Giuseppe Zangara

I got a nice high from a joint about a month ago, so all's not lost.

I once created a gimmick called The Narrator. I was gonna do something similar to Bad Post Pointout (terrible name, by the way), but a bit more literary. Were I not such a lazy bastard.

The posts are funny if you imagine the guy in the avatar saying them. Which is the point, probably. I haven't watched The Real World since the London season, so whatever.

It was either this: Or something involving Hello Kitty.

He pm'ed me, saying I remind him of "Jacques." I don't get it.

How did I never post in this thread, CWM was the worst.

You should no longer be allowed to have opinions, you horrible person.

Banders has actually made me like posting here again.

He also stole several of subliminal_animal's lines. Why gimmick at all if you aren't going to have a shred of originality? But maybe that was the point, anyway. I dunno.

haha, fag.

I meant "but with."

Rando is DJ Jeff without the pedophilia.

I sit back and enjoy the ride. There's nothing I can say that wouldn't detract from the message boarding experience that is Banders.

In the last couple of days, Banders has provided me more entertainment on this board than either Czech or Thumbtack has in months, if ever at all.

Fantastic.

Wanna trade me some Flying Luttenbachers for it? HAHAHA. You didn't talk to me for a week when I offered you a bunch of shitty radio albums everyone's got for it. I mention this only because I was cleaning out my pm box and came across that conversation and I still think it's hilarious. WTF, dude. You never responded after I asked you if you have any SunO))). That's the reason it died off.

This board's become too "Well done, old chap," lately, so I like this Banders person because he's pissing off all you dudes.

This better be for serious. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=6665

If we got Zack Malibu in here, I'm sure he'd make faggots of us all, what with his renowned gay-baiting.

Thanks for the reassertion of your heterosexuality, fellas!

erase the hate

cue_meanie, I'm sorry your enjoyment of both the board and lurking has been tested as of late.

LIKE A GUNSHOT ACROSS YOUR STOMACH