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You thought he would live up to his name?

Who in the thread has said anything like that? Get it together.

Isn't Darkwing related somehow?

My birthday is fast approaching. I hope you sent your presents.

Uncyclopedia is fun. As long as the articles don't suck, of course.

Tim White should just come back with a bandage on the back of his head.

Overreaction.

That's too many words wasted on Korn.

Duke was never good.

Stop helping, Matt Young.

No. He changed it. Wacky.

So anyways, Funyon would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra 'Beverly'. And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Funyon had to shoot the maid. The real answer is Funyon doesn't have a first name. He doesn't need one. Because he's Funyon.

No Andre Miller?

I don't get it. But I guess this goes along with their attempts to make G4 more of a teens/20s men's channel as opposed to strictly video games, although it depends on what they fill the time with. In either case, the only reason to really watch G4TV.com or Filter was to leer at Diane and Tina (who's nothing special, but whatever), so it goes against the philosophy. Judgment Day blows. Both Tommy and Victor are morons, Tommy especially. Sadly it's still one of the only worthwhile things to watch on the channel, if only because their utter stupidity is entertaining. About the only thing I actively watch anymore is Anime Unleashed, with Cinematech, AotS and X-Play (ever since they introduced the distracting, awkward camera cut during host segments) as occasional background noise. I couldn't care less if I miss either these days.

Over the last couple days I've noticed my late-2002 PS2 chugging more and during Madden 2005 it just now froze on a touchdown. Am I headed for a breakdown?

Damaramu's skull is thick enough that he doesn't have to worry about someone smashing a bottle over it and I bet he just really wants new ways to maim his brother.

Nene is really only second string due to circumstance with Martin coming in. He has good size, loads of potential and flashes of something great, none of which is guaranteed after the injury, of course. He may very well be the next Antonio McDyess at this point. Logistics of the trade aside, I don't know how the hell Artest on the Nuggets would work. There's the obvious personality clashes with the likes of Karl, Martin and Anthony. His primary position is filled, so he would have to go to the two or sub in. There's no way he'll be the first option and maybe not even the second or third with Carmelo and arguably Martin and Miller ahead of him.

I blame Crusen. Just because.

Remember when chat was the place to be? You could usually go in at two or three in the morning on any given day and find something going on. Now people don't even head in on show days and I wonder if it's the same for PPVs as well.

?que? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Evil_Mutants.jpg I refer to the straps across the chest and the lower half of the body.

Cyttorak, Lushus. If they do make him a mutant, it's not a far cry from Ultimate X-Men, which they seem to borrow a bit from (Multiple Man as a henchman of Magneto, Juggernaut's costume, for example). There he started as a mutant who was later bonded with the Gem of Cyttorak and as far as I know, there have been no allusions to him being related to Professor X.

El Satanico. I think.

By far Whiskers was the best of all these gimmicks, which isn't saying much.

He was dead years ago.