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Sheed? Consistent? Does not compute.

Until there's another billionaire that's actually a wrestling fan (as opposed to one who sees the "marketing potential") and wants to buy into the business, I wouldn't bet on it.

And goddamn if the Cavs ain't shit without LeBron.

I like how people completely no-sell Doc's legitimately successfuly coaching record with a snakebit Orlando team, and the fact that he coached a weak Celtics team to a winning record and the playoffs his first season there, and utterly hone in on the last two seasons, as if they're the only pre-Garnett coaching experience he's ever had. Not saying he should be coach of the yeat, but goddamn.

Everybody knows the one event they really need to bring back: Human Cannonball. If nothing else, they can get more mileage out of Hellga that way, because right now, she's only useful in three events. I also co-sign the "bring back Breakthrough and Conquer" sentiment.

Yeah, but... not only is Sacramento the only team with a winning record against the east, they and Seattle are the only two teams with losing records in the west that even have more of their total wins against the east than they do against the west. Memphis has more than half their wins against the West. Same with Minnesota, same with the Clippers. That doesn't make sense.

You know what amuses me about the league this year? At the start of the season, people were talking about how the east was "back," and now, heading to the All-Star break, those same people are saying that the east is as bad as it's ever been. Now, don't get me wrong, the east IS worse than the west, and if the season ended tonight, two teams below .500 will make the playoffs in the east, while two teams above .500 will not make the playoffs in the west. And yet: 1) Four of the five worst records in the league are in the western conference: Minnesota, (Miami), Seattle, LA Clippers, Memphis. 2) You would think that, since the east is worse than the west, then the shitty teams in the west would at least be able to get wins against the east... but they can't. In fact, of the five teams below .500, only one (Sacramento) has a winning record against the east. What's up with that?

I would prefer to see this at No Way Out, if it happens like that. I'm not a fan of triple threat matches under normal circumstances, and I definitely don't want to see a title change hands at Mania in a triple threat. If you want to do that, have Mickie win at NWO, pinning Melina or whomever the third broad is, and then you can set up Mickie vs Beth at Mania, with the built-in storyline of Mickie having never actually beaten Beth.

If Dallas can get Kidd without giving up Josh Howard, I think they immediately become the favorite in the west.

I thought having Landon at Gorilla was a nice touch... and it tickled me that he had Ramu on standby.

Now, if you'd like an extra hand at marking, I'm sure I can make time for that... I just can't write for this show.

Not sure that would have been a good idea, either: even if I had written, I wouldn't have booked myself to win; my concept for the 'Fuck involved having Bruner eliminate, like, 14 people, with Dace ultimately going over in the end.

Not sure why you thought I was in the mix... I pretty much said that the only way I'd be writing a second match was if Johnny showed up to help me write it... And you ought to know better than that by now...

Didn't McMahon run to the back and come back later a couple of years ago? I'm quite certain that there's been a rule since the inception of the Royal Rumble that you have to enter the ring at least once before the next guy gets out there, or else you're eliminated. In the example you cited with McMahon, he at least made it inside the ring... So I'm more surprised that they didn't say anything about Hornswaggle getting into the ring in the first place than I am that they didn't say anything about him leaving.

Fuck what the rest of y'all say: Cena, Beth Phoenix and Mickie James are the only reason I watch RAW right now. I'm quite pleased with the result.

Seattle using Ultimate Warrior's theme; that's outstanding.

Did Joe go into business for himself there? I can't imagine that that was the play.

1. Okay, perhaps doesn't deserve to go is a little strong, but he certainly doesn't deserve to start over the likes of Paul and Nash. 2. You'd be amazed by how easy it is to not like Gilbert Arenas. And alf, how did they let you down when you called the loss?

Dirk is the franchise player of the team, Howard is viewed as a supporting cast around Dirk. View be damned. Nowitzki is the second-best player on the Mavericks. As far as All-Star Reserves, to the best of my knowledge, coaches aren't required to select reserves by position, so: Eastern Conference: Caron Butler, Wizards Chris Bosh, Raptors Josh Smith, Hawks Gerald Wallace, Bobcats Hedo Turkoglu, Magic Antawn Jamison, Wizards Rasheed Wallace, Pistons Western Conference: Steve Nash, Suns Marcus Camby, Nuggets (arguably the only player on the Nuggets that actually deserves to go. Chris Paul, Hornets Brandon Roy, Trailblazers Josh Howard, Mavericks Baron Davis, Warriors Chris Kaman, Clippers

"Okay, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way... The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass." "What's the hard way?" "I use my foot." Come on... surely I'm not the only one still watching?

53. Boss Man Slam >>>>>>>>>>> whatever the hell Lashley's finisher du jour was.

Legal don't make her a woman. At least, not to me. But that may just be because I'm old; I can't consider any girl that's conceivably young enough to be my daughter to be a woman. Hell, she's only seven years older than my own son.

Once again, the Heat snatch defeat from the jaws of victory... Fifteen straight losses; this would be funny if it weren't so hilarious.

If Johnny were anywhere to be found, I'd probably be willing to do a co-write with him, but my match against Landon Dance Dance Dragon wasn't as easy for me to write as I figured it would have been beforehand, and I'm too drained after writing that to try and take on the 'Fuck by myself, too.

Emma Watson? Woman? Does not compute.