MrRant

I can't laugh if a player gets hurt, ever. Even if he is killing my team, I can't bring myself to do that. It just seems very dark. I can laugh if its an ironic situation. I laugh at the irony, not the bones sticking through their flesh Also the Seahawks and Vikings have got to love how the Broncos are basically handing the game over to the Packers by evaluating future players rather than trying to win. In a way I'd rather play the Packers than the Vikings.

Eagles have home-field advantage based on better conference record than St. Louis. The Colts win the AFC South based on head-to-head sweep of the Titans. Seattle is No. 5 seed based on better strength of victory than Cowboys. Right now, the Packers would be No. 4 seed over the Vikings based on better record in common games. However, if each team wins in Week 17, their record in common games will be tied and the Vikings will win the NFC North based on better record in conference games. Wild-card matchups AFC Denver Broncos at Indianapolis Colts Tennessee Titans at Baltimore Ravens First-round byes: New England Patriots, Kansas City Chiefs. NFC Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay Packers First-round byes: Philadelphia Eagles, St. Louis Rams

Official from the NFL - Seattle is IN based on the Cowboy loss and other factors. Between Minnesota and Green Bay now for the final spot.

You can try the ETrust Virus scanner that is in the Things You Need... thread and see if it can remove it safely.

::Gives Sandman attention:: ::Then takes it away by not paying attention to him anymore::

Yeah I would put ESPN up there due to Live play which is a lot of fun.

Looks like ABOBO would like to make monkey love to you and cover you in ABOBO JUICE.

Yes... try starting out a game as say.... Navy or a lower team like that and watch as you get your ass HANDED to you by some of the major schools until you get your recruiting together. I played 4 seasons as Navy and only got to 4 * prestige and never got above #15 at my best because a team like Miami, Florida, OSU etc would just either whoop me or I would get close but my talent just wasn't able to hold up. FUN AS HELL though.

I believe Helton is older than A-Rod so there is a better chance of him dropping off earlier before the end of the deal.

Better hope customs doesn't catch you.

Ahh... so you don't take medication etc because you want attention?

I have an odd feeling you will end up like Michael Savage and wish someone death on air via a light tube beating. It would fit your personality.

So are you going for Ross Perot or Buchanan?

Will be funny when that catches up to you and can't hold a job due to explosive anger and end up as the guy on the street yelling at the sky.

DerangedHermit = Jay Sherman

Apparently his edge is getting duller with each ho.

He's Straight Edge.

The Sonics throwback jerseys are great too.

ATLANTA (Reuters) - The parents of murdered child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey have filed a lawsuit against the Fox News network seeking $16 million in damages for a 2002 broadcast they say defamed them, their lawyer said on Wednesday. In the suit, filed on Tuesday in federal court in Atlanta, the Ramseys objected to a report aired last year by the News Corp Ltd. TV channel around the sixth anniversary of the murder of 6-year-old JonBenet in Boulder, Colorado. The suit charges that a Fox reporter's statement saying "there has never been any evidence to link an intruder to JonBenet's brutal murder" was false and defamed the Ramseys. "The gist of the statements uttered in the Ramsey segment is that in all probability, one or more of the Ramseys murdered JonBenet," the suit says. Fox News spokesman Robert Zimmerman said the network had not been served with the lawsuit and had no comment. Lin Wood, an Atlanta-based lawyer for the Ramseys, said the lawsuit seeks compensatory damages of $2 million each for John and Patsy Ramsey and their son, Burke, and $10 million in punitive damages. JonBenet, a former Little Miss Colorado, was found beaten and strangled in the basement of her parents' home in Boulder, Colorado, on Dec. 26, 1996. No criminal charges have been filed in the murder. The Ramseys, who have professed their innocence and have said evidence links an intruder to JonBenet's killing, now have homes in Georgia and Michigan, the suit says. In March 2002, the Ramseys reached an out-of-court cash settlement with a former detective who wrote a book accusing the couple of killing their daughter. The Ramseys agreed to drop a libel lawsuit against the ex-detective.

I don't believe you have a girlfriend. A ho? Yes. Girlfriend? No.

He can't have sex with the girlfriend though. That's most of the point of having a girlfriend.

Well he is old enough to buy some Super Glue and start huffing it.

I like everything outside of the last 2-3 years. Kind of the same thing happened to Home Improvement, Just Shoot Me, etc when they just start to tank. That is why I'm glad Seinfeld didn't try to keep going.

Married... With Children Season 1 is only $25. BUNDY COMMANDS YOU~!

All those bands get a big "Huh?" from me.