Ed Wood Caulfield

::A trumpet blares. The planet Earth is shown. The camera zooms in on the United States. The camera zooms in on a CGI city. The camera does a bird’s-eye view of the CGI city before zooming in on a domed stadium. The camera zooms into the inside of the domed stadium. “Fight” plays as spotlights circle the stadium. A close-up is shown of the CGI ring. Finally, there is a shot at the top of the CGI dome. Fireworks explode from the ring, and spotlights shine on the OaOasT AngleMania III logo. The OaOasT AngleMania III logo stands in the center of the ring as spotlights shine on it. A small ticker is placed underneath the logo. All together it saids “OAOAST ANGLEMANIA III: WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO 48 DAYS AWAY.” Fireworks explode again as “Fight” stops playing.:: ::Cut back to the arena.:: Vitamin X: OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To is 48 days away! The biggest OaOasT event of the year and what is without a doubt, the biggest pay-per-view of all time! And hey, what would a pay-per-view be without Puerto Rican Lightning? He will DEFITNELY be at AngleMania III! Isn't that right, C-Dawgg? Cuban Wall: That is right. AND DON'T CALL ME C-DAWGG!!! Thomas Rodriguez: Puerto Rican Lightning will be at AngleMania III, and he himself will make AngleMania III the greatest pay-per-view of all time! Vitamin X: OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To. Sunday, March 29, 2004 live only on pay-per-view! Come take part in the greatest pay-per-view of all time thanks to Puerto Rican Lightning! OaOasT North American Championship Match The Shuffle vs. Stephen Joseph Special Guest Referee: Dan Black: *DING DING DING* Gary Michael Cappatetta: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the OaOasT North American Championship! Introducing first, the special referee, already in the ring, the IntenseZone General Manager-DANNNN BLACKKKKKKKKK!!!! ::In the ring, Dan, wearing a referees shirt and black trunks, raises a hand to the crowd, drawing a chorus of boos in response.:: Vitamin X: YEA BLACK! COME ON BLACK! YEAH BABY! BOO-YAH!!! ::"Aww Naww" by Nappy Roots hits up, and the crowd rises to their feet!:: Vitamin X: AW CRAP! Thomas Rodriguez: Ugh. Here comes Stephen Joseph! Cuban Wall: I should go down there and kick his ass! GMC Coming down the aisle, the challenger, weighing 230lbs.-STEPHEN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEPHHHHHHHH!!!! ::The fans roar SJ down to the ring, as the OaOasT veteran slaps a few hands, steps into the squared circle and stares down Dan Black.:: Vitamin X: Stephen Joseph did not have to force PRL to defend the North American Title at Bloody, Battered, and Beaten. He did not have to force him to have a match against The Mad Cappa. Joseph is just bitter because The Lightning Crew kicked his ass months ago! Cuban Wall: We should have crippled him! He is abusing his power making PRL suffer! Son-Of-A-Bitch! Thomas Rodriguez: I wish I was the referee for this match, I would take care of Stephen Joseph! Vitamin X (quietly): You wish you could. Gary Michael Cappatetta: And his opponent... ::BLIND FLASH OF PYRO~! hits as the North American Champion's music, "The Horror" by RJD2 plays.:: GMC Coming down the aisle. He is the reigning and defending One And Only Anglesault Thread North American champion, from LYNNWOOD, WASHINGTON, U.S.A.-THEEEEEEEEEEE SHUFFLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ::The crowd is behind Shuffle too, giving him a big pop.:: Vitamin X: Oh good. Here comes someone else I don't like! Cuban Wall: He is the wrestler named after a game that old folks play! THE SHUFFLE! The man who STOLED the North American Championship from Puerto Rican Lightning!!! Thomas Rodriguez: The Shuffle pulled off the upset of the decade by actually BEATING PRL! And don't think that Lightning has forgotten the lost. He just has bigger fish to fry. Mainly the OaOasT World Heavyweight Championship! Vitamin X: Exactly, T-Bone. PRL may no longer be the North American Champion, but that hasn't stopped him. He won't let that end his career. He is still going strong. He is not giving up easily. He will move on and continue progressing in his career. He will soon be the OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion. Mark my words. ::Shuffle dances down to the ring, title belt strapped around his waist. As he enters however, Dan Black immediately snatches the belt away from him and throws it out of the ring to the floor. Shuffle glares at Dan for disrespecting his title, but Black merely signals for the start of the match.:: *DING DING DING* Shuffle and SJ exchange a quick handshake, and start to circle each other. Vitamin X: There is a conspiracy against PRL in the OaOasT and it is led by Stephen Joseph! Cuban Wall: The OaOasT doesn't want him to suceed! Vitamin X: Fight the power! P.R.L.! Fight the machine! A lockup, and SJ twists Shuffle into an armbar. The champ tries to counter, but before he can do so, Dan Black is in SJ's face, telling him to break the hold. Stephen shrugs and breaks, as Dan points to the Shuffle's hair. Vitamin X: Good job by Dan Black! Enforcing the rules of this contest! Way to go! Shuffle and SJ lock up again, with Shuffle this time overpowering SJ into a headlock, but Dan again calls for the break, this time telling Shuffle that his bootlace is untied and thus the hold is illegal! Thomas Rodriguez: Hmmm. I don't remember that rule being in the OaOasT rulebook. But regardless, a rule's a rule, and therefore it must be followed. So kudos to Black. Way to go! The crowd BOOS Dan as he makes Shuffle tie his lace. At last we get back into it with a third lock up. SJ gets a wristlock, which Shuffle counters to a standing arm bar. SJ moves over and gets his foot onto the bottom rope to break, but Black just ignores it. After a few seconds Shuffle breaks of his own accord, and both men glare at Black, who gestures them back to the match. Cuban Wall: Hey, Black's the ref and you guys just have to deal with it. There's nothing you can do about that! Vitamin X: That's right C-Dawgg. Stephen Joseph must follow the rules if he doesn't want to get disqualified and lose a chance to become North American Champion again. A lock up again, but Shuffle comes up with a stiff chop to the chest of SJ. Another chop and a whip to the ropes, but SJ ducks Shuffle's lariat and takes him down with a crucifix pin! ONE! Shuffle wriggles and kicks out. Vitamin X: Some may call that count slow. Was that a slow count, Thomas? Thomas Rodriguez: No, it wasn't. It was regulary paced. Dan Black is showing no biased in this match tonight. Both men are up and go to attack Dan, but he slides out of the ring. SJ and Shuffle control themselves and go back to the match as Dan grins and sneaks back in. Vitamin X: Now this is not right. Attacking the referee. Don't Joseph and Shuffle have any morals? Any souls? This is not right! Leave him alone. This is not right at all. Cuban Wall: Shuffle and Stephen Joseph should leave Black alone! Thomas: They could get thereselves disqualified for this act of unsportsmenlike conduct! SJ blocks a chop from Shuffle and nails him with a pair of forearm shots. Joseph whips Shuffle into the corner, and Stephen follows in with a high knee. SJ hooks Shuffle with a front face lock and plants him with a snap suplex. Vitamin X: Oh my! What a move! Stephen pulls Shuffle up and signals for the Fallen Angel-but Dan Black pushes him away from Shuffle, shaking his head. Stephen shoves Dan Black down to the mat. Black scrambles up and threatens Stephen with a DQ. SJ's response is a boot to the gut-and hits Dan with his own stunner, the Blackout! A huge pop from the crowd. Vitamin X: NO! NO! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! WHAT IS THIS? STEPHEN JOSEPH HAS JUST ATTACKED THE REFEREE FOR THIS MATCH! THIS IS UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT! THIS IS UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT! Cuban Wall: The nerve of Stephen Joseph. Beating on the referee. Black was not prepared for this. He is not in his wrestling tights! He is the referee! This is not fair! Thomas Rodriguez: Stephen Joseph just violated the rules! He should be punish for this! He is part of OaOasT corporate, he should set a better example! Shuffle is up, and Stephen throws a groggy Dan into his clutches. Shuffle is about to go for the Shuffle Bomb, when Black nails him with a low blow. Stephen heads for Dan, but Black cracks him with a punch that floors Joseph. Dan Black reveals the STEEL knucks that hospitalised SpiderPoet last month. Vitamin X: HA! HA! HA! DAN BLACK RETURNING THE FAVOR TO STEPHEN JOSEPH! HA! HA! NICE JOB DANNY BOY! Cuban Wall: This is exactly what Black should be doing to these two! Kick their asses! Dan picks Shuffle up and NAILS him with the knucks also. With SJ down and bleeding from the mouth, Dan grins and makes a signal. Out from the back, a group of roadies pull a huge, industrial freezer. Thomas Rodriguez: I take it this match has just ended in a no contest. Cuban Wall: Good. These two don't deserve to win. Vitamin X: But fellas, if you look at ringside. There is now a freezer being pulled to the ring apron. Cuban Wall: This is rather approaite. The "Ice Heart" is burying these two jabronies in ice! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! I made a funny! Vitamin X: I think it's quite obvious what Dan Black is going to do with that freezer. ::The freezer is placed at ringside and opened, as Dan grabs Stephen Joseph and starts to drag him towards it.:: Vitamin X: Now, I get it. Coming up at OaOasT Zero Hour: Night of the X, Dan Black and Stephen Joseph will compete in the first ever Artic Freezer match! To win the opponent must be locked in a freezer just like the one in the ring. And now Joseph is getting a preview of what will happen to him on February 23rd! Thomas Rodriguez: Dan Black is putting Stephen Joseph where he belongs, on ICE! Cuban Wall: This is great! ::Dan has Stephen on the ring apron, and is about to shove him off and into the freezer, to the boos of the crowd.:: Vitamin X: COME ON DAN! FREEZE HIS ASS! FREEZE IT!! ::Shuffle is up. Shuffle grabs Dan from behind, spins him around-KICK ASS BLASTAH! Dan is down and out.:: Vitamin X: NOW COME ON! DAMN SHUFFLE! He JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO GO AWAY! Cuban Wall: Dan Black will get his oppturnity! He will freeze Stephen Joseph in the fridge. At Zero Hour, Dan Black will get the final victory over Stephen Joseph! Stephen Joseph will freeze to death!!! ::Shuffle and SJ leave together, as Dan picks himself up shakily in the ring, flopping against the ropes will an evil grimace on his face. "Awww Nawww" by Nappy Roots starts playing.:: Cuban Wall: UGH! I hate this song. I hate rap. I hate Stephen Joseph! Vitamin X: It's okay. Because "Ice Heart" Dan Black will freeze Stephen Joseph in the Artic Freezer match coming up next Sunday at Zero Hour! HE WILL MAKE SURE STEPHEN JOSEPH NEVER FEELS THE SAME AGAIN! OaOasT Zero Hour: Night of the X. Next Sunday, February 23rd. IntenseZone General Manager "Ice Heart" Dan Black takes on OaOasT Corporate member Stephen Joseph in the first time ever Artic Freezer Match. Who will freeze whom? Dan Black that's who! ::The camera cuts back to the announcer's booth. "No Chance In Hell" by Lloyd & Boyd begins playing.:: Cuban Wall: Alright, I gotta go get ready for the match. Thomas Rodriguez: So do I. Vitamin X: Alright good luck, T-Bone! Good luck C-Dawgg! Cuban Wall: DON'T CALL ME C-DAWGG DAMNIT!!! Vitamin X: Whatever, man. ::Cuban Wall and Thomas Rodriguez put down their headsets and shake hands with Vitamin X. They leave the announcer's booth leaving X by himself. Wall and Rodriguez chat, with Wall ticked off.:: Vitamin X: Well, fans, coming up next, is without a doubt, the biggest match in Puerto Rican wrestling history! The 8 Man Tag Team Match. Team OaOasT vs. Team Lightning Crew. It's gonna happen baby, and it's gonna happen next! BOO-YAH!!! Cuban Wall: AND STOP SAYING BOO-YAH!!! Vitamin X: Geez. ::FADE OUT:: ::COMMERCIALS for OaOasT Zero Hour: Night of the X, OaOasT action figures, OaOasT Deadly Game: Unlucky 7 on home video, the Zack Malibu: Zack Attack DVD, and Puerto Rican Lightning Lightning Crew t-shirt.::

ANGLESAULT MOMENT presented by "Honor Thy 'Sault" salt shakers available at OAOASTShopzone.com COURTESY: Beach Brawl July 14, 2002 OaOasT Home Entertainment AS rips the mic out of Cole's hands. Anglesault: SHUT THE FUCK UP, COLE! Now, I know many people think I don't like Treble Cleft. They think I am just MEAN to him. Well, i am here to prove them wrong. In fact, I like Cleft. So much so, that I have written a poem about him. I call it "Ode to Cleft" AS pulls out a piece of paper and starts reading. T is for all the little boys you touch R is for the young men you run around with E is for how excited Kiddie porn gets you. B is for the baby oil you use on unwilling participants. L is for your habit of licking genitals E is for what an enormous pedophile you are. C is for how men make you cu... DAMNIT COLE, stop drooling! L is for the lovin' you give to minors. E is for all the erotic positions you take. F is for how "friendly" you are with four year olds. And Finally... T is for the HUGE ASS KICKING I AM GIVING YOU TONIGHT! AS throws the mic down and walks away. VOICE-OVER This has been an AngleSault moment, paid for by Dan Black & Associates. The HOTTEST FREE AGENT on the market returns to television NEXT WEEK to receive the first ever OaOasT Lifetime Acheviement Award...and Dan Black hopes to get 'Sault to sign an exclusive contract with IZ. ::The IntenseZone logo flashes by on the screen. The camera pans to a section of fans wearing white Lightning Crew t-shirts. They mug for the camera, but then the camera cuts to the announcer's booth with Vitamin X, Thomas Rodriguez, and Cuban Wall, who are all shocked.:: Vitamin X: Well I'll be. I can't believe it. Anglesault. THE ANGLESAULT. The man who CREATED the OaOasT. The man who is the reason this company even exists, is coming back to IntenseZone next week! Cuban Wall: HA! HA! I remember that promo! I was on the floor rolling around laughing after hearing that one! That was indeed a classic Anglesault moment! Thomas Rodriguez: Anglesault hasn't been seen since License To Pin in July. He hasn't been seen on IntenseZone since April 7th of last year. This whole brand extenstion started because of him. He was bittered and pissed off after losing the OaOasT World Heavyweight Championship to Zack Malibu at AngleMania II, and wanted to shut down the OaOasT. However, former IZ General Manager Damien "The Dames" Gonzalez prevented that from happening, and the Brand Extenstion resulted from that! Vitamin X: Anglesault was apart of HeldDown, and the last we saw of him, the fans were actually starting to cheer the guy! But he just disappeared off the face of the earth, and because of that he was let from his HeldDown contract and is now a free agent! Now, can you imagine how big of a deal it would be if Dan Black can sign Anglesault to IntenseZone? That would be a HUGE blow to HeldDown! Cuban Wall: I would LOVE it if Anglesault joined IntenseZone. 'Sault is one of the people in the OaOasT I respect besides the Lightning Crew. Vitamin X: He founded this organazation. He is the boss, and you don't wanna cross the boss! Will he decide to join IZ and give this show a little boost? You gotta tune in next week to find out! "Ice Heart" will be giving The 'Sault a Lifetime Achievement Award and try to sign him to IZ. Will the A-to-the-N-to-the-G-to-the-L-to-the-E-to-the-S-to-the-A-to-the-U-to-the-L-to-the-T sign with the I-to-the-Z? Thomas Rodriguez: Well, I hope so! Vitamin X: Anglesault rules! He is the best wrestler in the OaOasT...next to Puerto Rican Lightning! Cuban Wall: That is true. Anglesault is witty, smart, and talented. He is a great man. Not AS great as Puerto Rican Lightning, but just as much. Thomas Rodriguez: Yes. Anglesault is not AS good as Puerto Rican Lightning, but just as good. Vitamin X: That is true. Only PRL is the greatest. Anyway, folks coming up next is the OaOasT North American Championship Match! The Shuffle will take on Stephen Joseph with Dan Black as the special guest referee! As JR might say, this will be a slobberknocker folks! We'll be right back right after this! ::COMMERCIALS::

::The camera cuts to a crowd shot. The crowd has quieted down, with several fans holding their signs up. The camera does another wide pan of Roberto Clemente Coliseum as we return to Vitamin X, Thomas Rodriguez, and Cuban Wall in the announcer's booth.:: Vitamin X: Wow. That was certainly interesting. Cuban Wall: A really crpytic promo from Stephen Joseph. Thomas Rodriguez: But what does it all mean? Vitamin X: I have no idea, T-Bone. Whatever it means, it certainly means trouble for Dan Black, and quite possibly for the HeldDown brand. Cuban Wall: Is IZ going to invade HD? Thomas Rodriguez: Maybe. I couldn't depicher what Joseph was saying. Vitamin X: Ol' X-Factor right here was suprised by the promo. Maybe the motive will be revealed in the upcoming weeks as we head closer and closer to AngleMania III Sunday March 28th live on pay-per-view! But we still got stuff planned for tonight. The NA Title Match is coming up shortly and don't forget the main event. An 8-Man Tag Team Match. Team OaOasT vs. Team Lightning Crew. It will surely be an event that you don't want to miss! ::The camera does a pan of the crowd. Alot of fans mug for the camera, screaming "#1! PRL IS NUMBER 1! VIVA LA RAZA! P.R.! NUMBER ONE!" Fans wearing Lightning Crew t-shirts are shown the most.:: Vitamin X: This is truly a great night. We are here live in San Juan, Puerto Rico, P.R.'s hometown. 10,050 people are in this stadium rooting the Lightning Crew on. This is a celebration of all thing's PRL! Millions of people are watching this event at home. BAWD GAWD THIS IS GREAT! Look at the people! 10,050 fellow Puerto Ricans are jam packed into this stadium. ::The camera continues circling the crowd. A few fans are shown showing off their white Lightning Crew t-shirts and doing gang signs for the camera. Several hot latina women mug for the camera. They are all smiles.:: Vitamin X: Oh my! Good god, the women are hot here in Puerto Rico! I feel lucky tonight. But San Juan has been waiting all week for this night! ::The Battle of San Juan and IntenseZone logos flash by on the screen. "100%" by Big Pun begins to play. The camera cuts to sunny San Juan. Banners and signs proclaiming PRL's appearance are plastered throughout the city. Several fans are shown motorcycling down the streets holding up Lightning Crew flags. One sign reads "WELCOME HOME P.R.!" that is hung in Olde San Juan.:: Vitamin X: Ever since PRL announced the event a month ago, the fans have been jacked up. Signs and banners have been hung throughout Puerto Rico all this week and Puerto Ricans all over have waited for Lightning's appearance. Thomas Rodriguez: This is something that is a once in a lifetime thing. Everyone wants to be apart of this event. Everyone. Cuban Wall: I am not suprised that these people are crazy for PRL. COME ON! It's Puerto Rican Lightning! Vitamin X: The crowd waited and waited, and it finally came. We arrived in San Juan on Friday night to a king's welcome. ::The camera cuts to a McDonald's in San Juan. A graphic reads "THIS PAST SATURDAY". A poster proclaims that PRL will be signing autographs in the McDonald's from 12-2 p.m. The line is a mile long, with several fans mugging for the camera. Puerto Rican Lightning, Colombian Heat, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are inside the McDonald's signing autographs and taking pictures. PRL hugs small children while Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez kisses several teenage boys. Colombian Heat does several poses with the fans. PRL shakes hands with several people, including one girl who cries when she shakes his right hand.:: Vitamin X: This past Saturday, Puerto Rican Lightning, Colombian Heat, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez appeared at a local McDonald's in San Juan. The line stretched a mile long, but P.R. didn't care. He does it for the fans, and took the time out to sign autographs for everybody. It was suppose to last from 12-2, but due to the large line, PRL stood till 4! What a great guy PRL is! Nice enough to sign autographs for everyone in San Juan! What a really awesome guy he is! Cuban Wall: Indeed. PRL is super, super nice. It was truly a great weekend for the Lightning Crew. ::Cuts to PRL wrestling in the ring while cameras shoot his every move. PRL hangs out with the Lightning Crew.:: Vitamin X: PRL was greeted by the Puerto Rico media everywhere he went. It was incredible. Cuban Wall: PRL coming to San Juan is like the Beatles arriving in America, or the Hart Foundation returning to Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It is something that sends the people into a frenzy. Thomas Rodriguez: It was truly a great weekend. Vitamin X: And so, it ends tonight with Puerto Rican Lightning and the Lightning Crew in the main event taking on The Mad Cappa, K-NESS, "Reject" Aaron Justin, and Teddy Weddy. The crowd will be jacked up for that. Isn't that right, T-Bone? C-Dawgg? Cuban Wall: I TOLD YOU TO NOT CALL ME THAT!

Take away our dignity. Take away our respect. Take away our drive. Take away our chances. Take away our rights. Take away our shots. Take away my shot. ::Blackness obscures into light, and then into Stephen Joseph, standing with an IZ shirt with logo.:: Get away with the theft. Never. Notice. Dan Black. History at Zero Hour. Dan Black. Champion No More. Dan Black. AngleMania Martyr. Dan Black. Just Another Notch. Dan Black. Just Another Obstacle. Then. OaOasT Championship. HeldDown. Hold it no longer HeldDown. HoarDer HeldDown. Just...another...show INtenseZone INvasive We will have our day. ::Out from the shadows steps "Shooter" Jay Darring~! and The Shuffle~!:: ::All three in unison.:: HeldDown No Longer! Stephen Joseph Dan Black, Dead Bastard See you in Hell.

Funkmaster Flex: All right, yo! Party people, everyone get your Asses off your seats! Give it up, for the man! The very reason all of you are out here tonight! Put your hands together, San Juan, Puerto Rico, for the Puerto Rican Champion. Puerto Rican Lightning!!!!! ::”Puerto Rico” continues being played when through the fog, enter Puerto Rican Lightning and the Lightning Crew. The crowd explodes with cheers as P.R. Lightning smiles and spins around. Decked out in a white Lightning Crew T-Shirt, black baggy jeans, and his wrestling boots, P.R. slaps hands with the fans down the aisle. The Lightning Crew follow him, but Colombian Heat, wearing a white top hat, a purple sweat suit, white sneakers, a clock around his neck, gold teeth, and a gold watch stops by the stage and shakes hands with Flava Flav. Heat cannot believe he is on the same stage as Flava Flav and has to be dragged off by PRL. The crowd continues cheering, chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” as PRL beams with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez by his side holding the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PRL enters the ring and soaks in the cheers of the crowd. PRL smiles and yells out “YA GOTTA LOVE ME!” PRL grabs a microphone and “Puerto Rico” stops playing.:: ::The camera does a wide pan of Roberto Clemente Coliseum. The crowd is cheering loudly and chanting “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” PRL does nothing but smile and chants along with the fans. The Lightning Crew stands in the ring looking at the crowd with delight. Several pro-PRL signs are shown including a sign held by a little girl saying “I LUV PRL”. Puerto Rican Lightning is surprised by the fan’s reaction, but then holds the mic to his lips.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Finally…Tha Puerto Rican…. HAS COME BACK TO PUERTO RICO!!! ::More cheering. More chants.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: It feels great! It feels great to be back in San Juan! It feels great to be back home! It feels great to be back in Puerto Rico in front of real wrestling fans who know who the best is!!! Colombian Heat: Come on, yo! Ya’ll better recognize who is in the ring, G! PRL: Thanks Heat. I feel proud to be here and I feel proud to be a Puerto Rican! ::Crowd cheers:: PRL: Now, you may have noticed that ever since I’ve joined the OaOasT, I have received nothing but boos, chants, and garbage. ::The crowd boos loudly. The Lightning Crew all frown.:: PRL: Everywhere I go in the United States and abroad, I get greeted with the same damn reaction. “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” I mean, do these fans realize whom they are booing? ::The crowd boos. Some chant “NO!!!”:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Now some people accuse me of being mean. Some accuse me of being vicious, psychotic, full of rage, heartless, gutless, a coward, and a downright evil son-of-a-bitch! ::BOOS~!:: PRL: But damnit! I am none of the above! I am who I am because that is the only way to go! But I am not evil! I am a nice guy! I really am! I am really sweet, compassionate, kind, generous, but only if you are to me! And you see, no one in the OaOasT, or none of the fans is EVER kind to me! ::PRL nearly cries. He puts his head on Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez’s shoulders. He continues on, breathing a heavy sigh.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Some people also say that I have a big head. That I am an egomaniac. That I am cocky, arrogant, and overconfident. Well, can you blame me for thinking highly of myself?! I am Puerto Rican Lightning! The longest reigning North American Champion in OaOasT history! The greatest Puerto Rican Champion of all time! The greatest wrestler to ever come out of Puerto Rico and the greatest wrestler who ever lived!!! I can’t help it if I think high of myself because that is the truth, Ruth! And when you look as good as I do, and when you accomplish as much as I have, you can’t help but have a lot of self-confidence. That’s not arrogance, that’s self-confidence! ::The crowd cheers! The Lightning Crew agree with everything PRL has said.:: PRL: As I stand here looking at the 10,000 Puerto Ricans that are in this stadium, I can’t help but smile. Because I know that not ALL OaOasT fans think I am evil. I smile because I know that each and every one of you thinks highly of me. I know that each and every one of you loves me and cherish me. I think about this sellout crowd, and the way you people have followed my every move since I arrived in San Juan, and I think, “This is my reason for living. This is why I wake up every morning. This is why I go out there and wrestle. This is why I put my body on the line every single night. This is why I do what I do! BECAUSE OF YOU! BECAUSE OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FANS! BECAUSE YOU CARE ABOUT ME! BECAUSE YOU LOVE PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!!!” ::The crowd cheers again. They chant “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!”:: PRL: Tonight you fans will see why I rule the school live in person! The main event. 8-Man Tag! Team Lightning Crew vs. Team OaOasT! Watch as I put the show on my life in this very ring for each and every one of you! I love each and every one of you and I am thankful that you are out here seeing me wrestle! THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ::The crowd cheers some more. PRL is about to leave the ring, but Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez pulls him back in. PRL is confused.:: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: Wait a minute. Wait a minute P.R. Wait just a second. Don’t go anywhere just yet. Do not leave. You see, people of Puerto Rico, we, the Lightning Crew, put together this little video tribute to you, Puerto Rican Lightning. We all chipped in and we are now going to present to you, a montage of your career highlights. We love you and this is our way of showing it. You are the leader of the Lightning Crew, and we are thankful for that. So direct your attention to the AngleTron, for our special video tribute to you, Puerto Rican Lightning. ::Puerto Rican Lightning looks at the AngleTron with a curious look on his face. The crowd cheers as the lights go down in the arena. The camera zooms in on the AngleTron. The Lightning Crew look on.:: ::Cue Puerto Rican Lightning tribute video:: ::”Clocks” by Coldplay begins playing. As the opening piano medley is heard, the camera pans to a collage of PRL pictures and magazines. The camera shows photos of PRL when he was a baby, progressing to when he wrestled in Mexico as the Lightning Kid. The camera then cuts to home movies of a teenage PRL; follow by more pictures of him in high school progressing until a promo shot of Puerto Rican Lightning is shown. As the camera zooms in on several pictures and the song begins, Puerto Rican Lightning’s voice is heard.:: Puerto Rican Lightning (narrating): It was never suppose to happen. I was not supposed to be a superstar. It didn’t happen to guys like me. Guys who were picked on in school. Guys who were bullied, who attempted suicide. Guys who were my size were never supposed to be main eventers. I was born as a nobody, and I thought I was going to die as a nobody. Never in my wildest dreams did I picture what would happen. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that I would be successful. That I would become a champion. That I would become Puerto Rican Lightning. *Lights go out, and I can’t be saved* ::Puerto Rican Lightning entering the ring in Mexico as the Lightning Kid.:: *Tides that I tried to swim against* ::Lightning Kid smiling and slapping hands with the fans. Lightning Kid raising championships.:: *You’ve put me down upon my knees* ::Lightning Kid falling down after a match. Puerto Rican Lightning kneeling in front of the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Championship belts and bowing in front of them.:: *Oh, I beg, I beg and plead (singing)* ::Lightning Kid unmasking after his match against Rey Mysterio Jr. Lightning Kid walking to the back sobbing.:: *Come out of things unsaid* ::Lightning Kid wrestling in the indies without the mask.:: *Shoot an apple off my head (and a)* ::Lightning Kid raising the IWA: Puerto Rico Championship belt after completing his heel turn.:: *Trouble that can’t be named, tigers waiting to be tamed (singing)* ::Lightning Kid flipping the crowd off. Puerto Rican Lightning posing in a broken down warehouse sneering at the camera.:: *Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee* ::Puerto Rican Lightning making his debut in the OaOasT. Puerto Rican Lightning fightning The Mad Cappa in his first match. Puerto Rican Lightning yelling at the camera.:: ::As the song hits the first instrumental break, the clips continue: Puerto Rican Lightning posing on the turnbuckle. PRL debuting the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PRL sneering at the camera. PRL standing in the broken down warehouse sneering. Puerto Rican Lightning giving The Mad Cappa the P.R. Nightmare at AngleMania II and pinning him. PRL posing with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PRL smiling evilly at the camera. PRL standing in a gym smiling. Close-up of PRL’s eyes.:: *Con-fusion never stops* ::PRL walking down the corridor to the ring smiling as a cameraman takes pictures of him.:: *Clos-ing walls and tick-ing clocks (gonna)* ::PRL bouncing off the ropes in the broken down warehouse:: *Come back and take you home* ::PRL doing the WrestleMania X Flashback Splash onto “Shooter” Jay Darring from the top of the ladder at Great Angle Bash.:: *I could not stop, that you now know (singing)* ::PRL staring at the camera in the broken down warehouse. PRL being electrocuted in the 3 Stages of Hell Match at License To Pin..:: *Come out upon my seas* ::Close-up of PRL’s face covered in thumbtacks.:: *Cursed missed oppturnities* ::PRL falling 20 feet through the announcer’s table at License To Pin.:: *Am I a-part of the cure?* ::Promo shot of Lightning Kid:: *Or am I a-part of the disease (singing)* ::Promo shot of Puerto Rican Lightning:: *Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee* ::A montage of Puerto Rican Lightning delivering the F.U. Elbow Drop. Intersperse with footage of Puerto Rican Lightning staring at the camera in the broken down warehouse. Puerto Rican Lightning looking at the camera as it rises up. A close-up shot of Puerto Rican Lightning.:: ::The song hits the second instrumental break. More footage of PRL is shown: PRL sneering at the camera. PRL’s back with a Puerto Rican flag on it. PRL scribbling gibberish on his body with a sick look on his face. PRL doing the P.R. Nightmare on The Mad Cappa.:: *Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee* ::PRL puts on his Puerto Rican flag bandana. PRL doing the HBK pose with an evil smile on his face. PRL smiling a psychotic smile standing up. A close-up shot of PRL smiling a psychotic smile. The double chairshot from Dirty Deeds. PRL rising up before the count of 10. PRL crying after winning the North American Championship.:: *And nothing else compares Oh no nothing else compares And nothing else compares* ::A montage of close-ups of Puerto Rican Lightning. PRL raising the North American and Puerto Rican Championships. Shots of PRL raising the Puerto Rican Championship. PRL smiling evilly. PRL soaking in the boos. PRL laughing. PRL posing with Colombian Heat. PRL kissing Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL laughing. PRL sneering in the broken down warehouse. PRL posing and then yelling. PRL sneering at the camera with the Puerto Rican Championship.:: ::The opening piano medley is played again. Cut to PRL standing in a ring in an empty gym. Cut to PRL laughing evilly. Cut to a close-up of PRL’s eyes. PRL staring at the camera in the empty gym. PRL sneering. PRL relaxing on a turnbuckle. PRL looking into the sky in the empty gym. Soon, the medley changes and the music get faster. More clips of Puerto Rican Lightning are shown, this time in rapid-fire succession. The clips are from PRL’s Independent days, his OaOasT career, and his childhood photos. In all of this, PRL is heard narrating again.:: Puerto Rican Lightning (narrating): I strive to be the best. Infact, I am the best. And until the day I die, I will wrestle. No force of nature and no act of God can stop me from wrestling. I will not stop because I am the greatest wrestler who ever lived. *Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee Yoooooooouuuuuu Areeeeeeeeeeeee* ::PRL posing in the broken down warehouse. Shots of PRL kissing Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez.:: *Home. Home. Where I want-ed to go. Home. Home. Where I wanted to go.* ::Montage of Puerto Rican Lightning doing the Sweet Chin Music and the P.R. Nightmare on opponents in tune with the drums. Also intersperse with clips of PRL posing and doing the HBK pose while pyro shoots from behind him.:: *Home (Yoooooooouuuuuu) Home. Where I want-ed to go (Areeeeeeeeeeeee)* ::PRL screaming:: *Home (Yoooooooouuuuuu) Home. Where I want-ed to go (Areeeeeeeeeeeee)* ::PRL smiling evilly:: ::Another piano medley is played. The song slows down and comes to an end. Puerto Rican Lightning is shown posing in the broken down warehouse without his shirt on in front of a Che Guevara t-shirt, a Puerto Rico flag, and the Lightning Crew logo. He has a Puerto Rico flag tattooed on his chest and is surrounded by fire. The last shot is of Puerto Rican Lightning looking directly into the camera in the ring in the empty gym. As the last notes are played, words in big, white blocky letters appear.:: *OUR HERO* *OUR LEADER* *OUR FRIEND* *PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING* ::The video ends and the camera cuts back to Puerto Rican Lightning. PRL is smiling happily and is teary eyed. He wipes away his tears as the crowd applauds. The Lightning Crew give him a standing ovation and the crowd chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” PRL is crying, yet smiling at the same time. The camera pans to a shot of someone raising the Puerto Rico flag. The camera cuts to Public Enemy and Audioslave and Funkmaster Flex applauding Puerto Rican Lightning. PRL is speechless. The crowd gives him a standing ovation and cheer as loud as they can. PRL tries to speak, but the crowd continues cheering him. Finally, he speaks.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Wow. Just---Just---Just wow. I-I-I-I’m speechless. I’m utterly totally speechless. That was just awesome. That was incredible. That was the best montage I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Thank you, Lightning Crew. Thank you so much. I love you guys. You have no idea how much I love each and every one of you. So, yo, what are we waiting for? Colombian Heat: Yo, are you ready to blow the roof of this joint, G? Crowd: YES!!! PRL: ARE YOU READY? Crowd: YES!!! PRL: THEN I DECLARE LIGHTNING CREW: THE BATTLE OF SAN JUAN: THE OAOAST INTENSEZONE FROM SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY!!! I’LL SEE YOU ALL LATER TONIGHT FOR THE MAIN EVENT! ::”No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd begins playing. The crowd cheers loudly and chants “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” as the Lightning Crew exits the ring. Puerto Rican Lightning slaps hands with the fans at ringside, and even hops over the barricade and sits in one of the front row seats. He smiles and relaxes on the seat for a few seconds as the crowd clamors over to him. PRL hops over the barricade again and then heads to a section of the front row and hugs the fans. PRL yells out “MY FANS! THESE ARE MY FANS! THESE PEOPLE LOVE ME! I’M THE GOD! I’M THE GOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!” PRL joins the Lightning Crew up the entrance as Vitamin X, Thomas Rodriguez, and Cuban Wall head to the announcer’s booth. They wave goodbye to PRL and take their headsets and sit down. Thomas Rodriguez sits on the left side. Vitamin X sits in the middle. And Cuban Wall sits on the right side.:: Vitamin X: Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Hello? Oh! Alright! WELCOME EVERYONE TO INTENSEZONE! WELCOME TO LIGHTNING CREW: THE BATTLE OF SAN JUAN! This is the special OaOasT IntenseZone from San Juan, Puerto Rico. 10,050 fans have packed Roberto Clemente Coliseum to witness tonight’s card, which will have 2 star caliber matches. Thomas Rodriguez: The OaOasT North American Title will be defended as The Champion; The Shuffle takes on Stephen Joseph with Dan Black as the Special Guest Referee. Vitamin X: And in the main event, it will be an 8 Man Tag Team Match. Team OaOasT: The Mad Cappa, “Reject” Aaron Justin, Teddy Weddy, and K-NESS takes on Team Lightning Crew: Puerto Rican Lightning, Colombian Heat, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, and Cuban Wall. Cuban Wall: Why did you have to say my name last? Vitamin X: What? I’m sorry. Cuban Wall: Don’t play me! Vitamin X: Whatever Wall. Whatever. IZ fans, this show is a little different from other IntenseZone’s. JR will not be announcing tonight, as he is busy recuperating from PROTOTYPE’S attack on him last week. Instead, I will. I will be joined by Thomas Rodriguez, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Spanish Fly. These men will join at random points. This show was produced by the Lightning Crew, organized by the Lightning Crew, and presented in association with the OaOasT and the IntenseZone brand. You will be seeing something different tonight. This is the first IntenseZone to be held in San Juan, Puerto Rico, so this is a historic night for the IntenseZone brand. You won’t be seeing me wear any stupid cowboy hat. Nope, it’s leather jackets, jeans, sneakers, and Lightning Crew t-shirts for me! Cuban Wall: You sure you can do this? Vitamin X: Yeah, I am ready. I have done announcing before, this will be no different. Cuban Wall: Just be sure you don’t screw up. PRL IS watching you know. Vitamin X: Relax, Wall. I have this in control. You should go get ready for the main event. Thomas Rodriguez: Don’t screw up. Vitamin X: Relax. This is OUR night. The Lightning Crew is here. PRL has returned home. This will be a great night! Let’s get to it! BOO-YAH! Thomas Rodriguez: Never say BOO-YAH ever again. Vitamin X: What’s wrong with that T-Bone? Thomas Rodriguez: And don’t call me T-Bone! Vitamin X: You mean I can’t have cute nicknames for you guys? I can’t call Cuban Wall C-Dogg? Cuban Wall: NO!!! Vitamin X: Fine. But I’m the X-Factor. And the X-Factor saids that this show will be off the hook! Cuban Wall: You’re starting to sicken me. Thomas Rodriguez: Let’s just get on with the show. Vitamin X: We'll be right back after these messages! ::FADE OUT:: ::COMMERCIALS::

::We fade into a shot of a wall. A young man wearing a gas mask, a leather jacket, dress pants, and boots heads to the wall and begins spray-painting something onto it. As he is doing this, the opening melody to "No Chance In Hell" by Lloyd & Boyd is playing. As the whisper "Chance" is heard, the man is nearly finishing whatever he is spray-painting.:: Announcer: And now. The OaOasT, Dan Black and the IntenseZone brand proudly present. OaOasT IntenseZone: Lightning Crew: The Battle of San Juan!!! ::The man finishes his spray-paint job. It is revealed to be The Battle of San Juan logo. The camera centers in on the logo as "No Chance In Hell" by Lloyd & Boyd starts playing.:: ::The camera does a wide pan shot of Roberto Clemente Coliseum. The crowd is cheering like crazy and hold up their signs and Puerto Rico flags while "No Chance In Hell" continues to play. Fireworks shoot up from the entrance, the stage, and the ring. The camera shows the cheering fans while a graphic appears reading "LIVE FROM SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO.":: ::The set is very much like the usual IZ set except for some minor differences. The AngleTron is on top, but instead of the IZ logo on the bottom, there is a Battle of San Juan logo instead. Also, two large banners hang from the sides of the entrance. On the left side, is a picture of the Lightning Crew, and on the right side is a large banner of Puerto Rican Lightning posing with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PYRO~! PYRO~! PYRO~! continues shooting out as the camera pans the crowd, and several fans who are dressed up in Puerto Rico flag paraphendilia. Right next to the entrance is a stage and on the other side is a DJ booth where Funkmaster Flex is presiding. A giant banner reading "PRL COUNTRY" is shown as "No Chance In Hell" by Lloyd & Boyd comes to an end. A spotlight shines on Funkmaster Flex as the crowd quiets down.:: Funkmaster Flex: Alright, yo, alright yo!!! Welcome everybody to the IntenseZone from San Juan, Puerto Rico!!! ::The crowd cheers. Several Puerto Rican women blow kisses to the camera.:: Funkmaster Flex: All the Boricuas? Where you at? Raise your hands up! REPRESENT, YA HEARD? ::More cheers.:: Funkmaster Flex: My name is Funkmaster Flex and I will be the master of ceramony for tonight's show. I will be on the 1s and the 2s spinning the records for the opening ceramony. So, if you are ready, let me hear you say "YEAH!" ::The crowd saids "YEAH!!!":: Funkmaster Flex: If you are ready to see Puerto Rican Lightning, make some noise! ::The crowd cheers some more. Several fans blow horns.:: Funkmaster Flex: Alright then. Alright then. Now, let's get this party started right! The opening ceramony has begun!!! ::Funkmaster Flex puts two records on. "Puerto Rico", one of his signature songs, begins playing. As the drum machine kicks in, Flex scratches the disk to the crowd's delight. He DJs the song for a few minutes with spotlights circling the arena and the crowd cheering.:: Funkmaster Flex: Alright, when I stop the record you shout out "Lightning Crew." A'ight? 1,2,3! Hit IT! *PUERTO RICO* Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! *PUERTO RICO* Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! *PUERTO RICO* Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! *PUERTO RICO* Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! ::Funkmaster Flex scratches the records some more and then points to a spotlight on the stage.:: Funkmaster Flex: Now, now, now. Everyone put your hands together. Give it up for Chuck D., Flava Flav, Professor Griff, and Terminator X on the 1s and the 2s. Public Enemy! And give it up for Timmy Cummerford on Bass. Brad Wilkford on drums. And Tom Morello on guitar! The members of Audioslave. EVERYBODY SCREAM!!! ::The crowd screams as Public Enemy and Audioslave make their appearance on the stage. Pyro shoots off as "Puerto Rico" continues to play, with Audioslave adding to the song with their own instruments. Flava Flav comes out wearing a Puerto Rico flag jersey and hypes the crowd up.:: Chuck D.: GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! YA'LL! SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO! GET UP ON YOUR FEET! COME ON! Flava Flav: EVERYBODY SAY "YEAH!" SAY "HELL YEAH!" Chuck D.: Alright, we got a party going on here. Audioslave, Public Enemy. OaOasT Battle of San Juan. Puerto Rico is in the house! Flava Flav: Let's rock the house! Chuck D.: When I say P., you say R. P! Crowd: R! Chuck D.: P! Crowd: R! Chuck D.: When I say LIGHT, you say NING. LIGHT! Crowd: NING! Chuck D.: LIGHT! Crowd: NING! Flava Flav: GET YOUR ASSES OFF YOUR SEATS! THIS IS PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING'S NIGHT!!! Chuck D.: Now everyone, direct your attention to the AngleTron. And say it with me now, "GO, P.R., GO, P.R., GO!" ::The AngleTron shows a montage of Puerto Rican Lightning intersperse with the words "GO, P.R.!":: Crowd: GO, P.R., GO, P.R., GO! Chuck D.: Say, "GO, P.R., GO, P.R., GO!" Crowd: GO, P.R., GO, P.R., GO! Chuck D.: Base It's the rhytmn The rhytmn of the mind But sucka M.C.'s refuse to hear it They don't wanna listen They don't wanna get wicked Flava: PRL! Chuck D.: Is the man with the rhytmn A high flyer brawler, ass kicking machine He does what no one else can do And he does with a smile And that's the truth, Ruth Flava Flav: NOTHING Chuck D.: Nothing scares him He's on a mission To be the Champion Flava: VICTORY Chuck D.: Is what he wants Want he needs And what bleeds With a rebel yell And a F.U. Attitude He will take down all the fools Puerto Rican Lightning is his name And representin' Puerto Rico is his game! PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: Hardcore to the bone Don't mess with P.R. when he is in the zone A latino thug But with a mind of his own Don't believe the hype He's truly grown Flava Flav: A leader Chuck D.: With honor and dignity He has what's missing in today's society Flava: Talented Chuck D.: He can do it all Whether it's wrestling Or Martial Arts So if you've seen the best Fool, you must be joking Because once you've seen P.R. The rest are nothin' The #1 Wrestler in the world is swell His intinals are P-R-L PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D, Flava Flav, and Professor Griff: PUERTO RICO! Crowd: LIGHTNING CREW! Chuck D.: That's right, ya'll. Ya know what I mean? Flava Flav: YEAH! YEAHHHHHHHH BOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!! THIS IS OFF THE HOOK, SON! Chuck D.: Puerto Rican Lightning. Public Enemy. Audioslave. Funkmaster Flex. OaOasT. Battle of San Juan. IntenseZone. San Juan, Puerto Rico. This is historic, you know what I'm saying? Professor Griff: COME ON SAN JUAN! ::Public Enemy get the crowd hyped up while Audioslave continues playing "Puerto Rico" with Funkmaster Flex. Several Puerto Rico flags wave in the crowd as Funkmaster Flex scratches the records.::

The following program is a special presentation of the OaOasT and the OaOasT IntenseZone brand. ::The screen turns to shades of blue, orange, and red. The Lightning Crew logo appears at the bottom of the screen with LightningCrew.Com underneath it. In scratchy white letters, read these words, narrated by a man with a high whispering raspy voice: THE FOLLOWING SHOW HAS BEEN ORGAINIZED, PAID FOR, AND PRODUCED BY THE LIGHTNING CREW.:: ::The camera fades into the shot of the sun. A graphic reads "EARLIER TODAY". "100%" by Big Pun begins playing, as the camera focuses on the streets of San Juan. The crowd cheers loudly, as the camera shows the many aspects of San Juan. The camera then does a 180 on Roberto Clemente Coliseum followed by showing the fans waiting outside the coliseum, cheering loudly and raising their Puerto Rico flags. The camera then cuts to a low-rider driving towards the Coliseum. Inside are Cuban Wall, Colombian Heat, Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowd cheers loudly as Cuban Wall is driving the Lightning Crew Mobile. Colombian Heat is standing on top of the front side seating, yelling and bouncing along with the low rider, waving a towel, wearing a black New York Yankees baseball cap backwards, a white bandana, a white Lightning Crew tanktop, beige baggy shorts, and black sneakers. Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are sitting in the backseat, smiling and enjoying the low rider's bouncing. The Lightning Crew Mobile bounces towards Roberto Clemente Coliseum.:: Vitamin X: Earlier today, the Lightning Crew made their dramatic entrance into the stadium. PRL, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Colombian Heat, and Cuban Wall drove into Roberto Clemente Coliseum in the Lightning Crew Mobile, and were greeted with a hero's welcome by the wonderful fans. ::The Lightning Crew Mobile stops in the parking lot of Roberto Clemente Coliseum. The Lightning Crew step out and smile, greeting the fans in attendance. PRL grabs the Puerto Rican Championship and signs some autographs while the crowd cheers and chants "P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!" PRL chants right with them and poses with some fans on the camera.:: Vitamin X: Puerto Ricans everywhere have been waiting for tonight. It is time for the special IntenseZone from Puerto Rican Lightning's home, San Juan, Puerto Rico! It is time for Lightning Crew: The Battle of San Juan!!! ::The camera cuts to a movie projector. A countdown clock plays on screen.:: 10... 9.... 8.... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ::The camera cuts to Vitamin X standing behind a podium. Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling. Vitamin X is wearing a white Lightning Crew t-shirt and a leather jacket and is standing in front of a wall that flashes the Lightning Crew logo. A cheering crowd is heard.:: Vitamin X: Thank You! ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Puerto Rico is ready! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Thank you very much! ::The Battle of San Juan logo flashes by on the screen.:: Vitamin X: I stand before you today. ::Cut to Colombian Heat, who is standing in front of the Lightning Crew members, who are standing on pedastools.:: Colombian Heat: Now, you're gonna get it! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Humbled, by the premier event that is about to take place. ::Cut to PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member.:: PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member: IntenseZone live from San Juan, Puerto Rico, hosted by the Lightning Crew! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: We are in control. ::Cut to Colombian Heat.:: Colombian Heat: We're going crazy, boyyyy!!! ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL holds up the Puerto Rican Championship for the cameras, which shoot him from different angles.:: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: HeldDown SUCKS! Puerto Rican Lightning: SUCKS! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! ::The Lightning Crew members flash by on the screen in rapid fire sucession as the Lightning Crew announcer saids in his high raspy whisper: "THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut back to Vitamin X at the podium.:: Vitamin X: To those of you... ::Cut back to Puerto Rican Lightning:: PRL: LET'S DO THIS THANG! ::A close-up of Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Who have risen to the challenge... ::Cut to the Lightning Crew Battle of San Juan logo. The crowd cheers as the Lightning Crew announcer saids "THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut to Colombian Heat smiling.:: Heat: WE ARE THE LIGHTNING CREW, G!!! ::Back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: And have joined the ranks of the Lightning Crew... ::The camera shows the Lightning Crew members once again in rapid fire sucession. The Battle of San Juan logo flashes by on the screen again. The Lightning Crew announcer stutters but saids "L-L-L-L-L-THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut to another closeup of Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: To change the face of the wrestling world, as we know it, and make IntenseZone the best damn wrestling show on television today... ::Cut to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Puerto Rican Lightning.:: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: Like it... ::Cut to a close-up of Thomas Rodriguez laughing evilly with his sunglasses on.:: ::Back to Lindsay.:: Lindsay: Or don't like it. ::Cut to Cuban Wall who is standing in front of the Lightning Crew members, who are covered in ticker tape. They are standing in front of a greyish wall that flashes the Lightning Crew logo continously.:: Cuban Wall: YOU CAN'T BEAT US! ::Cut to a closeup of Puerto Rican Lightning:: Puerto Rican Lightning (with an evil grin): We don't care! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: To those of you I say... ::Extreme close-up of X:: X: Thank you one and all. ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: My show! My rules! My way! ::Cut to PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member:: PROTOTYPE (doing the "You Can't See Me" Hand Signal): YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Colombian Heat: You are going down, BOOYYYYYYY!!! ::Cut back to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL and Lindsay smile evilly wearing their sunglasses and gold chains. PRL holds up the Puerto Rican Championship for the camera to do a close-up on.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: OAOAST INTENSEZONE: LIGHTNING CREW THE BATTLE OF SAN JUAN!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT!!! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: And to those of you, who have offered yourselves up as opponents... ::The music and cheering stops. The confetti and balloons stop dropping. The camera does a close-up on Vitamin X. The Lightning Crew logo flashes by on the screen one more. X starts laughing and smiles evilly.:: Vitamin X: What the hell were you thinking?!!! ::The movie projector stops rolling. The screen fades to black with the last image being Vitamin X smiling evilly on the podium.::

I never watched WMAC Masters, but the other shows were apart of my weekday afternoon T.V. lineup back when I was 8 in 1994-1995. 4:00 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 4:30 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 5:00 on channel 11 in New York (before it changed to the WB)-Super Human Samuri Cyber Squad 5:30 on Channel 11 in New York-V.R. Troopers 6:00 on Channel 13 in New York-Ghostwriter Ah, yes. Every weekday back in 1994-1995! I miss those days...sort of.

The Dungeon of Doom attacked Hogan, and as a sign of disrespect, shaved off his mustache. Tony Shivanoe acted like it was the end of the world, since shaving off Hogan's mustache, which he had for about 10+ years was a very big deal, atleast to him. Hogan even did an interview in which he proclaimed, in a serious tone, "THE STASH IS COMING BACK, BROTHER!!!"

Note: This 8 Man Tag Team Match is taking longer than I thought, so therefore the show shall be posted either Thursday at midnight or Thursday afternoon.

Well that sucks. I don't want "Welcome To The Jungle" to be the offical theme song. I want the two old school WrestleMania theme songs or some classical piece of music (like that song used for Hogan/Sting from Starrcade 1997) to be used damnit!

Well, people, you can still send me stuff for the show, since, like I wrote before, the show will most likely be posted tommorrow.

I got the NA Title Match. I take it The Shuffle will not be sending me Jimmy Carter's debut this week. And I will be writing the 8 Man Tag Team Match which shall be completed tommorrow. All that is left is the HELLFIRE vs. Reject/Y2Jailbait match, and the special Puerto Rican ceramony which I am also writing, and the show can be posted. I would like if everything was sent to me by 9 a.m. tommorrow morning, but I won't be done with the 8 Man Tag until tommorrow night, so expect the show to be posted either tommorrow night or if not, Wednesday night the latest.

There have been 12 match 3 hour shows on pay-per-views before. WWF and WCW did that for about 2 or 3 months in 1999 (WWF Survivor Series 1999, WCW Mayhem). As for what I'm sending for the show: Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa have a contract signing for their Puerto Rican Championship match at OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To. That's all I'm sending for the show.

Hmmm, I haven't recieved anything yet. Just to remind you, send everything to me by Tuesday Morning at 9:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time!. That's Tuesday Morning at 9:00 a.m. Eastern Standard Time!. Let's make this show great!

Yup, next will be the special IntenseZone from Puerto Rico: The Battle of San Juan. From Roberto Clemente Stadium in San Juan, Puerto Rico in front of 30,000 screaming fans. There is going to be a special opening ceramony featuring: -Funkmaster Flex will be the master of ceramnony -Public Enemy and Audioslave will do a cover of "No Chance In Hell", PRL's theme song -OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To Countdown Ad -Puerto Rican Lightning will speak throughout the show to the fans. -Before the main event, a special video will be played dedicated to PRL and Marc Anthony will sing the Puerto Rico National Anthem with a special suprise for PRL. And the main event will be an 8 Man Tag Team Match: Puerto Rican Lightning, Colombian Heat, Cuban Wall, and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member vs. The Mad Cappa, "Shooter" Jay Darring, Teddy Weddy, and K-NESS. Thomas Rodriguez will be the referee. With a fireworks display to end the show. -Shuffle, how about 40oz Jimmy Carter takes on Spanish Fly from the Lightning Crew? -Also, JR will not be the announcer for the show. Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, and Thomas Rodriguez will be doing commentary for the show. Even though they are heels, I want them to call the matches without biased. They will be fair and balanced, praising both the faces and the heels. -Mystery Eskimo, I want Cuban Wall, Vitamin X, and Thomas Rodriguez to act like heels and rip apart Shuffle and Stephen Joseph during the North American Title Match, which makes sense storyline wise, since The Shuffle and Stephen Joseph have fought and defeated Puerto Rican Lightning before. -And even though the fans will be pro-PRL, they will still cheer the faces and boo the heels...unless a face is taking on a Lightning Crew member, in that case, they will boo the face. This will be my first time posting an OaOasT show, so I'll try to make the show great. Send all matches and segments to me by Tuesday Morning at 9:00 a.m.. That's Tuesday Morning at 9:00 a.m.. I'll have the show completed by either Tuesday night, or Wednesday afternoon. Send all the stuff to me. Let's make this show rock! -The #1 MST3K Mark a.k.a. Puerto Rican Lightning a.k.a. Tha Puerto Rican

I still hold out hope that the show will be picked up by another channel some day. AMC seems like the type of station that would show MST3K. The show should still be on T.V. so that future generations could know how awesome MST3K was. Of course, I would also like to see the show back in production, flushing out brand new episodes, but I take what I can get. It truly was the greatest show of all time. What will we do with bad movies without our robot pals?

Speaking of theme songs, I REALLY hope they don't have a nu-metal song be the theme song for WrestleMania XX. It's either the two old school WrestleMania theme songs (the one used from WrestleMania VI-VIII. Or the song that Linda McMahon comes out too), or a classical music song like the song that was used for the Sting vs. Hogan match at Starrcade 1997.

It's Rey Mysterio's song from the WWE Originals CD. "Crossing Borders". Personally, I don't find the show to be bad. Sure, it's not the best, but I don't think it's the worst show ever. I'll defintley watch it this week. I defintely want to see Eddie Guerrero posing with the WWE Title. I think he will win the belt at No Way Out thanks to Goldberg's interference.

I suppose I could have Calvin step in to commentate on the Vitamin X/Mad Cappa match. Calvin could say he's doing it to "liven up" IZ.

Yes, I would like to post the IZ in Puerto Rico. But don't I need to be an OaOasT mod to do that? And how about Spider-Poet replaces The Shuffle in the 8 man tag team match? EDIT: Is Y2Jailbait still around? Because I was thinking that he can face Spanish Fly on the IZ from Puerto Rico.

Also, concerning the IZ from Puerto Rico 10 days from now, am I going to be posting it, or is Mystery Eskimo going to? I think I am, but I could be wrong. I wanted to have a segment on this week's show, where I announced the matches planned for the IZ from Puerto Rico. How's this for the main event for the IZ from Puerto Rico: 8-Man Tag Team Match: Puerto Rican Lightning, Colombian Heat, Cuban Wall, and PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member vs. The Mad Cappa, The Shuffle, Reject, and "Shooter" Jay Darring with Thomas Rodriguez as the referee?

Question, since the JR beatdown will happen in the middle of the show, who will be the announcer for the rest of the show? Because I want the Vitamin X vs. Mad Cappa match to take place right before the NA Title match.

Public Enemy-Are You Going To Go Our Way? The Verve-Bitter Sweet Symphony Cake-Going The Distance Busta Rhymes-Woo Ha! (Got Ya All In Check) Busta Rhymes & Ozzy Osbourne-This Means War Harvey Danger-Paranoia Lit-My Own Worst Enemy EMF-Unbeliveable Pearl Jam-Jeremy Dave Matthews Band-Ants Go Marching Dave Matthews Band-Crazy Citizein King-I've Seen Better Days Red Hot Chili Peppers-Give It Away Red Hot Chili Peppers-Rollercoaster of Love Red Hot Chili Peppers-Under The Bridge MC Hammer-Can't Touch This MC Hammer-Pray Vanilla Ice-Ice, Ice Baby Sir Mix-A-Lot-Baby Got Back Quad City DJs-Come On (Ride The Train and Ride It) Quad City DJs-Space Jam DJ Kool-Let Me Clear My Throat Semisonic-Closing Time OutKast-Rosa Parks Immature featuring Kel Mitchell from "All That" and Da Brat-(Watch Me)Doin' My Thang Baz Luhrman-Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) Beastie Boys-So What'cha Want? Beastie Boys-Sabotage Beastie Boys-Body Moving (Fatboy Slim Remix) Beastie Boys-Alive Beastie Boys-Intergalatic Run DMC-Down with the King Chris Rock-(I Love) Champagne Chris Rock-No Sex (In The Champagne Room) Paperboy-Do The Ditty Third Bass-Gas Face Third Bass-Brooklyn Queens Third Bass-Pop Goes The Weasel "Weird" Al Yankovich-Smells Like Nirvana "Weird" Al Yankovich-Amish Paradise "Weird" Al Yankovich-The Sage Continues...(Anakin Guy) Coolio-Gangsta's Paradise "Weird" Al Yankovich-It's All About The Pentiums Puff Daddy-P.E. 2000 (Public Enemy #1) Mya, Blackstreet, Ma$e and Blinky Blink-Take Me There Snow-Informer Public Enemy-By The Time I Get To Arizona Puff Daddy & Notorious B.I.G. featuring Busta Rhymes-Victory Will Smith featuring KC and Jojo-Willeumium (Will 2K) Will Smith featuring Kool Moe Dee and Sisqo-Wild, Wild West Suzanne Vega-Tom's Diner (DNA Remix) Scatman John-Scatman Will Smith-Just The Two Of Us

He also stole a car. That too. I guess Wheels has more in common with Craig then I thought. And I like Ellie's "punk" look. I find girls who look like her to be attractive. Don't know why. I even thought Ashley was hot when she was goth, but only when she let her hair grow out. But I find her current look to be the hottest. It's those blue eyes.