[5/30: Blue Devils, Red Uniforms]

He's a fictional "fucking" character.

[5/28: Channeling The History Of A Far-Away Galaxy]

I don't get how you don't fuck the person before you get married.

 

I fucking hate Yoda. He was such a little asshole.

[Award Redo: 2002 A.L. MVP]

Do you think the A's made the right choice in keeping Chavez instead of Tejada?

[Ohio gets dumber, JFK put to bed]

The History Channel did something similiar a few years ago, in regards to JFK.

[5/16: See You In Hell Eddie, Err, Jerry]

I think he was someone whose bark was worse than their bite.

[28 Weeks Later, Kirk Cameron, and New Order]

Did Boner make a suprise appearance?

[5/7: Roids And Rage]

How long until Hank Aaron is called an Uncle Tom, and Bud Selig's house slave?

 

 

[5/3: Giving The Veto To A One-Man Laker Team]

Shaq probably bought half the copies.

 

Isn't Bigum the toad on the cereal box?

[5/4: #27, No Debate About My NBA Playoff Picks]

I feel for his family and friends, for having to mourn for such an idiot.

[5/3: Giving The Veto To A One-Man Laker Team]

Queen Elizabeth is attending the Kentucky Derby

 

 

Prince Charles better be prepared to become King.

[4/30: Three Games To One, Eight Justices Out Of Nine]

One thing you might want to prepare yourself for, Vern, is if your two have been together for that long of time, the other one might decide it's time to call it a day as well.

 

The beach -- did he surf or something?

 

I think you're confusing the cats at my parents house. These two were together for about three years, and the other cat seems unaware about the other one's absence.

[4/30: Three Games To One, Eight Justices Out Of Nine]

 

Did you take him to the vet or did he pass in your house?

 

At the house. He's going to be buried at the beach.

[4/30: Three Games To One, Eight Justices Out Of Nine]

My cat is dead.

[Draftback: 1997 NFL Draft]

I didn't know Gonzalez was a 1st round pick.

[Minor League Diary: 4/21/07]

Someone combined two Black Sabbath songs.

[4/20: Mowing Down My NBA Playoff Predictions]

I'd mark out if at the trophy presentation Avery Johnson and Mav players turn on Mark Cuban..nailing him with the Larry O'Brien trophy, and embrace David Stern.

 

My cat is still alive. He's pissing on the stairs, which is a good sign. He's taken a few small licks of some chicken broth, and juice from some canned cat food. The yellow near is ears and mouth haven't really gone away. That needs to go away, if he's got any shot at getting better.

[4/13: Buckle Up For This Entry]

I put some cat treats out last night, that are smaller than his normal food. Didn't eat that, the other cat (Wessie) ate them.

[Minor League Diary: 4/12/07 (Phil Hughes)]

Any chance you're going to see Rochester when they come around?

[4/13: Buckle Up For This Entry]

Thanks guys. We just gave Pigface his miracle medicine. He bit me and my brotherspilled about half of it on the floor.

[4/13: Buckle Up For This Entry]

If the governor's mansion wasn't be used by Imus and the nappy headed hoes this wouldn't of happened.

 

Sad news, KKK. We just took our cat Pigface to the vet and he's got liver failure.The doc gave us some homeopathetic medicine just in case it's a parasite. He said it's 50/50, I don't think he's going to make.

[Draftback: 1986 NFL Draft]

Seven offensive linemen that's got to be highest totals ever.

[44-42]

WTF... Limp Bizkit had a Bush bashing album.

 

 

[2007 MLB Predictions]

They've cloned Stargell, Clemente, and Wagner.

 

They'd still have no starting pitching, so they'd still come in last place.

[80's Tournament: A.L. Elite Eight]

When it comes to simulated baseball tournaments at TSM, the Twins are a powerhouse.

[3/21: #34, Animals, Death]

Someone must of watched Gilligan's Island.