This is the last known photo of Incandenza, taken just two days ago:
Shortly after this photo was taken, Incandenza proceeded to lead his team to victory in a game of Pop Culture Trivial Pursuit.
That's so ridiculous, I'm not even insulted.
My hair's not curly (unlike Gottfried's). It's messy in a hipster way--the picture's blurriness makes it look more Gilbertesque, I suppose.
Was that directed to me? Oh man.
Anyway, there's actually a guy on AIM using this name. He's currently bugging me about health care, in huge, red letters.
alfosexual: Hey.
HolerinHowieDean: EUUUHHHAAAAA!!
alfosexual: It's nice to know you're in such high spirits after your defeat last night.
HolerinHowieDean: THIS IS NOT A ROAR OF VICTORY BUT A ROAR OF SOLUMN, PENSIVE THOUGHT
HolerinHowieDean: i mean uhARREHUUGGGGAAAA!!