Ed Wood Caulfield

What are your favorite comedy songs? The songs that make you laugh the most. Here's mine: "Amish Paradise" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Eat It" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Couch Potato" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Chinese Resturant Rap" by John Leguazamo "A Complicated Song" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "All About The Pentiums" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring "Rocking The Surburbs" by Ben Folds Those are just the songs that are at the top of my head. I'm sure there's more. What are yours?

1) Public Enemy 2) Run-DMC 3) Tupac Shakuar 4) Beastie Boys 5) Outkast 6) Eminem 7) The Neptunes 8) Rusell Simmons 9) LL Cool J 10) Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five

I am THE Doug mark. I've seen every episode about 1,000 times and loved each one. I based my whole life around him when I was little. And I think I may be the only one who actually LIKED the Disney episodes. Sure, I didn't find them AS great as the Nick ones, but I still enjoyed them alot. I cried so damn much when the series finale aired. It was like a family member died, THAT'S how much I cried. Keep in mind I was 11 when the finale aired, so it was a pretty big moment for me. I didn't cried watching the MST3K finale, yet I cried when I saw the Doug finale. That suprises me to this day. There are so many memorable episodes. I LOVE the one when Doug forms a band. I also love the one when Doug and Patti go out on a date yet Doug keeps denying it's a date. The thing I hated was how they never came through with their promise that Doug and Patti would finally get together. They teased it since the first episode but they never came through with it and that pissed me off. The only thing they let you know in the series finale is that they would go on their first date but that's it. No kiss, nothing. Just like the Futurama finale, disapointing. I also was one of the few people to actually see "Doug's First Movie" in theatres. I loved all the characters. I always loved each Quailman episode. I even drew my own Quailman cartoons and made my own comic books based on Quailman. I ripped off the Power Rangers also and called it "The Quails". I was 6 when I drew this so that's why the name sucked. I never got how Doug didn't get the hype nor the recongition as Rugrats did, despite Doug being the better show. Doug is like MST3K in that it never got the recongtion it deserved. "So long everybody. It's been fun. Your friend forever, Doug." I cried so much after that last line. Great show, man, great show.

Limp Bizkit "Move Your Feet" by Junior Senior As much I hate the "Dirty South" and the "Bling-Bling" rappers, I will admit there are some of those type of songs that I like such as: -"We Gonna Make It" by Jadakiss featuring Styles P. -"Way of Life" by The Cash Money Millionaires -"Right Thurr" by Chingy -"#1" by Nelly -"Ride Wit Me" by Nelly I also like some of Puff Daddy's songs, just his stuff right after Notorious B.I.G.'s death back in 1998/1999, and I LOVE Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" and Snow's "Informer" and "The Plumb Song". And you can also count The New Radicals "Get What You Give" which has become my all-time favorite song.

PRL makes an annoucement regarding the Puerto Rican Championship. He also makes threats directed at K-Ness. A PRL/K-Ness confrontation is to be expected concerning Dirty Deeds. Puerto Rican Lightning & Calvin Scwherztein(sp?) vs. Featured Attraction.

Eskimo, I'll have my segments in by tommorrow morning.

Me and K-Ness didn't send the stuff in to continue our feud this week. Would it be alright if I sent my segments and K-Ness sends his and you can edit it in?

Anyone actually terrified that an asteroid could hit the earth in 2014?

I think that after the asteroid hits, the dust from the impact will cover the sun for a good 2 years thus causing plants to die and limiting the human races chances of surviving. Unless, you have a 2 years worth supply of canned foods.

Actually, Choken One, "Major League 2" bombed and I think "Batman & Robin" opened at #5 its opening weekend.

I completely forgot Hulk Hogan was in "Rocky III"! And "Jingle All The Way" was a hit so Big Show's been in 2 hit movies.

Have any other wrestlers besides The Rock and Big Show been in hit box office movies? Rock was in "The Mummy Returns" and "The Scorpion King" and Big Show was in "Waterboy", but anyone else because "Highlander: Endgame" and "Universal Soilder 2: The Return" bombed.

Do they know exactly where the asterioid will hit the earth?

When I saw "Do The Right Thing" on Trio and ABC, whenever someone in the film said the word "motherfucker", they would change it to "Mickey Fickey."

-Backstage segments involving PRL and K-Ness to continue their feud. -PRL will make an annoucement regarding the Puerto Rican Championship and speak about K-Ness' involvement in his Open Challenge at AngleSlam 2: Screams of No Reply. Anyone wants to fight PRL for the Puerto Rican Championship? And the show is still on for this Tuesday right? Or Wednesday?

Like LPYC wrote, the Open Challenge was supposed to be originally 5 minutes. But I wanted to include alot of Navy guys being squashed, while at the same time, have enough time to do a PRL/K-Ness match-up. So I extended it to 10 with the first 5 minutes having PRL squashed the Navy men and the last 5 dedicated to PRL vs. K-Ness. The reason I wrote 4 Navy men being squashed was because I wanted different types of guys being squashed (the average one, the weak one, the big strong muscular one.) to show that PRL could beat anyone, regardless of size. I originally wanted to squash 7 Navy men, but I felt 4 was a right number. As for why the 10 Minute Open Challenge was long considering it was only 10 Minutes, I played SmackDown: Shut Your Mouth as Rock and he took on Brock Lesnar in a 10 Minute Match. I wrote down every move that took place in those 10 minutes to know how many moves I can do in a 10 Minute match. Plus, I had PRL speak on the mic after squashing every Navy man. I think PRL saying he would sing Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" and K-Ness entering the ring to stop PRL's singing was a creative way for K-Ness to enter the match and start the feud. And the finish was decided to be a Rollup was due to wanting to keep both PRL and K-Ness strong for the feud. I liked the rest of the show. Calvin winning the World Title was defintley shocking. Hey Zack Malibu, are you going to do another Scott Keith-type rant for AngleSlam 2: Screams of No Reply? The one for License To Pin was great.

My best friend said that if you play "Hail Mary" backwards you can hear 2Pac say "I will return seven years after I have died, motherfuckers!" That would mean he would come back on September 13, 2003.

In that same vein, corporate Rocky's People's Elbow, where he would imitate and insult his opponent for a quick second before dropping the elbow. When he fought Mankind, he made motions like a sock puppet, and when he fought HHH, he would do a crotch chop. I also remember when he fought Stone Cold Steve Austin at WrestleMania XV, he flipped Austin off and then acted as though he was drinking beer. And when he fought Road Dogg, he did the Shaky Legs Knee drop.

I think NBC in New York actually aired Owen Hart's fall on the 11 o' clock news. I remember my cousin calling me up on the phone and saying "One of the WWF wrestlers died. I didn't catch the name, but they showed footage of the fall and he fell 80 feet to the ground." He could be lying though.

You forgot probalby the most important thing that happened in the 90's. The internet becoming avaible for everyone. That will DEFINTLEY be talked about on "I Love The 90s."

The reasons some people believe that 2Pac is alive is because: -He released his last album under the name Malkaveli. Malkaveli was someone who faked his own death. -The album cover will filled with sevens. -If you re-arrange the letters in Malkaveli they spell out I Am Alive. -He died seven days after he was shot. -They say 2Pac was obsessed with the number seven and Malkaveli before he died. -The fact that there have been more 2Pac albums released after his death. -Some people claimed he looked different before he was cremeated. -There is also the belief that 2Pac wanted to leave Death Row Records and if he did, Suge Knight would want him killed so he died before Suge had the chance to kill him. There is also the theory that one of Suge's friends was the one who killed 2Pac. -In the video for "I Ain't Mad At Ya" which I think was the last video he made alive, 2Pac is shot, killed, and raps from "Heaven". -2Pac's friends say that he always talked about dying and "knew he was going to live a short life." -And lots of his songs do talk about him dying and going to Heaven like "Thugz Mansion." Personally, I don't think those are good enough evidence to suggest he was alive.

I'm sure we'll see an "I Love The 90s" show, but it'll probalby be around 2010. 1980's-60s Nostaglia 1990's-70s Nostaglia 2000's-80s Nostaglia 2010's-90s Nostaglia

I'm gonna throw up if 50 Suck wins Best Video.

I just saw Avril on the pre-show. WOW! She looked really HOT tonight. I'll watch the show only for Chris Rock's opening monolague, Avril's appearance, and to see if Johnny Cash wins Best Video. Btw, Cash has already won Best Cinematography In A Video For "Hurt".

One reason: Avril. That is all. EDIT: I just saw her on the Pre-Show. DAMN!