I've seen the light! I mean OMG why does everyone have to generalise his or her opinions to fit in with broad stereotypes and commit himself (or herself - or itself, or hirself, or shiself for people who aren't sure, but they're still people too!) to one party or another? Because God (or Krishna, or Satan, or Allah, or Buddha, or Mother Gaia, or nothing at all or anything you like) knows if you tick off "Republican" you have to start attending biweekly planning meetings to turn the republic into a theocracy, and if you tick off "Democrat" you have to start skewering unborn babies through the head with knitting needles and you might not want to! OMG I've just had a fucking revelation! OMG this is so profound you guys. People shouldn't be forced into categories they don't want to be in! They should be allowed to remain outside the Big Two and vote for whoever they feel like because politicians exist in a vacuum and never advance their party's policies when they're in office! Wow! Here, take a drag off this, dude. LA LA LA LA LA I'M BLINDED BY THE LIGHT OF TRUTH