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Not to mention that releasing a 'Hits' CD and expecting people to shell out 15-25 bucks for it is fucking ridiculous when people can get all of GNR's albums for about 30 bucks. All logic points towards it being Chinese Democracy, however something tells me Axl has nothing to do with this and that it is just the record company putting out GNR related shit to go along with the new DVD's to generate some interest and suck in the remaining GNR fans. At this point, who knows? UYI

And BADLY. Could be out for 12 months if it is as bad as speculated. UYI

Just dawned on me that it says 'New GNR Album', therefore it could be a greatest hits compliation or something of that genre. I'm not holding my breath. If it actually IS the CD we're all waiting for, then shouldn't promotion of started for it already? EDIT: Beat me to making that conclusion, JAxl

Christ, I hope so. This could all blow up in my face if I totally mark out now and start singing the praises of Axl Rose. So I'll quietly sit in the GNR corner with my boys JAxl & Black Tiger for now. UYI

Oh...you're so-so funny. Have you ever met Yuna Firerose? You two would make a great couple. That's it, Banky, encourage them to lower the gene pool for the rest of the human species. UYI

Looks to me like he's up for what's going on. More ways than one, too. UYI - King of Dick Jokes

I've been watching the first series of the new Masters of the Universe cartoons as of late, mainly due to the fact that, as a kid, I was a HUGE He-Man (even She-Ra) fan. While personally I think the series is pretty decent, Prince Adam comes across WAY too 'teeny' and as though he is an incompetant little bitch until he becomes He-Man and somehow grows a gigantic set of nuts (his voice becomes considerably deeper) and becomes practically invincible (the way he should always be, IMO). One other quirk I have with the series is that the bad guys, namely Skeletor, hasn't REALLY done anything to justify him being such a huge threat. I mean, have him bring Man-At-Arms to near death and ravage his daughter, Teela, for fucks sake, whatever you need to do to establish him as the head badass. Otherwise, great series and the line of toys to follow it (or that it is based on, either way) look particularly appealing. Thoughts? Opinions? UYI

Of all screenshots...

Aye Jessy, I've done an 100% crowd reaction and 100% match quality contest and only scored an 99% overall. Adam said it's impossible. Dang UYI

Ever heard Stratos talk? Dead ringer for Sean Connery, in fact if that ISN'T Sean Connery then I'd be surprised. UYI

That was Evilseed, who convinced Orko he was Mossman. The actual Mossman character was pretty awesome, however possibly a little TOO awesome. Much like the guy (I wish I could remember his name) who aided He-Man & Man-At-Arms in the Kobra episode, where Kobra tricks Skeletor (very easily, mind you) into thinking he is going to resurrect the race of Snake Men to do Skeletor's bidding. Anyways, the guy who helped them out walked into Skeletors castle and single handedly kicked the living shit out of everything inside, including Skeletor, which not only made He-Man look as though he wasnt good enough to do the same, but made Skeletor to look like a total fucking bitch. The series also suffers from character overkill, the success of the original was based on the fact viewers could make relationships with the few characters presented in each episode, who were often just He-Man/Prince Adam, Man-At-Arms and either Teela or Orko. Now we have the whole fucking Eternian army in there at some times and it is just overcrowded. However, in the new series, I believe He-Man gets a make-over and launches an attack on the Snake Men, who've actually been made out to be seriously sinister. So hopefully something good will come of it. UYI

Since when did Lars Ulrich get the time to post on a wrestling forum?

*Gasp* He must of used you as inspiration! How's it feel? UYI

Don't be bringing no MrZsasz hate into this thread, brother. /Hogan

I am NOT impressed with the way HHH looks in this game. Usually they nail his character model, but that face barely resembles Trips and he looks a little off. Ick. I'll stick with Mark. UYI

With Taker, I trust? Of course, Mr.Bond. UYI EDIT - Double your fun, double your Taker. Vince vs Under-Biker & Old School Taker. Rat - ings.

Can someone please explain to me why Hogan would do this for money? The man is a multi-millionare, owns his own fucking JET PLANES and all, and yet he is STILL a greedy old man buying into this nostalgia act time after time. I loved Hogan back in the day as much as the next guy, but if anyone doesn't need money, it's HULK HOGAN. That's like Bill Gates winning the lottery, it's just fucking pointless. UYI

I found it to be better than Hogan/Rock, however it all depends on whether or not you're a fan of either individual involved or the storyline surrounding the match. Much like Hogan/Rock, the heat for this match was off the page and was really the defining element of the match. Hogan seriously busted ass though. It should be noted that Hogan busting ass is identical to, say, anyone else just half assing it, but what can you expect from a 50 year old man and a broken down, 40 year old Chono? Good for what it was, a big one-off dream match. UYI

who is the tall guy in the back behind hogan wrestler Big Titan (better known as the fake Razor Ramon) he mostly wrestles in Japan He doesn't wrestle anymore, actually. He suffered a career-ending injury a few years back and had to call it quits. UYI

Crazy that this thing is going to be unleashed so soon. Seems like we've been talking and speculating about it for months but it's still ages from the release date. Ah, guess that's the GNR fan in me. I kill McMahon in one week. UYI - Unlimited patience

From Strong Style Spirit UYI EDIT: Question - The Axe Bomber is an elbow to the face, is it not?

Poor, poor Bret. His marriage is finished. His brothers are dead. Now his father, his hero, is gone. How he continues in life, I'll never understand. Thank you, Stu, you're a true legend. UYI

Have you read the rules, Mr. lowercase monotone? All we here at the SmartMarks.com ask is that you be literate and nothing else. I mean, you don't even have to be smart, just look at Eagan. Capitalisation is a tough area of the english language to master, but keep at it and I'm sure you'll manage. UYI EDIT: Directed at renegade v.1

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I DEMAND a Bossman DVD. 7 discs, no less. UYI