Giuseppe Zangara

Orange Juice - Rip It Up Galaxie 500 - This is Our Music Fugazi - In On the Kill Taker

I now know I never knew what a "dream woman" was until now.

Did I mention she has red hair? DID I MENTION SHE HAS RED HAIR?

On okcupid (yeah, it's gay hipster shit, shut up), this hot girl who likes many of the things I like messaged me, but she lives 250 miles away. What really bothers me about this is that she's half-naked in all her photos. Plus, thanks to her livejournal, I discover that it's really her in those photos. OH GOD WHY CAN'T I MEET JUST ONE HOT AND SLUTTY INTELLECTUAL.

Bertil, at one point, required I look up Belgium's stance on the Nazis during WWII. Gimmicking can be a learning experience.

He might as well be, what with his last couple of albums, lolz

I'm proud of my work as Bertil Olsson and regret I never gave him a chance to shine (at least Schwimmer got a nice-sized thread). Also, successfully imitating ESL is very difficult.

I like "Honey Pie," but your denigration of it doesn't upset me like the time goodhelmet said "Good Night" was the nadir of the Beatles' entire career or some such nonsense.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=5286 First and only gimmick I've done since spring '03.

What are you people talking about. About half of Sgt. Pepper's is worse than anything on the White Album.

Sometimes I think "Rocky Racoon" is the worst song on the the White Album; sometimes I like it.

No, don't. No more.

I have no idea what the Crack of Doom is, but I guess it rocks.

I remember a Patrick Spoon that didn't smoke.

Such insolence. I'd beat her if she were my daughter.

This board just makes me so angry!

Hey guys, I'm just gonna be a pussy have a moderator delete my account rather than just stop posting here. I mean, I really see no other way around this!

Why wait.

Agent, have you heard any Sleepytime Gorilla Museum? It's avant-art-prog-metal, if you enjoy that kind of thing. EDIT: The following is excerpted from some prog website. It kinda gets the point across re this band: You can read the rest if you search around here.

Sorry, guys. At least I livened up page 5. Oh, and Kotz was right; that wasn't her in those pictures.

I've heard some Mastodon, actually. They weren't half-bad. I tried out some Neurosis, recently (their most recent album), but I found it boring.

DAMES HAS LET THIS BOARD SINK TO DEPTHS WHICH IT NEVER BEFORE HATH SUNK

What up, subby.

It's my mental image of you. Unless you set up a live webcam feed to prove me wrong, I will continue to imagine you salivating on your keyboard, staring wide-eyed at pictures of a remarkably plain-looking young woman you have saved to your computer. The problem here is that I have no clear mental picture of your face, so you don't really have a face in my mind but a black shadow, yet you still manage to drool. Leer, too.

I was kinda mean a few posts ago. I hope Hoff doesn't take offense and start a thread about it in Site Feedback. That would make me feel bad.