanity was shot long ago.