Art Sandusky

(is offended by this statement)

He goes to parties and dances with a baton. What do you call it? I call it being social and not taking myself so goddamn seriously. What the hell kind of person doesn't take themself seriously? People like myself, who certainly seem to be much more content and secure without having to bitch about one thing or another every five seconds, or point out their own perceived faults in others. Go have a drink and forget about this entire mythical concept of people who don't treat their lives as if they've got some kind of global gravity about them and can easily forgive or ignore the terrible transgressions that go down backstage on a program that I watch as a distraction and entertainment, not a struggle of one Pittsburgh man versus a massive corporate conspiracy to destroy him, despite that very corporation paying him quite well and giving him a fairly high profile position on every program. That is, if you're old enough to drink. Who knows, you're either a very bitchy teenager or an adult who needs a friggin' life. We can't really tell and don't have any clues to help us. In case of "But that's the thing, it isn't entertaining" response: If it wasn't enjoyable for at least a few people, then we'd see many, MANY fewer people in the crowd on television. In case of a repeat of the "What kind of person doesn't take themselves seriously" post: Read what I just said again. In case of "Go twirl some batons" retort: Didn't see that one coming. In case of a profanity-laced tirade: No, you're the one who eats poop. You know, that's really four possible things you could say, as opposed to only one that I thought you were capable of. I'm proud of you.

New Me, we thought you were The Brain, not Prince Paul. And SmarkZone was Alina, who also claimed to be TestKick. Of course, considering how fucking crazy that bitch was, who knows.

Yeah, just ignore that Clausen was injured almost all season, as were 19 other players on the roster...

Damn straight you do. ... but what about sexy me?

I was tempted to say "Your Mom" but, I will resist temptation. It'd also be really really mean, given the person.

(composes a Wagner-ian opera depicting the meteoric rise and freefall of Eagan's "messageboard reputation" entitled Eaganfried)

Man, you people need to lay off Dames. The man's doing just fine.

He goes to parties and dances with a baton. What do you call it? I call it being social and not taking myself so goddamn seriously. If you can ever progress past the "I have one thing which I find flawed for whatever reason and will continue to repeat it no matter what people say" school of arguments, I wouldn't see a problem with losing to you. As is, you're just the same as Johnson almost, except you've managed to gain a following by supporting a smark darling. (waits for the "at least I don't twirl batons" retort) My votes: Ripper Incandenza Kotzenjunge The New Me Corey Lazarus DangerousA Youth N Asia Zack Malibu

Were you under the impression that people being let back in was a regular thing?

I still think this plan is genius.

Hey, don't pull me into this. I don't know shit about radar detectors. Oh, and the supposed air enforcement of speed limits around here is laughable. The area where they're supposed to be watching you is a mile-long four lane straightaway. I've never seen a single aircraft of any kind around there, EVER. And I go through this area at least once a week.

We should just have people not stalk him, but walk past him like they don't notice him, then yell "AGH! MY LEG!" and drop like a sack of bricks. After everyone he passes by does this, he'll crack after a couple of days. For added effect, have each of the people say "I was just walking..." and have them say it full of remorse and regret.

It's weird, the first page made it look like a landslide for me, then all the Choken supporters appeared. Fuckers.

Eagan strikes me as the kind of guy who would strut around town and pick fights with massive bikers because he just proved someone wrong on the conjugation of a Klingon verb or something. He wasn't a Trekkie or anything I don't think, but you know what I mean.

But we all always wanted to hear what Eagan had to contribute to threads! He said so himself! Anyone who would actually put some kind of value into their "messageboard reputation" like he did, acting like his post count meant something and shit like that needs to be banned just for being annoying as fuck and asking new people "why the fuck are you talking, newb?" You know, shit like that.

I haven't been here as much since I started college (SOCIAL LIVES RULE~), but I still look forward to my visits.

Wellsir, I've got a guy from the CorvetteActionCenter.com board E-mailing me some Corvette fonts, so if he follows through, I'll send it your way.

~!

Boners.com is where it's at now.

And again...

::Listens to "Love Child" by Sweet Sensation:: (DIES laughing)

Nevermortal (he knows Nunzio) Kotz (come now, you know I rule) The Dames Zack Malibu (no vote on which of my love children is better) Kinetic (DA MAN~!) CobainWasMurdered (RRR is just too darned negative) evenflow (Ed owns) Incandenza (DA OTHER MAN~) IDrinkRatsMilk (hasn't been around, but Banky beat me last time) Ripper (cooler name) DangerousA (I hold grudges, Spaceman "Butter Face" Spiff.) Corey Lazarus (I will one day feel the LAZARUSH~) LaParkaYourCar (I don't go into the Fantasy folder or wherever the heck WrestlingDeacon made his name) R2DFooster McSockman (FOOSTER WILL RAWK DIS BITCH~) Jhawk (no real reason) chave The New Me (Larry David v. Spirited Away sigs = DRAW~) Agent of Oblivion (my lover)

Holy crap, I somehow managed to miss all of this. (vows to pay attention from here on)

I've figured out what the Packers' problem is. They're simply playing not to lose. PLAY TO WIN, DAMMIT.