Ed Wood Caulfield

Damn, I was about to send you PRL's NA Title match just as the show was posted. I sent you the match anyway. Can you please, PLEASE, PLEASE edit it in? It is important that you get the match since that match leads to an important devlopment on next week's show. It all comes together next week. So, PLEASE edit it in. I'll come back later to read the whole show.

Gonna have PRL and Cuban Wall's matches in by 6 a.m. this morning.

-WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT- *****BEST OF 2003***** -ANNOUNCER OF THE YEAR- *Tazz (SmackDown) -ROOKIE OF THE YEAR- * Shelton Benjamin (SmackDown!) -MOST IMPROVED WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * John Cena (SmackDown!) -PAY-PER-VIEW OF THE YEAR- * Wrestlemania XIX -FEUD OF THE YEAR- * Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar (SmackDown!) -STORYLINE OF THE YEAR- * OTHER: The Rock turns heel (SmackDown!) -MATCH OF THE YEAR- * Shawn Michaels vs Chris Jericho (Wrestlemania XIX) -TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR- * Los Guerreros (SmackDown!) -SMACKDOWN! WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * Brock Lesnar -RAW WRESTLER OF THE YEAR- * Chris Jericho *~BONUS~* -THE MOMENT OF THE YEAR 2003- * The Rock returns to RAW and battles The Hurricane

-The Writing Staff of Mystery Science Theater 3000 -George Carlin -The writing staff of The Simpsons during Seasons 3-7 -Chris Rock -Dave Chappelle -Seth McFarlene -Phil Hartman -Matt Stone & Trey Parker -Jon Stewart -Adam Sandler -Brian Reagan -Martin Lawerence -Ellen DeGeneres -Dana Gould -Will Ferrel -Chris Tucker -Jim Gaffigan -David Cross -Andy Dick -Harland Williams -Truimph The Insult Comic Dog -Jim Carrey -Robin Williams -Leslie Nealson I'm sure I'm forgetting people.

When The Rock wrestled full time?

I marked out when Rock did the kip up. It seems to be another nod to his wrestling career like the Rock Bottom in The Rundown and the People's Eyebrow in The Scorpion King. It looks good, I'll go see it.

Remember when Vince McMahon: Evil Owner was actually considered a fresh and original character?

50 Cent does not deserve to be nominated for a Grammy. Didn't Ja Rule release an album this year or last year? If so, I'm suprised he wasn't nominated, but not upset either. Of course, I'm glad Avril Lavigne got nominated, but you should not be suprised. I wish Public Enemy would get nominated for a Grammy, but Audioslave, Outkast, Avril, Black Eyed Peas and Eminem, got nominated, so I'm not totally pissed off. And I like Linkin Park, Black Eyed Peas, and Missy Elliot so I'm fine with them getting nominated also. And how could you NOT like Outkast?

Well, Calvin has yet to face PRL even though he is ranked #1, BUT PRL is a heel also, and would a heel vs. heel championship match work? I just thought of something, would it be possible for, the week after next week's show, Calvin takes on PRL and ANOTHER member of the I-5 in a Triple Threat Match for the World Title?

Tony149, just wanted to let you know that I am going to hold Colombian Heat's match till the show after next week's, but I would like to still have Cuban Wall's match happen on next week's show.

Well, I could cut Colombian Heat's match, but I would REALLY like if the Cuban Wall/Jobber match was kept for next week's show if that's okay with you. The Cuban Wall match will lead to an important devlopment of the Lightning Crew vs. The Mad Cappa storyline that needs to be use next week, please.

Okay, the reference in my promo is from an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 entitled "Space Mutiny." In a scene in the beginning of the episode, Brain Guy saids to Pearl "Tell me about the rabbits, Pearl." Pearl responds with a disgusted "Shut up." and Brain Guy saids "Okay." THAT'S where the reference comes from. One of my favorite episodes of MST3K.

You're close.

Alrighty then. Don't forget, PRL is in the tournament also!

1,000 points for the person who can tell me what show I referenced that quote from. Anyways, I thought it was a good show. Could have used a little more wrestling, but I enjoyed what I read. The main event was great. My personal favorite segment that I wrote was the Lightning Crew segment. I think that was one of the best segments that I've written. Expect more stupidity from Colombian Heat soon. I also like the idea of a face stable that expands through IntenseZone and HeldDown. Very cool, original idea. I'm curious as to what the four babyfaces will be from IZ. By the way: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): you can use The Mad Cappa as one of the four babyfaces, since I have 100% control of him now since Cappa is in the Navy. It would also help the PRL/Cappa feud somewhat. Good show, not exactly great. I give it a 7. I'm looking forward to next week's show as PRL is going to do 2 matches and Cuban Wall and Colombian Heat each have their own matches also, which I will write, btw. I'm looking forward to the tournament for the Adrenalin title. Should be great. Good show all around.

-Cuban Wall vs. Some Jobber -OaOasT North American & Puerto Rican Championship Match: Puerto Rican Lightning vs. the Puerto Rican "Legdend" (Can this be the main event?) -I also may write something relating to the PRL/Mad Cappa feud. And I would like to enter PRL into the tournament.

Okay, done! All my segments have been sent and now the show can be posted!

Well, either way, I'm saving the Colombian Heat, Cuban Wall, and PRL matches for next week's show since it takes me FOREVER to write just one match and it's taken me all night just to write my first 3 segments. I'm going to send you my last 2 segments for this week's show now.

Question: Has the Three-Way Tag Team Match for #1 Contendership for the Tag Team Titles been written? Because if it has, then I can save Cuban Wall and Colombian Heat's matches for next week then.

Elimination Chamber Match for the OaOasT World Heavyweight Championship: Calvin Szechstein vs. Zack Malibu vs. Crystal vs. "Shooter" Jay Darring vs. Puerto Rican Lightning vs. Blurricane vs. Ragdoll-OaOasT Deadly Game: Unlucky 7--November 30, 2003.

Working on my segments right now.

The Rock vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin-WrestleMania XIX Matt Hardy Version 1.0 vs. Rey Mysterio Jr. for the WWE Cruiserweight Title

I like to enter Colombian Heat and Cuban Wall from the Lightning Crew!

The quote of the night! This show rocked. Everything flowed well. I skimmed through the show but I read the Elimination Chamber Match in its entirety and I LOVED it. It was way better than I expected. I will say that I'm just a little disappointed that my 2 ideas for the match: PRL climbs one of the sides of the chamber and does a moonsault onto Blurricane. PRL does a FU Elbow Drop onto Zack Malibu from one of the Chambers, were not used. Other than that, I was fine with the match and loved how PRL was one of the Final Three and eliminated Zack Malibu in the process. I'll read the entire show later, but I loved what I saw. I give the PPV a 9. It's the best PPV I've read this year next to AngleMania II. This show gets two thumbs up from me.

I was going to write a Elimination Chamber music video, but I'm lazy so I just didn't bother. That was the only thing I had wanted to write for the PPV. What exactly is taking the PPV so long to get posted?